Post by Angie Ryker on May 6, 2005 23:51:44 GMT 10
["Pour Some Sugar On Me" hits and massive boo's explode from the crowd. Angie Ryker walks out on stage, down the ramp and gets into the ring. She snatches the mic off the ring announcer. Before she trys to speak a "slut" chant starts up in the crowd.]
Angie Ryker: Oh will you people shut the hell up for once! You people are only here because of me, so show some respect or I'll have to slap it out of each and every one of you!
[Crowd boo's.]
Angie Ryker: Well, I don't care what you all think, anyways. As I was about to say, however, Hotter Than Hell.. the upcoming DUEW PPV. We're all in two matches. As for me? Well, match number one is me against Joey Malone.. in an elevated tables match..
[Crowd cheers.]
Angie Ryker: .. an elevated tables match against one of the two worthless pieces of crap that I faced on Sunburn. I dominated that match, and I will do so again at the pay per view. But seriously, that match is just going to be enough for a warmup.
[She laughs.]
Angie Ryker: See, also at the pay per view, I'm going to be going one on one.. in a 2 out of 3 falls match.. against Disturbed.. for the Deathmatch title!
[Crowd goes insane.]
Angie Ryker: And I am going to completely destroy Disturbed, just like I did in my debut match - and in the process destroy his record with the Deathmatch title, and show all you stupid insignificant shits that I am infact worthy of anything and everything that I wish!
[Crowd boo's her. She lowers the mic and the boo's continue and don't seem to die down too soon. She raises it.]
Angie Ryker: You know what? You know what? I'm going to do just what I said before.
[She gets out of the ring and finds someone in the front row with an official DUEW "Disturbed" shirt.]
Angie Ryker: Hello sir. Who the hell might you be?
Crowd Member: I'm Chris.
Angie Ryker: Right then. You're a fan of Disturbed, correct?
Chris: Hell yes, and I'm gonna be one of the many Disturbed ones who are going to be celebrating when he whoops your skank ass at the pay per view!
[Crowd cheers. Angie looks down at the ground for a few seconds.]
Angie Ryker: Hmm.. really? Is that so? You believe he's going to beat me?
Chris: Yeah, I believe in that.
Angie Ryker: Ahh, well, I believe in this.. !
[Angie drops the mic all of a sudden and slaps the fan. He falls back into his seat, rubbing his face.]
Angie Ryker: To me, you just represented the fans in this arena tonight, and I told you all that I'd slap you if you didn't shut the hell up. That's proof that I keep my promises. And I promise you all that I'm going to be the new Deathmatch champion after the pay per view. You know why? I'm just too.. fuckin'.. good.
[She drops the mic and "Pour Some Sugar On Me" hits again as she walks out to massive boo's - the same way she came in.]
OOC: Sorry if it didn't make any sense.
Angie Ryker: Oh will you people shut the hell up for once! You people are only here because of me, so show some respect or I'll have to slap it out of each and every one of you!
[Crowd boo's.]
Angie Ryker: Well, I don't care what you all think, anyways. As I was about to say, however, Hotter Than Hell.. the upcoming DUEW PPV. We're all in two matches. As for me? Well, match number one is me against Joey Malone.. in an elevated tables match..
[Crowd cheers.]
Angie Ryker: .. an elevated tables match against one of the two worthless pieces of crap that I faced on Sunburn. I dominated that match, and I will do so again at the pay per view. But seriously, that match is just going to be enough for a warmup.
[She laughs.]
Angie Ryker: See, also at the pay per view, I'm going to be going one on one.. in a 2 out of 3 falls match.. against Disturbed.. for the Deathmatch title!
[Crowd goes insane.]
Angie Ryker: And I am going to completely destroy Disturbed, just like I did in my debut match - and in the process destroy his record with the Deathmatch title, and show all you stupid insignificant shits that I am infact worthy of anything and everything that I wish!
[Crowd boo's her. She lowers the mic and the boo's continue and don't seem to die down too soon. She raises it.]
Angie Ryker: You know what? You know what? I'm going to do just what I said before.
[She gets out of the ring and finds someone in the front row with an official DUEW "Disturbed" shirt.]
Angie Ryker: Hello sir. Who the hell might you be?
Crowd Member: I'm Chris.
Angie Ryker: Right then. You're a fan of Disturbed, correct?
Chris: Hell yes, and I'm gonna be one of the many Disturbed ones who are going to be celebrating when he whoops your skank ass at the pay per view!
[Crowd cheers. Angie looks down at the ground for a few seconds.]
Angie Ryker: Hmm.. really? Is that so? You believe he's going to beat me?
Chris: Yeah, I believe in that.
Angie Ryker: Ahh, well, I believe in this.. !
[Angie drops the mic all of a sudden and slaps the fan. He falls back into his seat, rubbing his face.]
Angie Ryker: To me, you just represented the fans in this arena tonight, and I told you all that I'd slap you if you didn't shut the hell up. That's proof that I keep my promises. And I promise you all that I'm going to be the new Deathmatch champion after the pay per view. You know why? I'm just too.. fuckin'.. good.
[She drops the mic and "Pour Some Sugar On Me" hits again as she walks out to massive boo's - the same way she came in.]
OOC: Sorry if it didn't make any sense.
