Post by Julio on May 12, 2005 21:06:09 GMT 10
**The scenen is Julio sitting in a dark room, dressed in 'psycic' looking clothes and a matching hat. He is sitting in front of his usual crystal ball, and on his usual chair, waving his hands over the ball**
Julio: I'm Julio, the Mediterranean Masterpiece' and I'm here for my third edition of 'Julio: The Portugese Psycic.' But this week is going to be a little different... Seeing as there is about three-hundred matches on this week's card, I will only be telling you about the title matches. So here it goes...
**Julio begins to wave his hands ober the crystal ball, concentrating hard on it**
Julio: The first Title match will be the 'Ironman Table match' for the DUEW tag-team championships. As you all know, it will be The Hare and myself versus The Brothers of Destruction and current tag champs, Disturbed and Jonny Stripes.
**crowd can be heard cheering in the background**
Julio: I can tell this will be a very controversial match-up. Of course, the victors will be none-other than myself and Hare and we will bring those tag-belts home, where they belong and were created, the Reborn locker-room!
**crowd boo in the background as Julio begins making the movements over the ball again**
Julio: Te next title match will be my Australian Title defence against the tub-o'-lard himself, Nicho "Z"
**crowd cheer like crazy**
Julio: And I don't know what you loonatics are so happy about, coz he won't be getting this belt any time soon. I will win this match with a 'Julio Hi-Fly' and pin him 1...2...3!!! Hahaha
**crowd boo in teh background as Julio makes the movements over the crystal ball again**
Julio: The next titlr match is for the DUEW World Heavyweight Championship!!
**crowd go wild in the background and chant 'B-O-D. B-O.D'**
Julio: This match is a very good match. One of the highlights of the PPV, infact. But again, The Hare will walk out of this arena as the four time World Champion!
**crowd boo loudly**
Julio: Oh, shut up! You know 'Mr America' is just a washed-up old man with no wrestling skills and has had that title for way too long!! But that's not the point of this segment, I am here to tell the future. and the future I shall tell. The next, and final match of the night is the two out of three falls match for the Deathmatch Championship involving 'Little Miss Life-Saver'; Angie Ryker and the current Deathmatch champion, Disturbed.
**crowd go crazy and chant 'B-O-D, B-O-D'**
Julio: Well I can tell before looking into this ball that this will be a pretty good match. I think Angie will come out on top but lets see what the ball says, eh?
**Julio begins to wave his hands over the ball, the more he waves his hands, the bigger the smile on his face gets**
Julio: Was I right or was I right?! Angie will beat 'Dizzy' Disturbed's ass so much he cant feel it anymore and take his Deathmatch Title!!
**A massive boo comes from the crowd**
Julio: So, as you can see, this PPV is goi...
**Julio is cut-off by the lights being turned on in the room, the door opens and in walks The Hare and Miss Howard, who are golding hands and giving eachother small kises on the neck**
Julio: Ehhemm...
The Hare: Oh shit, sorry Julio. Were we inturrupting anything?
Julio: Um...Portugese Psycic...hello?!
Miss Howard: Oh, well are you nearly finished? Coz we were gonna watch some TV, if that's OK with you...?
Julio: Ohh..whatever. I was just wrapping up, anyway. I spose you can watch it...I'll be with you in a few seconds.
Miss Howard: Oh. We didn't think you were gonna watch it with us, Julio. We thought we were going to be alone with no annoying little wog-boys around but I suppose you can watch it with us...if you need to.
Julio: Well if I'm not wanted...I suppose I'll just go then...
The Hare: See ya, Hoops. Oh, and can you turn off the lights on your way out?
**Julio storms out of the room and down the corridor, slamming the door and not turning the lights off behind him**
Julio: I'm Julio, the Mediterranean Masterpiece' and I'm here for my third edition of 'Julio: The Portugese Psycic.' But this week is going to be a little different... Seeing as there is about three-hundred matches on this week's card, I will only be telling you about the title matches. So here it goes...
**Julio begins to wave his hands ober the crystal ball, concentrating hard on it**
Julio: The first Title match will be the 'Ironman Table match' for the DUEW tag-team championships. As you all know, it will be The Hare and myself versus The Brothers of Destruction and current tag champs, Disturbed and Jonny Stripes.
**crowd can be heard cheering in the background**
Julio: I can tell this will be a very controversial match-up. Of course, the victors will be none-other than myself and Hare and we will bring those tag-belts home, where they belong and were created, the Reborn locker-room!
**crowd boo in the background as Julio begins making the movements over the ball again**
Julio: Te next title match will be my Australian Title defence against the tub-o'-lard himself, Nicho "Z"
**crowd cheer like crazy**
Julio: And I don't know what you loonatics are so happy about, coz he won't be getting this belt any time soon. I will win this match with a 'Julio Hi-Fly' and pin him 1...2...3!!! Hahaha
**crowd boo in teh background as Julio makes the movements over the crystal ball again**
Julio: The next titlr match is for the DUEW World Heavyweight Championship!!
**crowd go wild in the background and chant 'B-O-D. B-O.D'**
Julio: This match is a very good match. One of the highlights of the PPV, infact. But again, The Hare will walk out of this arena as the four time World Champion!
**crowd boo loudly**
Julio: Oh, shut up! You know 'Mr America' is just a washed-up old man with no wrestling skills and has had that title for way too long!! But that's not the point of this segment, I am here to tell the future. and the future I shall tell. The next, and final match of the night is the two out of three falls match for the Deathmatch Championship involving 'Little Miss Life-Saver'; Angie Ryker and the current Deathmatch champion, Disturbed.
**crowd go crazy and chant 'B-O-D, B-O-D'**
Julio: Well I can tell before looking into this ball that this will be a pretty good match. I think Angie will come out on top but lets see what the ball says, eh?
**Julio begins to wave his hands over the ball, the more he waves his hands, the bigger the smile on his face gets**
Julio: Was I right or was I right?! Angie will beat 'Dizzy' Disturbed's ass so much he cant feel it anymore and take his Deathmatch Title!!
**A massive boo comes from the crowd**
Julio: So, as you can see, this PPV is goi...
**Julio is cut-off by the lights being turned on in the room, the door opens and in walks The Hare and Miss Howard, who are golding hands and giving eachother small kises on the neck**
Julio: Ehhemm...
The Hare: Oh shit, sorry Julio. Were we inturrupting anything?
Julio: Um...Portugese Psycic...hello?!
Miss Howard: Oh, well are you nearly finished? Coz we were gonna watch some TV, if that's OK with you...?
Julio: Ohh..whatever. I was just wrapping up, anyway. I spose you can watch it...I'll be with you in a few seconds.
Miss Howard: Oh. We didn't think you were gonna watch it with us, Julio. We thought we were going to be alone with no annoying little wog-boys around but I suppose you can watch it with us...if you need to.
Julio: Well if I'm not wanted...I suppose I'll just go then...
The Hare: See ya, Hoops. Oh, and can you turn off the lights on your way out?
**Julio storms out of the room and down the corridor, slamming the door and not turning the lights off behind him**
