Lest We Forget!

[Matt Hare]

**The scene is outside at day time. The camera shows a large building with a big sign on the front saying: **

HareWear
Factory - Sydney.

**The camera then changes to inside where The Hare is sitting in his office, with tights and other merchandise spread throughout the room**

The Hare: No, no, no. I need something to match the occasion... Think ANZAC, horror??

Julio: Got it! You can get a new pair made! It can be brown and the big 'ANZAC pin' symbol on the back and 'Lest we Forget' written across the front...

The Hare: No it's too late for that. But I might just use your 'Lest We Forget' idea...

**The pair sit and think for a few minutes when Hare, all of a sudden jumps up**

The Hare: I've got it!! How about I wear my 'camoflague' tights and a 'Lest We Forget' t-shirt. I will design the t-shirt myself and make lots of compes that we can sell at DUEW events! T-shirts only take about a day to make! I'll get to it...

**The Hare swings around on his chair, towards his computer. He grabs the mouse and begins to design a t-shirt. After about five minutes, The Hare turns around with a grin on his face**

The Hare: Wala...(?? spelling ??)

**Hare moves out of the road and the camera zooms in and shows a brown t-shirt with 'Lest We Forget' written across the front in white. He then rotates it and shows the back of the t-shirt, which has the 'ANZAC' logo at the top, below it has 'House of Horror' written in thin, white print and 'The Hare' written in bold, black letters at the bottom of the shirt**

Julio: That's awesome!

The Hare: Nahh...it's just aweso. If there was a picture of me on there, then it would be awesome!!

**They both laugh and The Hare gets on the phone to organise the t-shirt**

[Disturbed]

*Disturbed walks into his office*

Julio- I love it Hare, it's so...OI, what are you doing here?!? get out!

Disturbed- Only you Hare would use a saying that triggers all Australians to remember the brave men and women who fought for us in the war to make money! you disgust me Hare! I didn't think you could sink much lower, but here we are!

Hare- Well Disturbed, that's the diffrence between you and me, I see an opportunity, and make the most of it. You see one, and quite often let it pass you by, such as the World title, for instance, which will be mine very, VERY soon!

Disturbed- Don't take opportunities?! Well Hare, I remember, before you were even here in DUEW, when the first Sunburn ever was aired, I won the deathmatch title. And here we are, we've been through many changes here at DUEW, but one thing hasnt changed, and thats the fact that I stil lhold the deathmatch title! See hare, not only do I take opportunities, but I milk them until they are dry, and then some. So have fun putting your little emblems on shirts, and making a quick buck here and there. Because at the end of the day, honour and pride is worth far more!

Hare- GUARDS, escort this man!