Have You Ever Seen The Rain?

[Jonny Stripes]

Jonny and Disturbed are treking to the ring, accompanied by massive cheers and a Stripes Squad girl each. They climb onto the apron and bend the 2nd rope for the girls, who slowly wiggle in to a jaw dropping reception from the crowd.

Jonny:"Disturbed, we got some big matches coming up this sunday, I mean you got a match against Angie, me a match with Hare and our match against the Reborn punks"

Disturbed:"Now, if you want my opinoun The Brothers of Destruction will walk away with all titles in tact"

Jonny:"That wouldnt suprise me...now onto the real business...Some nasty rumours, started by two jealous colleages, have started to circulate around the dressing room"

Disturbed:"These rumours have no foundation"

Jonny:"None at all...And Hare, Julio you think you can make my name and the whole tradition of the Stripes family look bad...you got another thing coming...and to the real spraypainter, when I find you, and I will, you will have hell to pay...When I findout who it is I will take every part of that body and rip it..."

Jonny is stopped by the Hare's face on the titantron, pressed up against the camera.

Hare:"GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME...**Camera moves away**Look Stripes, LOOK...I just found this in my car"

(Hare holds up a white leather seat that has a spraypainting of Hare's face, but with big rabbit teeth and whiskers)

Hare:"You are gonna pay for this"

Disturbed:"He hasnt done it, he has been with me all morning"

Jonny:"Yeh, you better watch what you say Hare, cos if I find out this was all your little cliques doing, i will seriously destroy everyone of you"

[Matt Hare]

The Hare: You know, you are gonna pay for this. and it's not all going to be in blood...

**The camera zooms out and shows that The Hare is standing in front of Jonny Stripes' car**

The Hare: Ohh, this car looks nice. What is it, Jonny...a Rolls Royce??

Jonny: Yes, and you stay the hell away from it you son of a bitch!!!

The Hare: Lalalala I can't heeeeeaaaaar you.

Jonny: Oh don't be so childish, Hare.

**All of a sudden, The Hare slams the car-seat on the bonnet of the car, doing nothing**

Jonny: Haha you moron, that won't so anything!

**To that, The Hare reaches out of camera view and pulls over a metal bucket with baseball bats, gold clubs and other 'vandalising' items in it. The Hare then pulls out a putter**

The Hare: Hare's on the green. He puts and BAM!!

**The Hare swings as hard as he can and shatters the windscreen with the putter. He then pulls out a baseball bat with barbed-wire attatched and holds it up for the camera**

The Hare: This look familiar??

**The Hare hits the bonnet and the barbed-wire gets caught. He then pulls, making a loud screeching sound and pulling off some metal from the bonnet**

Jonny: You tosser!! You're gonna pay for this!

**The Hare then pulls out a spray can and pulls off the lid. He leans over and begins to write something. When he is done, he moves out of the way and it says "HOW DO YOU LIKE IT!!!". The Hare then pulls out a bottle of petrol and pours it all over the bonnet and roof**

The Hare: You want??

Jonny: You do that and you're a deadman!!!!

The Hare: Well according to you, I already am...so I guess I will.

**The Hare pulls out a box of matches and tries to light one, but it snaps so he gets out another one, but it snaps aswell**

The Hare: **Whispering loudly** Bloody pieces of shit! Cheap ones I bet...Julio!

**The Hare finally lights one and throws it on the roof. The fire starts up in a flash and soon enough, the whole car is on fire**

The Hare: **Coughing** How do you like it, Stripes?? It's not so good when it gets done to you, know is it??

Jonny: I never did anything to your stuff you idiot!! Arrgghhhh.

[Jonny Stripes]

Jonny:"You little prick, that was brand new"

Hare:"Too bad i guess"

Jonny:"You are a deadman, whether you've done the spraypainting or not"

Hare:"Whatever"

Disturbed:"C'mon, lets go get him back, that bastard"

Jonny:"I aint done nothing to his stuff, so why should that change now"

Disturbed:"Good point man, moral integrity...thats what you got"

Jonny:"Damn Straight"

Disturbed:"We will get him back the honest way"

Jonny:"Yeh, through kicking his skinny arse through the mat"

Disturbed:"Thats the spirit"