The 3 Little Chumps!

[nicho]

*nicho Z is wondering around backstage with a cup of coffee in his hand drinking it slowly as he walks infont of angie rykers dressing room and then he finishes the coffee off and chucks it in a bin near by and then knocks on the dressing room door*

*angie opens the door looking meen thinking that it will be a DUEW interviewer but before she knows it, she is looking at a 7 foot giant and she starts looking kinda scared*

Nicho: hey angie, how are ya?

(nicho has a smile on his face and she slams the door but nicho pushes the door open before she can lock it, and then he steps in a takes a seat on her leather lounge*

Nicho: So angie ryker..... i here that you are pretty much the bitch of DUEW....well thats what everyone has been saying!

Angie: shut up nicho and what do you want!

Nicho: oh me i dont want nothing, im just here to see who one of my opponments may be if i make it through the first round. because by the looks of you......

(nicho takes a good stare up and down at angie's body)

Nicho: i wouldnt mind fighting you right now on this couch!!

(crowed are heard laughing in tha background)

Angie: i think you should leave, because if Ballistic was here right now, he would kick your ass!

Nicho: haha Ballistic, if you think im scared of Ballistic you gota be blonder than you look.... the 2 other chumps in the tournament are no threat to me.... and if you think you got a chance??

Angie: nicho grow up... if i wasnt good enough to be in the tournament i wouldnt go in!

Nicho: thats the thing... your pretty looking face is just going to be beeten up by your first match!

*nicho stares at her body again*

Nicho: you got no chance angie!

*nicho goes to angies fridge and grabs a crownie out of the fridge and sits back on her couch and turns the tv on and starts watching some DUEW taped shows*

[Joseph Malone]

As Nicho is watching T.V a repulsed looking Angie sprays some deoderant and goes to the bathroom.
While she is in there Joey Malone bursts through the door. He looks at Nicho and says

Joey:"Get outta here, jesus..this is my locker room"

Nicho Z:"I aint going no where, Joey"

Joey:"Where is Angie or Ryan...fuck me dead...Ryan hasnt shown up for over a week now...and that whore Angie always has random men in here...first Ballistic, now you...get off my couch...this is my private dressing room, i am only letting tht bozo and that slut in because they make me look like the hottest guy aound here"

Nicho rolls off the couch, burps, laughs and lies back down again, watching tele.

Joey:"I give them gratitude and this is how i'm repayed..."

Nicho:"Its because your small, mate...smaller than me and Ryan"

Joey:"You shut up! Last week in the triple threat...you were my bitch Nicho!"

Nicho sits up and stares at Joey and looks like he is gonna say something when Angie swings the bathroom door open.

Anige:"Whore, huh?"

Joey:"No no no I-I-I didnt mean it that way"

Angie:"Slut, aye?"

Angie slaps Joey hard on the face.

Joey:"Look, i deserved that"

Nicho:"And this"

Nicho flings a lamp at Joey, making him explode.

Joey:"You disgusting fat slob...get outta here...nd you you disgusting ho...get outta here and if i see you, or ryan in here again you will feel the pain...and if that wimp Ballistic wants some of me, tell him to fucking come and see what he has got"

[Jonny Stripes]

Jonny runs into the room and says...

Jonny:"There's a fire in Mr.Howards office, come quick"

Nicho, Joey and Angie all go to run out but Angie, the last one, is stopped by Jonnies arm. Once Nicho and Joey are gone Jonny shuts the door and locks it.

Angie:"What, wh-what do you want loser"

Jonny:"To talk"

Angie:"About?"

Jonny:"Flowers"

Angie:"Get out you freak"

Jonny:"Flowers and Angie,
Roses and Bees,
You are so pretty,
Just like meeeeeee"

Angie:"What was that?"

Jonny:"A poem by...JONNY STRIPES"

Angie lets out a snort before composing herself and calling Jonny an idiot and other expletives.

Jonny:"You are by far the prettiest woman on DUEW, Miss, it is Miss right, Ryker...how would you like to go out one night"

Angie:"If Ballistic hears about this he will kill you"

Jonny gets his thumb and touches is it lightly on Angies nose.

Jonny:"So cute when your angry"

Angie slaps Jonny and says angrily

Angie:"I am too fucking good for this place"

Jonny rubs the side of his face as he watches his would-be seductee walk out

[nicho]

*nicho walks back in and sits on the coach and watches TV again*

Nicho: Fire my ass stripes!

*stripes is still holding his cheek*

Angie: this jerkoff just wanted to tell me one of his psycotic poems!

*nicho takes a mouth full of his beer and spits it out laughing*

Nicho: a poem... hahah you got to be joking, comon stripes come sit over here and tell me a poem!

Stripes: shut up nicho you fat log!

Nicho: stripes...... really tell us one!!

*nicho waits for a poem by johnny stripes*

[Jonny Stripes]

Jonny:"Ok ok,let me think...a poem...hmmm"

Nicho and Angie wait for a poem

Stripes:"Angie the slut
And Nicho the nut
Ballistic the wimp
And Julio the gimp
All of them competing
For a prize
The 4 worst in DUEW
Playing for the very worst
The very worst title for the very worst wrestlers"

Nicho and Angie laugh

Nicho:"That was by far the orst poem i have ever heard Jonny"

Angie:"You are a psychopath"

Jonny looks upset and goes to storm out and at the door turns and says

Jonny:"Genius is always misunderstood"