Post by Matt Hare on May 29, 2005 20:40:21 GMT 10
**The arena is silent when The Hare's face appears up on the titan-tron screen big grin on his face as the camera zooms out, showing him sitting alone in his dark locker-room wearing a suit, looking very serious**
The Hare: Nicho, Nicho, Nicho... You have come this far, beaten so many greats. Only to be stopped by -to you anyway- a midget that weighs the same as a cupcake filled with helium!
**Crowd boo**
The Hare: But honestly, Nicho. I do give you a little credit, you did beat the great Jonny Stripes, the man that I couldn't beat. But at the same time, I feel extremele sorry for you. Sorry that you, the steamrolling-wigger, will have to face me, the King of the Turnbuckle in a Deathmatch!! Something that I know you personally have no experience in. Whereas I was a two time S.E.W Hardcore Champion!
**Crowd boo**
The Hare: And to make it even worse, I have brought in a new state of mind. A state of mind saying that I am the man around this place. A state of mind that tells me that I am the three-time World Champion and that no-one can sto...
**The Hare is cut off by 'In the End' blasting over the speakers followed by Nicho "Z" pacing out of the curtains, holding his new-improved Australian Title in the air to a standing ovation from the crowd. He makes his way down to the ring, giving his beloved fans high-5's on the way. He slides into the ring, calls for a mic, holds it to his mouth and waits for the "NI-CHO-Z" chants to settle**
Nicho "Z": Hare. I have four simple words for you, bud. The CHAMP IS HERE!
**Crowd go crazy and start up "NI-CHO-Z" chants, again**
Nicho "Z": And I'm fresh from a massive win over the current World Champion, Jonny STRIPES! Who has recently turned his back on all of his fans, mates, fellow wrestlers and dipped down as low as you!
**Crowd boo**
The Hare: No. Jonny has taken the right path! He has realised that fans mean nothing in this business. Success doesn't come through chants, or cheers...it comes through skill and title belts!! But back to the topic, Nicho...if that's your real name...
Nicho "Z": That is my real name, Nicholas Keith Zanes and I'm freakin' proud of it!!
**Crowd cheer and start "NI-CHO-LAS" chants**
The Hare: Haha. Poofter. Nice name, Nicholas Keith.
Nicholas Keith Zanes: Well if I was you -thank God I'm not- I wouldn't be laughing at other peoples' names. Coz in my travels, I found your DUEW contract....and it has your full name on it! Would you people like to hear "The Hare's" real name?!
**Crowd cheer wildly as Nicho "Z" pulls out a piece of paper and The Hare screams "NO. NO!"**
Nicholas Keith Zanes: and "The Hare's" real name is.......
**The crowd are silently waiting in anticipation**
Nicholas Keith Zanes: Heratio Augustine McTagget!!!
**The crowd burst out in laughter, so does Nicho**
Nicholas Keith Zanes: **Still laughing** And you were laughing at my name!!
**The Hare is furious. He stands up and kicks the camera over, leaving the titan-tron screen blank. About a minute later, The Hare comes sprinting down the ramp towards the ring. He slides in and charges at Nicho "Z", stopping right before him, standing toe-to-toe with him**
Haretio Augustine McTagget: Ooooh I can't wait 'till King of the Deathmatches! I can't wait!!!
**Haretio drops the mic, looks Nicho in the face for a while and slowly walks backwards, out of the ring and up the ramp - shaking his head in anger and cursing and taunting the crowd**
The Hare: Nicho, Nicho, Nicho... You have come this far, beaten so many greats. Only to be stopped by -to you anyway- a midget that weighs the same as a cupcake filled with helium!
**Crowd boo**
The Hare: But honestly, Nicho. I do give you a little credit, you did beat the great Jonny Stripes, the man that I couldn't beat. But at the same time, I feel extremele sorry for you. Sorry that you, the steamrolling-wigger, will have to face me, the King of the Turnbuckle in a Deathmatch!! Something that I know you personally have no experience in. Whereas I was a two time S.E.W Hardcore Champion!
**Crowd boo**
The Hare: And to make it even worse, I have brought in a new state of mind. A state of mind saying that I am the man around this place. A state of mind that tells me that I am the three-time World Champion and that no-one can sto...
**The Hare is cut off by 'In the End' blasting over the speakers followed by Nicho "Z" pacing out of the curtains, holding his new-improved Australian Title in the air to a standing ovation from the crowd. He makes his way down to the ring, giving his beloved fans high-5's on the way. He slides into the ring, calls for a mic, holds it to his mouth and waits for the "NI-CHO-Z" chants to settle**
Nicho "Z": Hare. I have four simple words for you, bud. The CHAMP IS HERE!
**Crowd go crazy and start up "NI-CHO-Z" chants, again**
Nicho "Z": And I'm fresh from a massive win over the current World Champion, Jonny STRIPES! Who has recently turned his back on all of his fans, mates, fellow wrestlers and dipped down as low as you!
**Crowd boo**
The Hare: No. Jonny has taken the right path! He has realised that fans mean nothing in this business. Success doesn't come through chants, or cheers...it comes through skill and title belts!! But back to the topic, Nicho...if that's your real name...
Nicho "Z": That is my real name, Nicholas Keith Zanes and I'm freakin' proud of it!!
**Crowd cheer and start "NI-CHO-LAS" chants**
The Hare: Haha. Poofter. Nice name, Nicholas Keith.
Nicholas Keith Zanes: Well if I was you -thank God I'm not- I wouldn't be laughing at other peoples' names. Coz in my travels, I found your DUEW contract....and it has your full name on it! Would you people like to hear "The Hare's" real name?!
**Crowd cheer wildly as Nicho "Z" pulls out a piece of paper and The Hare screams "NO. NO!"**
Nicholas Keith Zanes: and "The Hare's" real name is.......
**The crowd are silently waiting in anticipation**
Nicholas Keith Zanes: Heratio Augustine McTagget!!!
**The crowd burst out in laughter, so does Nicho**
Nicholas Keith Zanes: **Still laughing** And you were laughing at my name!!
**The Hare is furious. He stands up and kicks the camera over, leaving the titan-tron screen blank. About a minute later, The Hare comes sprinting down the ramp towards the ring. He slides in and charges at Nicho "Z", stopping right before him, standing toe-to-toe with him**
Haretio Augustine McTagget: Ooooh I can't wait 'till King of the Deathmatches! I can't wait!!!
**Haretio drops the mic, looks Nicho in the face for a while and slowly walks backwards, out of the ring and up the ramp - shaking his head in anger and cursing and taunting the crowd**
