All pads, no balls...(interview)

[Disturbed]

*Disturbed is standing in out the back of the arena, with a young man interviewing him, by the name of Tom. Disturbed has his titles over either shoulder*

Tom- Thanks for joining us here today Disturbed, I know you have alot on your plate with this big match of yours and all.

Disturbed- That's fine Tom, and hell, if it was really THAT big of a match, liek if I was fighting someone without pads, for instance, then I may be to busy to chat.

Tom- ahh well yes, that brings me to my first question. I gather your not too happ about the fact that Joseph Malone is going to be padded up to an insane degree. What are your feelings on that, and do you think that he has the right attitude going into this deathmatch?

Disturbed- Well first of all, in a Deathmatch, making sure your ass is covered is only half the battle. The other half, which I consider to be the more important half, is being able to injure your compedator at vital moments. This as well as using your sorroundings and..shall we say...materials...to your best advantage. It's all well and good for him to have these few extra pads, put they arent going to help him when he gets thrown of the top of a cage, onto tables stacked up high..or any other insane, deathdefying feats I decide to pull on him.
To answer the second part of your question...What good is a deathmatch champion who has know idea how to use any weapons, but just how to put on pillows??? I mean, he's going to be doing little to no training, because he believes he has his ass covered. Well he is very, very wrong. Too bad that Joey is going to be finding this out the hard way!

Tom- O.k. Also, I'd like to ask you what your views are on the fact that Mr.Howard got your brother, Animal, sent to jail, and has made it extremly unlikley that he will ever be allowed to wrestle again?!

Disturbed- Well, understandibly, I'm furious at Mr.Howard's decision for many reasons. These include the fact that I spent ages trying to bring my brother back into DUEW, and when I finally did, he gets kicked out again. I know he attacked Hare and all, but he was just doing what we all wish we had the balls to do! you can't blame a guy for that.
Another problem is that the B.O.D is once again down to 2 members..and thriving may I add. We own 4 of the 5 titles, and aren't looking like loosing any soon.

Tom- Yes, yesthat's true. Uhh it seems that you and Jonny are becoming more activley involved in your own clothing line for B.O.D, as well as for yourselves. Is this to compete with Hare Ware, get a little more cash or simply produce merchandise that the fans appreciate?

Disturbed- Well Tom, It's a small mixture of the first and third. Jonny and I are VERY financially stable, don't you worry about that. Infact, fifty percent of what we earn gets donated to charity. The charity differs each week so everyone gets a little bit of help.
Anyway..enough bragging. We felt that Hare ware was the only real DUEW merchandise on the market today., and frankly, it is very poor, and makes DUEW look the same. We felt we had to lift the standards, raise the bar if you will. Our new product lines do not only feature jonny and I, but also our achievements aswell as some DUEW advertising. Of course, we also wanted to make some shirts that help others to recognise the fact that your a Disturbed One, or a member of the Stripes squad, or a keen B.O.D supporter, or just plainy you love DUEW. Either way, these make the fans feel a little more special and united, and for a much cheaper price than "Hare Ware"

Tom- O.k, and lastly, what are your feelings of last weeks match against Angie Ryk...

*Disturbed cuts him off by pushing the mic away from tom's mouth!*

*angrily..*

Disturbed- NO COMMENT! I have to go train now, thanks for the interview, Tom.

*Disturbed wlaks off, obviously looking very fired up. He is heading towards the gym, to hopefully release some of this anger.*#nosmileys

[Joseph Malone]

Disturbed is pounding a bag in the gym, when the camera shows in the corner Joey Malone walkign into the room. He walks up to the bag, but Disturbed doesnt notice so Joey goes to the bag next to him and starts punching. After a couple of minutes Joey stops and walks to his duffel bag from which he produces a barbed wire bat that he swings into the bag, tearing it. He smacks it again and this time it sticks in but Disturbed still doesnt notice. Joey disappears and then reappears with a kendo stick which he shatters on the bag, splinters flying everywhere. He then disappears and reappears with a cue stick, baseball bat and a sledgehammer. He hits the bag until both bag and weapons(except baseball bat) are broken. Through it all Disturbed, still punching the stuffing out of the bag, hasnt noticed.

Joey takes up his baseball bat (which has an engraving on it reading [J.M. Italian Stallion]) and hits is at the top of the bag, sending it crashing to the floor. Disturbed looks up at Joey and smirks

Disturbed:"Ha Ha, see you been practicing"

Joey swings the bat over his shoulder and says
:"I saw your interview earlier...you know what...maybe your right...all pads and no balls"

Disturbed:"Thats you"

Joey:"NOT ANYMORE! You see I am gonna face you like a real man...no protection and then we will go one on one"

Disturbed reaches for his bag and produces a sleek, silver case. From it he pulls out a barbed wire bat and says:

Disturbed:"We'll go one on one..."

Joey:"Bat to Bat"

Joey goes to walk away

[Jonny Stripes]

As Joey and Disturbed are stnding toe to toe, Jonny is seen in the background, doing some sort of aerobic course. The scene slowly moves closer and closer to Jonny. When it gets right next to him he stops running. He is sweating greatly and is about to move to the next exercise when a young fighter, no old thn sixteen approaches him. The kid has no top on, showing his weak, untoned, skinny frame. He is about 5'9 and looks confused.

Kid:"Mister Stripes, sir. Umm, could i ask you something...if thats alrite"

Stripes:"Shoot"

Kid:"W-w-w-we-well, umm i n-n-n-need to know...why are you trainingat s-s-so many things?"

Stripes:"Because, when you fight someone like Hare you gotta be covered from every angle...so why do you ask?"

Kid:"When I'm older, and I'm wrestling I w-w-wanna be like you"

Stripes:"Thats nice...hey you part of "The Stripes Squad"

Kid:"Nah I'm, a "D-D-D-Disturbed One"..One day I'm gonna be Deathmatch Champion"

Stripes:"Good luck with that"

They part ways and Jonny joins Disturbed, who is now by himself, surveying the damage that Joey did to the bag.

Jonny:"Shit man, you werent lieing about these Deathmatches, that looks brutal...why did you practice it here but?"

Disturbed:"I didnt, thats Joey Malone at work...he told me he is gonna take off the pads...good on him..then he will feel real pain"

Jonny and Disturbed laugh and leave the gym to go to Disturbeds bar "Thin Lizzys"

Jonny:"Man, i met this weird kid"

Disturbed:"What did he do?"

Jonny:"I dont know, just strange you know..."

The conversation dies as they get further and further away