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Post by Joseph Malone on Apr 19, 2005 19:17:54 GMT 10
After a long comercial break the show comes back to the 3 members of Rebellion in the rin, each with a mike in his/her hand.
Angie:"Alright listen here you ingrates"
Crowd boo
Angie:"Obviously you dont appreciate our presence around here,so i think to myself, maybe we should just up it and leave"
Crowd cheer
Ryan:"But we know that we are already onto the road of taking over the business"
Crowd Boo
Joey:"Now, this week at The ANZACS House of Horror, we all have matches. Ryan against Hoshi Hooshi Katama Watever. Angie, is going to win her first DUEW championship, the Australian title and i am going to finally burst that jerk Disturbed's bubble and win the Deathmatch title."
Crowd boo insanely.
Joey:"My match first. Now, I have great respect for what Disturbed has done in his Deathmatch career...but i also have great contempt for the man...you see he thinks he is the Deathmatch master because he has done some pretty scary shit...but if you want scary shit you should come to me...you see, unlike that Redneck, Disturbed I have travelled the world and seen the most frightening things yhou can imagine...i have strolled the Paris Catacombs, a place where the souls of the dead cannot rest...i have slept in McPike castle in Scotland, a place haunted for the last 600 years...i have walked among the hanging dead in The Palmero Catacombs, where my peers turned around and threw up...so you dont come out here and tell me how you have survived cage matches, cos i dont care"
TBC by...anyone
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Post by Matt Hare on Apr 19, 2005 20:48:39 GMT 10
**While Rebellion are waitiong for Disturbed to come out and reply, the ring turns green, then purple, orange and back to normal. Pyro explodes at the top of the ramp and The Hare comes out wearing silver tights and a red "Jet" t-shirt. With a mic in one hand, he walks down the ramp clapping, when he gets to the ring, he makes his way up the stairs, climbs up the turnbuckle and jumps down. Standing right infront of Joey, he begins to clap again and raises the mic to his mouth**
The Hare: Well done...well done!! I have been pretty impressed with this whole 'Rebellion' team, so far.
**crowd boo**
The Hare: But there is one little thing... How come you have a girl facing off for the Aussie Title instead of Ryan James over here who has a match with some nip (sorry about racism) that can't even speak English??
**crowd boo and chant 'Rac-ist, Rac-ist"**
The Hare: Oh will you just shut up?!! I'm trying to prove a point here and all I can hear is you morons chanting!!! Anyway...back to what I was saying... See, Ryan James looks like a pretty good compeditor, yet you would rather a bird chase the title than him?? I gotta say, Ryan...it doesn't look like they respect you much...!
**Ryan looks shocked. Angie then walks over and slaps The Hare across the face**
Angie: Don't you ever talk to us like that!!
The Hare: **Wipes his lips** Hey, calm it down there, babe!
**Angie slaps him again**
The Hare: OK! Calm down, Angie. Is that better?? All I was saying is that you don't have a chance against 'The Mediterranean Masterpiece', Julio... or even 'The Barrel of Lard', Nicho "Z"...! So why not just quit the match now....while you aren't too far behind?
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Disturbed
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First ever deathmatch champ, member of BOD
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Post by Disturbed on Apr 20, 2005 11:20:37 GMT 10
*Bound begins to play, and the crowd goes wild!! Disturbed is holding his deathmatch title in his hand, and a mic in another. Jonny Stripes comes out behind him, holding his World and tag titles!*
Disturbed- Well well well, the 4 biggest jerks and losers in DUEW are standing in the ring together. and the 2 most succesful, biggest names are standing at the top of the ramp together!
*CROWD CHEER*
*Hare brings the mic to his mouth, and is about to speak when Jonny cuts him off*
Jonny- Don't say anything, Hare. You cant deny what Disturbed just said. Unlike your little stables, Reborn and rebellion that make everyone reflux..
*BIG CHEER*
Jonny- Have never experienced as much success as the BROTHERS OF DESTRUCTION!
*B.O.D chant starts*
Disturbed- We are the only stable to own ALL of the titles here at DUEW, and, technically, with only 2 members, we still do own all of the titles, considering that the Australian title isnt held by anyone. Heck, the lkast person to hold that title was Animal, my brother, who was undefeated!
*CROWD CHEER, come back Animal chants start*
Disturbed- Now, mr. Malone, You think that I think i'm big and tough because I've experinced "scary things"?! Are you crazy?! They arent "scary" ohh nononononono! They are death-defing, yes, and to some that is scary. Some of the injuries are inevitable, and to some that is scary too. But if you are one that finds those things scary, you will never be a deathmatch champion. Because that is the lighter side of a deathmatch. There are soo many more things that you cant explain unless you have participated in a deathmatch, such as the feeling of your compedators blood flowing down your chest, or the feeling of their bone snapping as you drive a chair into their leg. But there is one thing I can't tell you,
because I've never experinced it. That thing is the feeling of a bone being snapped, or being attatched to life support. Because unlike soo many of my compedators, I have never been put into hospital for an extended period of time.
So next time you come out here, instead of telling people how it was scary watching your friends throw up because they saw some corpses, you will be telling everoyne how scary it was to face me in a deathmatch, and how scary it was to be on life support, because I assure you, that I will have no mercy on your sorry little ass!!!
*HUGE CHEER*
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Post by Joseph Malone on Apr 20, 2005 21:17:55 GMT 10
Joey coughs in the mike and looks up at the pair on the ramp
Joey:"You know what! You have got some nerve to come out here you two! You Redneck Disturbed (crowd boo) you think because you got the title and the fans that that means you got the skill! It doesnt the only thing that has kept you with that title is your awful, awful competition"
Disturbed:"They just looked awful in front of me"
Crowd cheer
Joey lowers his tone and says:"I have not only seen corpses, i've MADE THEM!"
Crowd start up Bull-Shit, Bull-Shit chant
Joey:"Dont believe me? You'll see what I can do with a baseball bat at the House of Horrors!"
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