Bad, Bad Man

[Joseph Malone]

The camera is set on Joey Malone, though he is not being filmed casually. He is on a commercial set for the ethnic DUEW filming to attract the ethnic population to DUEW.

Joey:"Se desiderate l'esperienza wrestling reale, venuto all'arena del SONY questa settimana vedere la paga per la vista
più calda dell'Inferno, inclusione del Angie Ryker contro Disturbato per il titolo di
Deathmatch, Jonny barra difendere il suo campionato del mondo contro le Hare e lo
vede in actina in un Inferno in un fiammifero delle cellule contro balistico..."

Director:"And thats a wrap...perfect Joey, well done"

The director pats Joey on the back but Joey shrug him off, looking disgusted. He pulls out a match and a cigarette and lights up. He takes a long drag before talking.

Joey:"I feel sick to my stomach, i mean you and me both know that I should be the main event...I mean I am the best deathmatch fighter in DUEW...right?"

Director:"Well, umm, you might say that"

Joey:"What does that mean?"

Director:"Its just, umm, well you see Disturbed is deathmatch champion and it is a Deathmatch PPV"

Joey:"SO?"

Director:"So maybe he deserves it, i mean the main event that is"

Joey:"...I see"

Joey looks to the ground for a moment and then grabs him by the throat andslams him to the wall, holding him there. He reaches into his pocket and takes out his wallet. He flicks through all the cards inside, chucking themas he goes.

Joey:"...Library...Lisence...Condom, you wont need that...RSL Card...DISTURBED ONE!??!...I knew it"

Joey grabs the "Disturbed One" member card and snaps in two then does the same to the other pieces until it is in a thousand pieces.

Joey:"You are disgusting, Oh gotta talk to Mr.Howard about you, you will never direct for DUEW again"

Joey releases him and flicks his still lit cigarette at the crumpled figure of the director. Joey takes out another and lights it and goes to sit down at a table, telling the young assistant to get him a donut and a coffee.

Joey:"Go you little punk, you got 1 minute, I'm counting, go, dont look at me you idiot get me my coffee and donut...no sugar"


(OOC-The translation is:

If you want the real wrestling experience, come to the Sony Arena this week to see the pay per view Hotter than Hell, featuring Angie Ryker vs Disturbed for the Deathmatch title, Jonny Stripes defending his world championship against The Hare and see me in action in a Hell in a Cell match vs Ballistic...)

[Jonny Stripes]

Jonny is on the same set as Joey, but the setting has changed. The same director is there with a couple of small bruises on his face.

Jonny:"This week, come see the DUEW in action at the pay per view "Hotter than Hell"

Director:"Good mate, well done"

Jonny:"Cheers mate...hey what happened man?"

Director:"Oh, umm, nothing"

Jonny:"What do you mean, nothing?"

Director:"Ummm, i fell down some stairs"

Jonny:"Bullshit, now tell me...WHAT HAPPENED"

Director:"oh, it was just a little thing with Joey"

Jonny:"Malone? I'll sort him out"

Jonny is walking and he finds joey, just finishing his donut and coffee.

Jonny:"You, who do you think you are?''

Joey:"Most talened wrestler in D..."

Jonny slams him onto the wall.

Jonny:"Cut the crap...now, you listen and you hear what I have to say...if you ever touch a friend of mine again I will personally see to it that you get your come upins"

Joey:"Alright I'm sorry"

Jonny:"Good" Jonny straightens his shirt and walks away only to stop in his tracks as he hears somebody cry out in pain. He turns around to see Joey rumaging through somebody elses wallet.

Joey:"YOU ARE PART OF "THE STRIPES SQUAD" You disgust me"

Jonny watches as Joey punches the guy in the gut and throws his "Stripe Squad" card in the bin.

Jonny:"You, you just hurt that guy"

Joey:"yeh, but you dont know him"

Jonny:"he is part of the Stripe Squad, and that makes him my friend"

Jonny grabs Joeys head and DDT's him before icking him up and throwing him through a table full of food.

[Matt Hare]

OOC: Is that really in Italian? Or did you just make it up ?

[Jonny Stripes]

(OOC-Its in italian)

[nicho]

are u a ding?

[Jonny Stripes]

OOC- No, I am as white as Hitler

[nicho]

lol oh k.