Post by Jonny Stripes on May 11, 2005 22:10:55 GMT 10
Jonny and Disturbed are walking in a corridor, chatting and laughing. All of a sudden, 8 masked men jump out of a door and blindfold them both. When Jonny is tied, Disturbed takes his off and tries to stifle his laughs. Disturbed and the men carry the struggling Jonny, thining he is being kidnapped to a van.
The next shot shows the same van pulling up to the curb in front of a big building that says "Epping Club".
Disturbed and the men are seen sliding open the door and pulling the still struggling Jonny out. Disturbed high 5's one of the men and the guy pulls off the mask to reveal it was Animal.
Animal:"Man, this is soooo awesome"
Disturbed:"Shhh, keep your voice down"
They carry him inside and the next scene shows a huge crowd of people, with somebody on the stage holding up a massive palm card, saying "QUIET". After a moment Jonny is dragged onto the stage, by the grinning pair of Disturbed and Animal. One of them rips off the blindfold, while the other unties his hands. The crowd shout in unison
Crowd:"JONNY STRIPES, THIS IS YOUR LIFE"
Jonny:"Oh god**Turns around and see's Animal and Disturbed holding him**"This is awesome guys"
Animal:"Only the best for you"
Disturbed:"Thats alrite man, i better get things going, i cheaped out on you, im the MC as well"
Disturbed climbs to the raised podium and taps the mike.
Disturbed:"Alrite, Lets get started...Jonny Stripes is man, a simple man...he likes wrestling, no, loves wrestling, he loves woman...or maybe they love him...and he loves his family...Tonight, Jonnys real family is out here...his Mum, Dad and two sisters, Alice and Drew, but also his adopted family are here...his Stripes Squad, his band and his friends..."
Everyone laughs as the drummer does the drum bad joke riff.
Disturbed:"Altight, friends is a bit of a lie...associates is more correct...well i dont want to babble on too much so I guess I should let Jonny help me share the load, he usually does"
The crowd cheer and the 20 or so DUEW fans who were let in start up a Stripes chant.
Jonny:"Thanks alot guys...I've always carried a little speech with me, for when this occasion arrises, but i cant find it so i reckon' it must have fallen out of my pocket while i was being kidnapped**Crowd laugh**You know Disturbed if you asked nicely I might of come along"
Disturbed:"Oh I know how you are at functions"
Jony:"HaHa, alright, well i know just two things in my life, i was born and i will die...Everything inbetween is just a bonus..."
Disturbed:"The weights training helped a bit"
Jonny:"Yeh, that too...but in all seriousness if you want to succeed just have a goal and believe, thats what i have done and well i dont fail at much i do because of it"
Disturbed:"Thats right, well, on the topic of successe's Jonny has had quite a few, too many in his entire life to list...so we figured we would compile a list of things in the DUEW he has acheived...Animal, can you help me?"
Animal takes the mikeand says
Animal:"My honour mate"
Animal coughs and starts reading.
Animal:"Jonny Stripes has acheived a lot in his time at the DUEW
His first acheivement was joining up, but we wont count that"
Disturbed:"Ha Ha, ok
No1:Winner of the No.1 contender tournament at his first and the DUEW's 2nd Sunburn show
No.2:Being the first winner of the DUEW World Championship"
Animal:"No.3:The first person to beat Hare for the World Title in a one on one matchup"
Disturbed:"No.4: Winning the world title for a second time, the second person to do so
No 5: Being the only person to win the Tag Titles without ever having a tag team match in his entire career"
Animal:"No.6: Holding the tag team titles, twice"
Disturbed:"No 7: Being the only person in DUEW history to hold 3 titles at the same time"
Animal:"No.8: Having the most tag team title partners in a single title reign, three all up"
Disturbed:"And finally, having the best win to lose record winning an amazing 13 matches and losing only four matches all up"
Animal:"So, as you can see our friend Jonny has led quite an amazing life really...Now, we are going to have a brief dinner/dance period and afterwards we will have a look at all of Jonnys embarassing childhood moments"
The crowd stand and dance to the Stripers or sit and eat
(OOC- I am very sorry for the long read, but ummm, deal with it)
The next shot shows the same van pulling up to the curb in front of a big building that says "Epping Club".
Disturbed and the men are seen sliding open the door and pulling the still struggling Jonny out. Disturbed high 5's one of the men and the guy pulls off the mask to reveal it was Animal.
Animal:"Man, this is soooo awesome"
Disturbed:"Shhh, keep your voice down"
They carry him inside and the next scene shows a huge crowd of people, with somebody on the stage holding up a massive palm card, saying "QUIET". After a moment Jonny is dragged onto the stage, by the grinning pair of Disturbed and Animal. One of them rips off the blindfold, while the other unties his hands. The crowd shout in unison
Crowd:"JONNY STRIPES, THIS IS YOUR LIFE"
Jonny:"Oh god**Turns around and see's Animal and Disturbed holding him**"This is awesome guys"
Animal:"Only the best for you"
Disturbed:"Thats alrite man, i better get things going, i cheaped out on you, im the MC as well"
Disturbed climbs to the raised podium and taps the mike.
Disturbed:"Alrite, Lets get started...Jonny Stripes is man, a simple man...he likes wrestling, no, loves wrestling, he loves woman...or maybe they love him...and he loves his family...Tonight, Jonnys real family is out here...his Mum, Dad and two sisters, Alice and Drew, but also his adopted family are here...his Stripes Squad, his band and his friends..."
Everyone laughs as the drummer does the drum bad joke riff.
Disturbed:"Altight, friends is a bit of a lie...associates is more correct...well i dont want to babble on too much so I guess I should let Jonny help me share the load, he usually does"
The crowd cheer and the 20 or so DUEW fans who were let in start up a Stripes chant.
Jonny:"Thanks alot guys...I've always carried a little speech with me, for when this occasion arrises, but i cant find it so i reckon' it must have fallen out of my pocket while i was being kidnapped**Crowd laugh**You know Disturbed if you asked nicely I might of come along"
Disturbed:"Oh I know how you are at functions"
Jony:"HaHa, alright, well i know just two things in my life, i was born and i will die...Everything inbetween is just a bonus..."
Disturbed:"The weights training helped a bit"
Jonny:"Yeh, that too...but in all seriousness if you want to succeed just have a goal and believe, thats what i have done and well i dont fail at much i do because of it"
Disturbed:"Thats right, well, on the topic of successe's Jonny has had quite a few, too many in his entire life to list...so we figured we would compile a list of things in the DUEW he has acheived...Animal, can you help me?"
Animal takes the mikeand says
Animal:"My honour mate"
Animal coughs and starts reading.
Animal:"Jonny Stripes has acheived a lot in his time at the DUEW
His first acheivement was joining up, but we wont count that"
Disturbed:"Ha Ha, ok
No1:Winner of the No.1 contender tournament at his first and the DUEW's 2nd Sunburn show
No.2:Being the first winner of the DUEW World Championship"
Animal:"No.3:The first person to beat Hare for the World Title in a one on one matchup"
Disturbed:"No.4: Winning the world title for a second time, the second person to do so
No 5: Being the only person to win the Tag Titles without ever having a tag team match in his entire career"
Animal:"No.6: Holding the tag team titles, twice"
Disturbed:"No 7: Being the only person in DUEW history to hold 3 titles at the same time"
Animal:"No.8: Having the most tag team title partners in a single title reign, three all up"
Disturbed:"And finally, having the best win to lose record winning an amazing 13 matches and losing only four matches all up"
Animal:"So, as you can see our friend Jonny has led quite an amazing life really...Now, we are going to have a brief dinner/dance period and afterwards we will have a look at all of Jonnys embarassing childhood moments"
The crowd stand and dance to the Stripers or sit and eat
(OOC- I am very sorry for the long read, but ummm, deal with it)
