Post by Matt Hare on May 12, 2005 19:25:36 GMT 10
**Scene is The Hare standing outside the door of Mr Howards office. He knocks, fixes up his tie and opens the door revealing Mr Howard sitting at his desk with Jonny Stripes**
Mr Howard: Oh, Hare, come take a seat. Jonny and I were just discussing the 'Final Encounter Ambulance Match' for the World Title at Hotter Than Hell.
The Hare: Umm...OK, why did you call me here??
Mr Howard: Well...Hare, I have noticed you have been getting a lot of your possesions vandalised over this past week and that you think Jonny is the culprit.
The Hare: I know he's the culprit...
Jonny: Prove it!
Mr Howard: Now, now, fella's. We don't want a brawl here...for these few minutes we are all friends. What happens outside my office, I don't give a damn. Deal?
Jonny: OK
The Hare: **Looking out the window** Whatever...
Mr Howard: Good. Now, Hare, why do you think it is Jonny that has been vandalising your stuff??
**The Hare pulls out an envelope from inside of his jacket and throws it on the table**
The Hare: The photos...
**Mr Howard opens the envelope. Inside are three photos of his locker-room after it had been vandalised**
Mr Howard: I see. But why do you think it was Jonny??
The Hare: **Leaning over, pointing to spots on the photo** Well, first off there is an American Flag there. And there's a man holding a dead hare with the World Title around his waist, and Jonny said I was a deadman and he is the World Champion...
Jonny: **Patting his title** Sure am...
The Hare: Shut up, you.
Mr Howard: I see. Now I'll ask you once more, Jonny...was it you who vandalised The Hare's locker-room?
Jonny: NO! I've been framed I tell ya', framed!
The Hare: And who would want to frame you? Everyone in this stinkin' locker-room loves you coz you're the World Champ, blah blah blah.
Jonny: You probably did this yourself, just to get me in strife!
Mr Howard: Now, gentlemen, gentlemen. Settle down! OK, I now see both sides of the story. And I have come to a conclusion. Even though I'm The Hare's biggest fan, and he's one of my closest friends...he has no proof that this was Jonny, so I have decided to let this slide. Meaning no charges will be layed.
The Hare: But...
Mr Howard: Final.
##TBD by Jonny only##
Mr Howard: Oh, Hare, come take a seat. Jonny and I were just discussing the 'Final Encounter Ambulance Match' for the World Title at Hotter Than Hell.
The Hare: Umm...OK, why did you call me here??
Mr Howard: Well...Hare, I have noticed you have been getting a lot of your possesions vandalised over this past week and that you think Jonny is the culprit.
The Hare: I know he's the culprit...
Jonny: Prove it!
Mr Howard: Now, now, fella's. We don't want a brawl here...for these few minutes we are all friends. What happens outside my office, I don't give a damn. Deal?
Jonny: OK
The Hare: **Looking out the window** Whatever...
Mr Howard: Good. Now, Hare, why do you think it is Jonny that has been vandalising your stuff??
**The Hare pulls out an envelope from inside of his jacket and throws it on the table**
The Hare: The photos...
**Mr Howard opens the envelope. Inside are three photos of his locker-room after it had been vandalised**
Mr Howard: I see. But why do you think it was Jonny??
The Hare: **Leaning over, pointing to spots on the photo** Well, first off there is an American Flag there. And there's a man holding a dead hare with the World Title around his waist, and Jonny said I was a deadman and he is the World Champion...
Jonny: **Patting his title** Sure am...
The Hare: Shut up, you.
Mr Howard: I see. Now I'll ask you once more, Jonny...was it you who vandalised The Hare's locker-room?
Jonny: NO! I've been framed I tell ya', framed!
The Hare: And who would want to frame you? Everyone in this stinkin' locker-room loves you coz you're the World Champ, blah blah blah.
Jonny: You probably did this yourself, just to get me in strife!
Mr Howard: Now, gentlemen, gentlemen. Settle down! OK, I now see both sides of the story. And I have come to a conclusion. Even though I'm The Hare's biggest fan, and he's one of my closest friends...he has no proof that this was Jonny, so I have decided to let this slide. Meaning no charges will be layed.
The Hare: But...
Mr Howard: Final.
##TBD by Jonny only##
