Let the celebrations begin...or not

[Jonny Stripes]

The crowd has fallen unusually quiet and there appears to be no activity. To match the mood of quiet Jonny Stripes appears on the titantron, no music or fanfare at all.

Jonny:"Heya all...Straight to business tonight...This week I am involved in two deathmatch type matches and this is all good training for the King of the Deathmatch Tournament but this week I really gotta knuckle down...This week in The Submission only Hell in a Cell match I made Hare tap out to my crippler crossface...But this match was very tiring, so I really need to be focused if I want to keep my title this week, so no big celebrations, partys or anything"

Crowd seem confused and some think Jonny is joking.

Jonny:"You know me I dont tell any lies or mince my words, I got an Ironman match and a final encounter match with a ferocius competitor Hare and a...ummm...well, Julio has a lot of enthusium"

Crowd laugh.

Jonny:"Seriously though I think that Julio can win matches, just not against B.O.D...And before I go, here is an inside tip, soon B.O.D will own all the gold again"

Crowd cheer and Jonny says

Jonny:"Oh, and just because i wont party doesnt mean the Stripe Squad miss out"

At this Jonny laughs and fades off while the Stripes Squad descend with T-Shirt guns and little clothing



(Anyone can continue and come to the ring and bait me...i'll come out)

[Matt Hare]

**Just as The Stripes Squad are about to shoot another t-shirt, the ring turns green, then purple, orange and back to normal. Pyro explodes at the top of the ramp as 'Alright' plays over the speakers and The Hare walks, welcomed by the crowd boo-ing him. As he walks down the ramp, wearing orange tights and mic in hand, red pyro explodes from every turnbuckle post. He gets into the ring and waits for the crowd to shut up**

The Hare: Hmmm....nice speech, Jonny. But not as good as mine.

**The Hare reaches down the front of his tights and pulls out about five palm-cards, shakes them and stands up straight**

The Hare: Ahh, sorry. They're a little sweaty... Now.

Dear all of my fans, also known as 'The Haredressers', I promise to give 100% in my matches at this coming PPV, Hotter Than Hell. For Jonny Stripes is a disgrace to that belt and I guarin-fricken-tee victory over that Yankee.

**crowd boo and chant "Stripes-Stripes"**

The Hare: He has ruined that belt! And for that, I have lost all respect for him. He acts as if that belt is rightfully his and he just throws it over his shoulder like its a coat! Well that will all change come Sunday night. Coz after the 'Final Encounter Match,' I will be the first...and last Four Time DUEW World Champion!!!

**crowd go crazy with boo's**

The Hare: **Trying to talk over the boo's** And when. And when I pin him, or make him tap, he will not get another shot at it until the first of June! So, Yankee Doodle...I dare you. Dare you to come out here and face the music. The music of Made....In....China!!!

**A platform lowers from the roof with Julio sitting at the drums and a bass player. When it lands on the ring, Hare jumps on, grabs his guitar and starts playing as the platform starts ascending towards the roof**

[Jonny Stripes]

The band continue to play too humungous boos from the crowd. The Hare is just about to get to the chorus of his song "Paradise City, by Guns 'N' Roses.

Take me down to the paradise city
where th grass is green and the girls are pretty
Oh wont yo...

Hare's band continues to play but Hares voice cuts out, replaced by a much deeper one.

You please take me home, yeah yeah

Hare is fiddling with his microphone and tries to get Julio's attention but he is too busy playing.
Suddenly the crowd break out into cheers and Julio, thinking that the crowd are liking it, starts to play a drum solo, but drops his sticks half way through.
The band stop when they realise the source of the cheers. It was Jonny Stripes with a mike.

Jonny:"Sorry Hare, i know its rude but everybody was sick of that goddam racket"

Crowd cheer

Jonny:"So I figured i'd save everyone and turn off your mike and switch mine on"

Hare:"Dammit I cant wait till this match, I am going to rip you, limb from limb"