Rhyme with the Time

[Matt Hare]

**The arena is silent when the ring turns green, then purple, orange and back to normal. Lights flash wildly over the crowd and pyro explodes at the top of the ramp as 'Alright' plays over the speakers and The Hare strolls out, mic in hand and dressed in a black t-shirt and tight jeans. He slowly makes his way down the ramp, with the crowd booing loudly and chanting "NI-CHO-Z", he slides in, holds the mic to his mouth and wait for the crowd to shut up**

The Hare: As you people may have seen, my first opponent in the Deathmatch Tournament is none other than the current Aussie Champ, the steamrolling-wigger...Nicho "Z"

**Crowd go crazy and strat up "NI-CHO-Z" chants**

The Hare: And since he is such a homeboy, and regular talking can't get through to him...and all of you Nicho "Z" fans. I have compiled a little something...Give me a beat!!

**A slow 'hip-hop' beat plays and The Hare begins to walk on the spot, bobbing his head**

The Hare:

This week I got you, Nicho
And a deathmatch it will be,
You're a 7 foot bohemath,
But again, you're just a tree
With your massive legs,
and shriveled genitalia,
Don't worry...I'll end it all this Friday,
Coz that's when I'm-a nail ya.
For you're facing the three time champion,
the owner of this here occupation,
And yes..I do feel sorry for you,
You have such a good reputation!
But this week's gonna end it all.
For you are facing me.
You say it's Nicho, but that's not true
It will be The Hare winning 1....2......3

**Crowd boo like crazy and start up 'NI-CHO-Z' chants, again**

The Hare:

And your old mate turned his back on you.
The yankee, Jonny Stripes.
You seemed to beat him last week,
but it's coz of all the hype.
You got a deathmatch with the man,
Two time Hardcore champ from S.E.Dub,
I may be just a midget,
But think, you're just a tub!!
And look, you've ruined that title belt,
Some bling-bling piece of crap,
And now it's all out there,
I'll finish up my rap!!

**The Hare drops the mic, laughs and begins to head up the entrance ramp, facing the ring and still laughing. He nears the curtains when 'In the End' hits the speakers and the crowd rise to their feet. Nicho "Z" walks out of the curtains, holding his new Aussie Title in his left hand. The Hare sees him and hesitantly walks back to the ring, in horror. The pair slide in, Nicho picks up the mic and waits for the crowd to stop their "NI-CHO-Z" chants**

[nicho]

*the hare makes his way back to the ring and rolls in, nicho not far behind him*

Nicho: hare hare hare... when are you going to learn man!

*hare looks a little worried*

Nicho: look to your left, look to your right, look behind and in front of you!... This is what we are all about!... and now ... THA CHAMP IZ HEEEERRRREEEEE!!!!!!

(crowed go crazy)

Nicho: you see Hare, you can play all the mind games you want, you make your raps all you want, hell you can even diss me all you want, but it wont change the fact that ive gtot this sittting on my shoulder!

(crowed go crazy)

Nicho: and it wont change the fact, that im gonna beat your ass this week so bad that you will be screaming for your life!

(croed cheer)

Nicho: look in my eyes hare, dont think im not serious!

*Hare looks a bit scared*

Nicho: you've done it now, you've gone and made a big mistake, so wake up and face the fact that your gonna pay, cos the end is now Hare! After the PPV there will be no mouth running, and there will be no talking trash about these fans, because after the PPV you WILL realize what he are about, and You will relize that when i beat you that the champ will be standing over you with this bling bling title spinning like it hasnt spun before!

(croed cheer)

Nicho: you will leave sore, you will leave briused, and you will leave with boken bones and you will leave knowing that the champ...... IZ HEREEEE!!!!!

(crowed cheer as nicho jumps to the 2nd ropes and poses with his title)

[Matt Hare]

**The Hare looks around in embassasment and again, raises the mic to his hand**

The Hare: Oh yeah? Well...I have another rap for you!

You think think you're such a champion
But you're such a chump.
Coz coming up this PPV
You'll be right under the pump.
And as for that title belt,
Spinning like a ferris wheel
I'll throw it in the garbage bin
And you'll see this is all real!
For I'm the best yet champion
And you're a tubby mid-carder
You say you're a 'Hard Knocker?'
Well I knock even HARDER!!

**The Hare drops the mic and laughs. He heads over to a turnbuckle, gets up and poses for the crowd; who simply boo him**

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OOC: Post number 6-1-9 !!!