Call 000

[Matt Hare]

**The scene is The Hare standing in front of an Ambulance at the Ambulance Depot and talking to some paramedics**

The Hare: ...No! Hare, as in rabbit.

Paramedic: Chair?

The Hare: Hare! Oh screw it!

**The Hare punches one of the paramedics in the face and the other one bends down to help him**

The Hare: Quick! Call an ambulance!! Haha.

**A bigger crowd come to the scene so The Hare walks around the other side of the ambulance, stops and looks straight into the camera**

The Hare: See that, Jonny? I just knocked out a paramedic! And that's pretty hard coz they drink all that 'magic juice' they put on your cuts and they get special healing powers, so if a paramedic can't heal himself how do you expect to?

Camera Man: Aahhh, Hare? Paramedics don't have special powers...they are trained.

The Hare: But what about that juice they put on your cuts and it makes them better??

Camera Man: They just do that to little kids in footy games. It's called placebo...moron

The Hare: Oh, well anyway, Jonny... See this vehicle behind me?? Well you will be stuffed in one of these at Hotter Than Hell! And if you..

**The Hare is cut off by the ambulance's engine turning on, it then begins to drive off running over The Hare's toe**

The Hare: **Jumping up and down, grabbing his toe** OUCH!!!

**The ambulance drives off and The Hare chases it, taking off his shoe and hurling it at the back. Hare then runs back to the depot and finds another ambulance and stands in front of it**

The Hare: **Panting** Jonny. You better watch your back coz I'm in a very shit mood. So all Mr Howard will be doing on Sunday will be calling **The Hare runs his fingers over the numbers on the side of the ambulance** Zero, Zero, Zero! .

**The Hare laughs like a mad-man and just as The Hare finishes, the ambulance's engine starts up**

The Hare: Oh, not again!!!

Ambo: Sorry, mate. It's an emergency!! There's been a wild attack at the Sony/DUEW Arena!

The Hare: WHAT?!

**The Hare opens the door of the ambulance and it speeds off towards the arena**

Ambo: **While watching the road** Yeah...this Herman guy or something was attacked with a baseball bat!

The Hare: Herman..Herman...There's no Herman in DUEW.

Ambo: Well it was a weird name...isn't spelt like it's said.

The Hare: Julio?

Ambo: Yeeaahhh...that's the one, Julio! You know him??

The Hare: He's my best mate. My tag partner...

Ambo: **Looks at The Hare** Hey, you're that Harry fellow, aren't you?

**The ambulance makes it's way over to the opposing lane, with a car speeding towards it beeping it's horn**

The Hare: Look at the road you fool!!

**The ambo looks at the road and swirves back into the right lane just in time**

The Hare: And the name's Hare. Matt Hare...

Ambo: Hi. I'm Jerry. How's it goin'?

**Jerry goes to shake The Hare's hand, not looking at the road when he swirves off the road and into a ditch**

The Hare: You idiot!

**The pair are now trapped in the ambulance. The Hare, who is bleeding from the forehead and lip, reaches out and punches Jerry in the face, but Jerry doesn't move**

The Hare: Jerry!? Jerry?!

**The Hare punches Jerry again, but he doesn't move so he feels his neck, no pulse**

The Hare: **Screaming at the top of his lungs** QUICK! SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE!!! THERE'S A DEAD GUY IN HERE!!!

[Damien Porter]

OOC: speaking of making no scence, Your post is so inacurate. I am rather expirenced in first aid and that makes no scence at all.

[Matt Hare]

OOC: How do you mean?? It's just a roleplay. The only reason I didn't like Shazzer's reply was because it was useless and didn't improve the storyline and my character wouldn't ring him first...

[Angie Ryker]

[Above the ditch a small, scared crowd has formed. From the crowd pushes Ballistic and Angie Ryker. Angie turns over to someone next to her.]

Angie Ryker: What happened here..

Observer: Well, the two just swerved off the road.. now they're trapped in the ambulance. It's some wrestler guy too.. or something or other.. I don't know, I'm not that 'hip'.


Ballistic: Don't worry about it now.. they'll be okay.

[Ballistics words don't do anything. Angie walks closer to the ditch, and somehow, slowly makes her way down into it. She bangs on the doors.]

Angie Ryker: HELLO? ANYONE IN THERE?

Voice From Within The Ambulance: YES, HELP ME OUTTA HERE!

Angie Ryker: Your voice.. it's so familiar..

Voice From Within The Ambulance: I'm a wrestler, you've probably heard my ever so professional promos.. but that's not the matter now, just get me out of here.. you need to see something.

[Angie looks around for something that could help her out, nothing that she can see can. She begins to walk around the ambulance and see's the front bumper bar.]

Angie Ryker: Ballistic.. come here a second, I need your muscle.

[He comes down into the ditch, slowly. Angie points to the bumper bar, he nods and grabs it with two hands. With much effort, he manages to rip the bumper bar off the ambulance. Ballistic, getting what Angie wants him to do next, walks around to the side of the ambulance and smashes the windows. The Hare stumbles out of one of the windows, grabbing his head.]

Angie Ryker: H.. H.. Hare?!!

The Hare: Whoa, I can't thank you enou -- Angie and Ballistic?!!

Angie Ryker: Uhh.. well lets forget about that for now. What did you need us to see?

The Hare: There's a.. a.. a dead guy in there.

Angie Ryker: Look, Hare, why should I believe you? You're a bit of a bullshit artist yourself.

The Hare: Don't be so cold. Take a look in there and see for yourself if you don't believe me. Well, you do that, I'm gonna do something productive which I should of done before.. or I tried to, stupid ambulance cutting out my reception.

[Angie goes inside the ambulance. as she does so The Hare whips out a mobile phone and dials '000'.]

The Hare: Police.. yeah, hey, listen, we've got a --

Angie Ryker: AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! A DEAD BODY!!!! EEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

[Jonny Stripes]

As the crowd thickens one body, bigger than the rest strides to the front. Coincedentally, Jonny Stipes was driving down the same highway and being a curious person with a lot of time on his hands, stopped by the scene of a grotesque accident to see if he could get a taste of blood. Jonny looks down into the ditch and see's Angie and Ballistic talking to a person who was covered by the two.

Jonny**Running down the ditch**:"Whoa...guys, whoa, what happened"

Ballistic:"What, oh...Its you...Umm Hare was in an accident"

Jonny:"HARE? IS HE...ALIVE???"

Angie:"That isnt funny you arsehole"

Hare**Pokes his head at Jonny**:"Yeh"

Jonny:"Thats funny, an ambulance, a bloody Hare...reminds me of...THE ANZACS HOUSE OF HORROR"

Ballistic:"Jonny, this aint the time"

Jonny:"Our first blood Steel Cage Ambulance Match"

Angie:"Shut up"

Jonny:"You were bleeding and i **Jonny holds Hares arm and yanks him towards him** got you and threw you right into that door"

Hare:"Aaaah, my arm, let go"

Ballistic and Angie pull Hare away, causing him to scream more.

Jonny:"I'll see you all later"

Jonny runs up the hill and goes out of site.

[Matt Hare]

The Hare: **Rubbing his arm** he can be a real knobhead sometimes!

Angie: I agree. Anyway, we better get you to a hospital. And don't worry, I'll drive...

The Hare: No! I'm not leaving Jerry here!!

Ballistic: Don't worry, an ambulance is coming for him. It'll be here in a few minutes...

The Hare: Then we can wait a few more minutes. Jerry gave his life just to shake my hand, I owe him a few more minutes of my precious time!

Angie: Umm...sure...are you sure you're OK? You don't seem yourself.

The Hare: Well I didn't do one of them swaps like on Big Brother now, did I??

Angie: **Giggles** No. Well if they aren't here in five, we're leaving.

The Hare: OK. Can you give me a few minutes alone with Jerry??

**The pair nod their heads and walk away. When no-one can see him, The Hare looks around, reaches into the smashed ambulance and pulls out a wallet**

The Hare: **Whispering** Thanks, mate. You're a real top bloke.

**The Hare opens the wallet and pulls out two fifty-dollar notes and slips them in his pocket. Just as this happens, the ambulance pulls up and paramedics come ruching down the hill with a stretcher**

Ambo: Where is he??

The Hare: In the drivers' side...

**The paramedics run over to the door, rip it off and pull out the lifeless body of Jerry, the ambo**

Paramedic: **In a yelping voice** JERRY?!

**The paramedics quickly lift Jerry onto the stretcher and carry him up the hill, lift him into the back of the ambulance and speed away**

The Hare: Ballistic! Angie! I'm ready to go now...

**Ballistic gives The Hare a signal to come and the three get into the car. The Hare sits in the middle seat in the back, leaning over to the two in the front**

The Hare: You know, being in that crash gave me a whole new perspective on life.

Ballistic: Really?...

The Hare: Yeah, I've learnt that when driving, you should always watch where you're going...and not try shake the hands of stars...

Angie: ..Ohh.. Well, at least you've learned something...

**They all laugh and The Hare sits back, looking out the windscreen**