Post by Matt Hare on May 6, 2005 22:20:21 GMT 10
**The camera shows The Hare and Mr Howard sitting in Mr Howard's office looking at the computer**
The Hare: **Pointing to screen** What's this one?
Mr Howard: That's you doing the Sharpshooter to win your first World Title...
The Hare: **Points to another spot on the screen** And this??
Mr Howard: You doing the 'I Can't Believe it's Not a Finisher' on Animal...
The Hare: Cool. And this one?
**Just as Mr Howard can answer, a knock is heard at the door and Julio walks in, looking disappointed**
The Hare: What's wrong, mate?
Julio: ...Another Hell in a Cell this week. And to make it worse, it's an 'Inferno' Hell in a Cell!
Mr Howard: I thought you would like this match...?
Julio: You obviously thought wrong!
The Hare: Well it doesn't matter coz I have that big 'Last Encounter' match for the World Title! Meaning when I win it, I don't have to defend it against that yankee, Stripes.
Julio: **Sadly** How do you expect to beat him in a one-on-one contest if we can't beat him and Disturbed in a tag match?? Remember...Jonny did make you tap.
**The Hare looks at Julio in disgust, then looks out the window, biting him lip and trying not to scream**
The Hare: But that was a tag match!! I've beaten him twice in a singles match before!!
Mr Howard: He's right, Julio.
The Hare: And how about you? You have a big match too, do you expect to win that?? Nicho is a big boy and you are just a cruiserweight...
Julio: What are you on about??! You're a cruiserwright too, and you bat him. So why can't I?!
The Hare: Skills. I have top skills, better than anyone!
Julio: Are you saying I don't have any skills?!
The Hare: I'm not not saying that...
Julio: You know, you are really pissin' me off these past few weeks! You are so fucking cocky, you think you are unbeatable!
The Hare: I could beat you anyday!
Mr Howard: Boys! Boys. Calm the heck down! Now there is no need for this bickering...we are a team, remember...a team. and team's get along.
The Hare: He's not muc...
Mr Howard: TEAM! Now you two muct go train, you have very big matches this week.
**The Hare clicks his tounge and turns away, heading towards the locker-room and through to to the gym**
The Hare: **Pointing to screen** What's this one?
Mr Howard: That's you doing the Sharpshooter to win your first World Title...
The Hare: **Points to another spot on the screen** And this??
Mr Howard: You doing the 'I Can't Believe it's Not a Finisher' on Animal...
The Hare: Cool. And this one?
**Just as Mr Howard can answer, a knock is heard at the door and Julio walks in, looking disappointed**
The Hare: What's wrong, mate?
Julio: ...Another Hell in a Cell this week. And to make it worse, it's an 'Inferno' Hell in a Cell!
Mr Howard: I thought you would like this match...?
Julio: You obviously thought wrong!
The Hare: Well it doesn't matter coz I have that big 'Last Encounter' match for the World Title! Meaning when I win it, I don't have to defend it against that yankee, Stripes.
Julio: **Sadly** How do you expect to beat him in a one-on-one contest if we can't beat him and Disturbed in a tag match?? Remember...Jonny did make you tap.
**The Hare looks at Julio in disgust, then looks out the window, biting him lip and trying not to scream**
The Hare: But that was a tag match!! I've beaten him twice in a singles match before!!
Mr Howard: He's right, Julio.
The Hare: And how about you? You have a big match too, do you expect to win that?? Nicho is a big boy and you are just a cruiserweight...
Julio: What are you on about??! You're a cruiserwright too, and you bat him. So why can't I?!
The Hare: Skills. I have top skills, better than anyone!
Julio: Are you saying I don't have any skills?!
The Hare: I'm not not saying that...
Julio: You know, you are really pissin' me off these past few weeks! You are so fucking cocky, you think you are unbeatable!
The Hare: I could beat you anyday!
Mr Howard: Boys! Boys. Calm the heck down! Now there is no need for this bickering...we are a team, remember...a team. and team's get along.
The Hare: He's not muc...
Mr Howard: TEAM! Now you two muct go train, you have very big matches this week.
**The Hare clicks his tounge and turns away, heading towards the locker-room and through to to the gym**