New kids and bigger wins!

[Disturbed]

*Disturbed and jonny are in the gym, starting on some squats. They are both pumped to the max..which is shown by their red faces and their pulsing veins. disturbed finishes his set and puts to bar down.*

Jonny- Jeez Dizzy- 310kg! new record man!

Disturbed- Yeh I'm feling so pumped. I can;t wait for my mathces this week!

Jonny- Yeh I know what you mean. There is something else I can't wait for aswell though.

Disturbed- And what would that be?

Jonny- Taking Scott Banks ass to hell and back. That little punk goes around here like he owns the place...I know I'm going on a break next week but after that I would LOVE to get my hands around that puny neck of his.

Disturbed- Yeh I know..He rekons hes the top of the pops....But I havent even seen him perform. You know what I rekon... all that bling bling and black talk is his way of componsating for his poor wrestling ability!

Jonny- That wouldn't surprise me in the least. Hey man..I know we are ready to go for our tag match...no worries there..But how are you feeling about your match with Angie, you know after that bitch came to our signing in the mall?

Disturbed- I couldn't be more happier she did that. You see, When someone pisses me off, I put all of my anger towards them into a bottle. And when the time comes for me to go mono e mono against their asses I pull that cork out and let all of my anger flow all over them! They have no idea what hits them! And that is exactly what I'm going to be doing to Angie this week at HOTTER THAN HELL!

Jonny- Yeh dude I know what you mean, I was just chekin ur cool bout it.

Disturbed- Hell yeh..Well you ready to try match my squat record?

Jonny-- haha, match it, I'll crush it..let's go!

[Scott Banks]

As the 'B.O.D.' are doing their 'squats' they find that the next segment on their moniter will feature a man who has made a lot of racket. Scott Banks, he's standing on the top of one of the DUEW's 18 wheeler trucks, he's wearing his purple "Banks" jersey and is grinning.



Scott Banks So, you boys wanna hear my shit? Well, I'm thinkin' bout' the fact if you even be deservin' a rap by yours truely, The Bankster, well I do needs to be showing off so here it goes!

I seen you bigs boys shakin'
You be afraid of the Bankser!
Cause of the heat that he's making.
I seen Jonny around special guesting
on late night shows,
although, his passion is molesting.
So, Disturbed you the big man
the guy everyone comes to see
when in actual fact Carson from Queer Eye's your only fan.
I'm from the mean steets of Melborne
take it or leave it
but when you take me on, you'll only be air bourne.
I'm the real champ can't you see?
I'm the king,
and your belts are coming over to me.
What's your deal's, are you guys bikers?
You guys are so desperate
You'd f*ck Angie Ryker.
I'm the new kid in town
And yall know it
I'm the next World Champion I'll wear the crown..
So, when you wanna take me,
you know face me,
I'll be here waiting,
I'll beat you down
while your girlfriends are deflating..
I'll seen you soon, you'll need some luck
but whenever it is it don't matter
cause I don't give a ... F*CK!



Scott looks down on the camera, the crowd are booing as the scene slowly fades...

[Disturbed]

*The scene opens with Animal on camera. The crowd go absolutley insane seeing Animal!! The camera pans out to see that Animal is sitting down on a couch with Disturbed and Jonny.*

Disturbed- See what I mean..That newb thinks he's top shit. We give him crap about something, and then he totally mizes our words up and starts talking about giving himself a boner..what a fag!

Animal- And I thought I had a huge ego..

Jonny- hahaha. Oh dude..When your suspension ends it'll be great...just like old times. That is until you throw Hare through a wall again!

Disturbed- I have never seen anything funnier in my life!

Animal- Well i spose it was worth it...

Jonny- I tell ya, his neck has never quite been the same!

*The scne fades with them all laughing and patting Animal on the back*