High Tide for some changes 'round here

[Jonny Stripes]

Jonny Stripes is waiting outside an office in some building. He is tapping his feet and looks impatient.

Man:"Mr Stripes, would you like to come in?"

Jonny walks in and takes a seat

Man:"Now Mr.Stripes, as your marketing manager I have to keep track of your image and how that relates to your merchandise sales...Now when by yourself you sold an average of 300 shirts a week, at Hard Knoxx you sold individual Jonny/Hard Knoxx shirts at 1200 average a week...and now with BoD you have sold 10000 a week...but we think with an image change you can sell 50 000 a week...now firstly your main competitor's are Nicho, who sells 4000 a week, Hare who sells 8000 and Disturbed, who sells 25000 a week...listen we think you can catch your team mate, without affecting your friends sales"

Jonny:"Look, i really dont care for this...i should be training for my match"

Manager:"I recognise your need for training but this wont tak long...you see I figure that tghe reason you dont sell as much is because of the name, Brothers of Destruction...you see thats Disturbed's name, not yours...your not a destructor, Disturbed is the Deathmatch Champion, your the World Champion...so why now something less biased to Disturbed...why not..."

Jonny:"Look, shut up..your fired , I'll manage my own business now"

Jonny storms outside and slams the door. The picture stays on The Manager...he picks up a mobile and dials a number

Manager:"No Julio, it didnt work out...no, he fired "me"...it doesnt matter, at least we affected his income, the fool has no business sense and is now running his own affairs...ok, come up now"

The "manager" takes off his face(!) and it reveals the Hare.


OOC-A little farfetched maybe? But thats Rasslin'...btw i'm still in the building Hare...so yeh

[Matt Hare]

**While The Hare is still sitting at the dest, Julio burst through the door laughing. The Hare stands up, gives him a high-5 and sits back down**

The Hare: Haha, what a clown! He is so gullable.

Julio: Oh, God. I wish I was here...

The Hare: Well, maybe we can... Wait! Lets call him back and give him a little beating?? Eh?

**The Hare picks up his phone and dials Jonny's number**

The Hare: Jonny? I mean...Mr. Stripes?

Jonny: Yes. Who is this?

The Hare: This is your marketing manager. We...I need you back here A.S.A.P. It's an emergency!

Jonny: Whaa..huh? What's going on?

The Hare: JUST COME!! We need you!

Jonny: OK, I'm on my way.

**The Hare hangs up and bursts out laughing. A knock is heard at the door and The Hare and Julio run over to the door. They stand one either side of it and The Hare shouts out:**

The Hare: It's open!

##TBC by Jonny ONLY##

Permission given to attack if needed

[Jonny Stripes]

The door opens and Hare and Julio dive on the seceraty (who they thought would be Jonny) and start to punch her until they realise it wasnt Jonny.

Julio:"Oh no, what have we done?"

Hare:"I'm so sorry I hope you can forg..."

At that point JOnny, who had been standing and watching runs in and grabs Hare by his neck but he squirms out of it and runs from the office leaving Jonny to pummel Julio into submission.

After Julio crawls away Jonny helps the lady up and they start chatting in the office

[Matt Hare]

**The pair get up and begin to slowly head down the hallway**

The Hare: That was messed! I think we should just get out of here and get a bite to eat...what do you say?

**Julio nods and smiles and they head outside to a payphone. The Hare calls a cab and they sit on a bench, waiting**

The Hare: You know. If it wasn't for that fagot, Animal we would be in our fancy stretch's right now sipping on some champaign! But we will get him back...we can trash his crappy little Datsun or something...

**They both laugh and a taxi pulls up. The Hare opens the door and reveals an Indian Taxi driver wearing a turban and a long, white beard**

Taxi Driver: You call?

**Hare and Julio nod as they get into teh cab**

The Hare: To the nearest Chinese Restaraunt...

Taxi Driver: Chinese? No no I take you to Indian Brothers!

**The cab does a quick U-Turn and begins to speed**

The Hare: What...are you one of them??

**Hare and Julio laugh and the cab stops. The driver then punches The Hare in the face and begins to drive again. The Hare then repays him with a stong left. The car stops and all three get out of the car. They stand on the side of the road, ready to fight**

The Hare: Are you gonna pull off some yoga moves on me or something?? Ha

**The taxi driver kicks The Hare in the crutch and he falls to the ground. He then turns to Julio and lifts him upside down, he spins around in a circle and Scoop Slams him onto the dirt. He then gets into the car and speeds off**

##TBC By anyone that would fit into the 'driver' Alias##

OOC: OK, I know that post was a little racist but I couldn't think of anyone else...

[Jonny Stripes]

OOC-Why did you post the same thing twice?

[Jonny Stripes]

The scene goes back to Jonny in the office, holding his phone to his ear and the Hares "Marketing Managers" mask in his hand. He is talking on the phone.

Jonny:"Hey there, long time no see...we should catch up...business? Oh gret, it went off without a hitch then? Perfect, give my regards to him, and your son, ok, thanks Ravs"

He hangs up and immediately calls Disturbed

Jonny:"D? You will not belive what just happened man...better...nope, better than that...back up bit...how did you know?I told you, I dont remember that at all...really...oh, yeh well her brother really pounded the shit outt the runt's...yeh imagine that huh, she had a three hundred and fifty pound brother...and he wanted to hurt Julio as well! It all worked out perfectly..."

The scene cuts out to Hare and Julio, dusting themselves off after the attack...