Tactics

[Disturbed]

*Disturbed and Jonny are seen sitting on sepertae lounges at Disturbed's house. they are both watching the TV set. Last weeks tag team match is playing and they both look very focused*

Jonny- Ahh..you see there, we should have done a 4 hit combo rather than a three, because he would have been down long enough for you to land the lion sault.

Disturbed- Uh huh, I see what your saying. Ohh..Nice spinning heel kick, Julio had no idea! Hey..what the?! SO that's how the Hare got that shot in on me..Julio distracted by the ref pretending he was bleeding! well I'm sure as hell not falling for that again!

Jonny- Oh wait..my favourite part...cmon..nice nice..OH YEH! DESTROYER!!

*They give each other hi fives*

Disturbed- Oh man I can't wait to land another one of those on The Hare and Julio this week!

Jonny- Yeh itll be awsome!

Disturbed- Talking about awesome..I can't wait to try out my match that I created. I mean it's a stroke of genius if I do say so myself. Sure..the details are a little sketchy..but everything is in my favour.
1. Piles of weapons! If there's one thing that I am better than anyone else at in DUEW..well hell..in pro wrestling.. it's using and utilising weapons!

Jonny- Well that aint a lie..

2. I know that If I am the one that gets burnt by the devils mouth...I can take it! But can you begin to imagine what Angie would look like if she got burnt..I mean there goes her hair..her lashes...She'll look like Ballistic...

Jonny- Thats damn right.

Disturbed and 3.- I am the UNDEFEATED DEATHMATCH CHAMPI..

Jonny- Yo Dizzy keep it down..this part is awsome...WHAM! HE did NOT see that one coming..

Disturbed- He sure didn't...I love this match and you know what...I'm going to love the "replay" of it even more at "Hotter than Hell!"#nosmileys

[Jonny Stripes]

Jonny and Disturbed are hanging on the edge of their seats.

Jonny:"Oh baby, here it comes, i'm taking Hare to the top"

Disturbed:"German Suplex"

Jonny and Disturbed:"BAM"

Jonny:"Now here it goes"

Disturbed:"Hurracanrana"

Jonny:"Pulls done for the sharpshooter, legs under his arm"

Disturbed:"GOD, HOW DID YOU DO THAT?"

They rewind the tape and slow it down. Jonny kicks out of the hold and gets Hare into the crippler crossface.

Jonny:"HE TAPPED"

Jonny and Disturbed start shouting "You tapped out, You tapped out"

The show runs off, with Jonny and Disturbed celebrating in the ring.

Disturbed:"Man, if you hit that this week we are gonna blitz this thing"

Jonny:"Yeh thats if I make it through the matches"

Disturbed:"What do you mean man?"

Jonny:"You know Deathmatches, they are tough and i'm getting tired, i need a week off"

Disturbed:"I get ya...just ask Mr.Howard"

Jonny:"yeh, I will"



(OOC-Damo, i know i should pm you but meh, i gotta have next week off...i got a ton of work to do...but i'll be back the next week dont worry)

[Matt Hare]

**Jonny and Disturbed get up, grab their coats and begin to make their way to KFC but when they open the door, in stumbles The Hare who had been listening through the door**

Disturbed: ...The Hell??

The Hare: Ohh.. This isn't my house. Sorry guys, wrong street

**The Hare goes to walk off but Jonny grabs the neck of his shirt and yanks (;D) him back**

The Hare: Let me go!!

Jonny: Why were you listing through our door?!

The Hare: **Trying to hit Jonny's hand off** I already told you, I must have taken a wrong turn down the street...now get the hell off me!

Jonny: Come on, Hare. We know even you aren't that stupid.

The Hare: OK, OK. Let go and I will tell you.

**Jonny loosens his grip and The Hare steps away. At that, The Hare sprints out of the door and down the street but while not looking what he's doing, gets hit by a reversing car. Jonny and Disturbed then catch up and lift him off the ground**

Disturbed: Why did you run?? We aren't gonna hurt you...

The Hare: I wasn't running...I just really needed to piss.

Jonny: Quit it with your bullshit, Hare. Just tell us the truth and we'll let you go! Now, why were you at Disturbed's house?!

The Hare: OK. I was...I was...I was listening to see if you were making any more plans to graffiti my stuff...

**Jonny and Disturbed look at eachother and shake their heads in disappointment**

Jonny: I have told you once, I've told you as million times... We didn't do anything to your rooms!!

The Hare: **Yelling** Then who did!!??

Jonny: **Now also yelling** We don't know!!

Disturbed: **In a calmer tone** Look, Hare, we don't know who vandalised your stuff but we do know one thing....it wasn't us. So just leave us alone and we can settle all of this in our match on Sunday?

The Hare: I know you did it. But I'll wait 'till Sunday...just to make my victories even sweeter!

**The Hare laughs and turns around to walk off, holding his injured ribs**

[Jonny Stripes]

ooc- sorry matty, that made no sense...we were at Disturbeds private house not locker room

[Matt Hare]

OOC: Oops I changed it. Better now?

[Jonny Stripes]

Jonny grabs Hare and yanks him back to face him and Disturbed.

Jonny:"Never turn your back on me"

Hare:"Good advice, you might paint on it"

Jonny:"Now you listen and you listen good boy"**Pulls Hare close to him**"If you dont stop accusing me of this crime I AM gonna commit one, but it wont be as pretty as some stupid drawings on your walls or car...It'll be ugly"

[Matt Hare]

The Hare: What are you gonna do? ... Show us your nipple or something coz that is a crime, and you could be out away for fifteen, maybe even twenty years for it!

Jonny: You always have to have the final say, doncha' Hare?! But you know what??, it will be me who has the final say coz at Hotter Than Hell, you're gonna feel the wrath of 'Mr America' as you call me, but the real pain will be dished out by the real me, the agressive me, the World-Title-winning me, Jonny....Stripes!

**The Hare goes to talk again but Disturbed covers his mouth. Jonny and Disturbed then smile, laugh a little and head over to Disturbed's car. Leaving The Hare with a furious look on his face**

The Hare: **Clenching his teeth** Last say...pfft.

**The Hare kicks a bin over and heads down the street in anger**