Post by Julio on May 30, 2005 19:29:36 GMT 10
**The scene is Julio sitting at an AFL game with Miss Howard. Julio is all dressed up in his Brisbane Lions gear and they are in the middle of a massive bunch of Sydney supporters**
Julio: Oh, this is a great game, eh? 48-51, Lions in front with four and a quarter minutes to go. And lining up to kick his third goal, the up-and-coming star of the mighty Lions, Justin Sherman. This is in the bag for the three time premiers!!
**Sherman kicks for goal, the crowd is silent as it travels through the air. The only sound is Julio Gonzales' voice yelling 'He's got it! He's got it!' as BAM!, the ball slame into the goal post and the goal umpire signals for a behind**
Julio: BULLSHIT! I've always said that hitting the post should get three points!! Grrh!!
Miss Howard: Don't worry, babe. The score's still 48-52 and there's only four minutes to go...the Lions are still in front...?!
Julio: You know what, yopu're a ssmart as you are beautiful!
**Miss Howard laughs and gives Julio a big kiss. The pair then sit back and watch the remainder of the game. -->MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRP<-- The siren sounds, calling for the end of the game. Julio jumps up out of his seat, spilling his drink and cheering madly for the victorious Lions**
Julio: **Singing** We are the pride of Briiiiisbane town, we wear maroon..blue and gold, we will alwa...
**Julio is cut of by a hard punch in the face by an eager Swans supporter. He is a short-ish, fat man wearing a Swans guernsey and a red and white beanie, long grey beard and a beer in his other hand. The crowd around them cheer as the security rush over to the fat man, tackling him to the ground**
Security Guard: That's it! You're out of here!!
**Julio slowly makes his way to his feet, while the man is getting taken away. Rubbing his head, he turns to Miss Howard in confusion**
Julio: What happened there, babe?
**Just as Miss Howard is about to answer, Julio puts his fingers on her mouth and looks to a lonely man dressed in normal clothes, no club colours whatsoever. The man is familiar to Julio, but he cannot see his face, so Julio walks over to the man, taps him on the shoulder and as the man turns to face him, he realises that it is the DUEW World Champion, Jonny Stripes**
Jonny: Yes?
Julio: What are you doing here? You're a yank, yanks don't support Aussie Rules.
Jonny: I know. I'm here to check out the sport, but I don't think much of it. I prefer Gridron, or soccer...
Julio: Soccer?! That's a girls game! And gridiron, well that's just the most boring sport -if you can call it that- ever invented!!
**Jonny shakes his head and stands up**
Jonny: They are both better than this garbage! All they do in this sport is pass as soon as they get touched. And how can you talk about being a girl?! You just got knocked down my Santa Clause, himself!!?
Julio: So what? At Sunburn, you got beaten my Santa Clause, Nicho "Z"
OOC: I'm out of stuff. TBD by anyone, but preferably Jonny coz no-one else fits in here...
Julio: Oh, this is a great game, eh? 48-51, Lions in front with four and a quarter minutes to go. And lining up to kick his third goal, the up-and-coming star of the mighty Lions, Justin Sherman. This is in the bag for the three time premiers!!
**Sherman kicks for goal, the crowd is silent as it travels through the air. The only sound is Julio Gonzales' voice yelling 'He's got it! He's got it!' as BAM!, the ball slame into the goal post and the goal umpire signals for a behind**
Julio: BULLSHIT! I've always said that hitting the post should get three points!! Grrh!!
Miss Howard: Don't worry, babe. The score's still 48-52 and there's only four minutes to go...the Lions are still in front...?!
Julio: You know what, yopu're a ssmart as you are beautiful!
**Miss Howard laughs and gives Julio a big kiss. The pair then sit back and watch the remainder of the game. -->MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRP<-- The siren sounds, calling for the end of the game. Julio jumps up out of his seat, spilling his drink and cheering madly for the victorious Lions**
Julio: **Singing** We are the pride of Briiiiisbane town, we wear maroon..blue and gold, we will alwa...
**Julio is cut of by a hard punch in the face by an eager Swans supporter. He is a short-ish, fat man wearing a Swans guernsey and a red and white beanie, long grey beard and a beer in his other hand. The crowd around them cheer as the security rush over to the fat man, tackling him to the ground**
Security Guard: That's it! You're out of here!!
**Julio slowly makes his way to his feet, while the man is getting taken away. Rubbing his head, he turns to Miss Howard in confusion**
Julio: What happened there, babe?
**Just as Miss Howard is about to answer, Julio puts his fingers on her mouth and looks to a lonely man dressed in normal clothes, no club colours whatsoever. The man is familiar to Julio, but he cannot see his face, so Julio walks over to the man, taps him on the shoulder and as the man turns to face him, he realises that it is the DUEW World Champion, Jonny Stripes**
Jonny: Yes?
Julio: What are you doing here? You're a yank, yanks don't support Aussie Rules.
Jonny: I know. I'm here to check out the sport, but I don't think much of it. I prefer Gridron, or soccer...
Julio: Soccer?! That's a girls game! And gridiron, well that's just the most boring sport -if you can call it that- ever invented!!
**Jonny shakes his head and stands up**
Jonny: They are both better than this garbage! All they do in this sport is pass as soon as they get touched. And how can you talk about being a girl?! You just got knocked down my Santa Clause, himself!!?
Julio: So what? At Sunburn, you got beaten my Santa Clause, Nicho "Z"
OOC: I'm out of stuff. TBD by anyone, but preferably Jonny coz no-one else fits in here...
