Lest We Forget...Disturbed and Jonny

[Jonny Stripes]

Jonny is sitting at home when his mobile rings. He picks it up and on the screen it says D-Boy.

Jonny:"Yo Disturbed, whats up?"

Jonny:"Hare is doing what?"

Jonny:"Well, thats disgraceful"

Jonny:"Yeh I know"

Jonny:"Well, it gives me an idea"

Jonny:"Thats what I'm gonna do, it'll be in good taste dont you worry..."

Jonny:"Ok, i'll see ya later"

He hangs up and smiles

The scene fades away to open at the next afternoon.

Jonny is at the back of the arena, sitting in front of hundreds of brown boxes. Disturbed comes up and says

Disturbed:"I hope this works out...people could be offended"

Jonny:"Dont worry, haha, now we will see how well things go for "Hare Ware"

Disturbed:"Ok, well do you wanna get going"

Jonny gets up and Disturbed whistles prompting a bunch of guys to come until there were no more boxes. They all headed to the ring.

When they got there Jonny opened up a box, taking out a red t-shirts.

Jonny:"Now I know Hare has released a shirt along these lines but i feel ours is more appropriate"

Disturbed:"This is our new line of BOD clothing"

They take out a bunch of shirts.

Jonny:"Shirt NO.1"

Lest We Forget printed on front and a picture of Jonny with his world title on the front and on the back Jonny holding a knocked out Hare by his Hair.

Disturbed:"Shirt No.2"

Lest We Forget....and a picture of Disturbed on the front, and mug shots of all his defeated wrestlers on the back, with a cross over each face.


(OOC-Sorry to steal your shirt idea Hare, a little competition never heard )

[Disturbed]

Disturbed- Now thats clean, fun, family taste. knowing Hare, he would have had a bunch of germans standing on Aussi e graves, all pissed and signing "lest we forget"

*CROWD BOOOO*

Disturbed- Damn right!

[Jonny Stripes]

Jonny:"Thats right good family entertainment"

Disturbed:"Dont forget about the special offer"

Jonny:"Oh Yeh, if you purchase ne tonight at this very arena you get it for half price. but tonight only"

Disturbed:"You forgot one thing Jonny"

Jonny:"Thats right, soon we will have more shirts out! Celebrate the legacy of DUEW, admire the contribution BOD have made to DUEW...and look at the pitiful contribution of Hare and Julio"

Disturbed:"And if you are part ofour new fan clubs"

Jonny:"The Disturbed Ones"

Disturbed:"Or The Stripes Squad"

Jonny:"You will get all your merchandise a lot cheaper"

Jonny and Disturbed pose with the T-Shirts and even give some away.