KING not QUEEN

[Matt Hare]

**The Hare is walking along a hallway backstage when he bumps into a shoulder. The shoulder had a title belt over it and as the camera zooms out, it shows that it is the current Deathmatch Champion, Angie Ryker**

Angie Ryker: Watch it, sonny. This belt is priceless, and so is it's holder!!

The Hare: You..priceless? You think you're priceless just because you hold that fill-in belt?! Ha!

Angie Ryker: Fill-in? Why do you think this lame company is called Down Under EXTREME wrestling?! Because it has extreme matches, and I am the queen of extreme...the deathmatch Champion!!

The Hare: Hmm...speaking of queens. Ever notice that this tournament is called 'King of the Deathmatches?' Meaning you are un-elligible to participate...?

Angie Ryker: That's just the way tis sexist company runs. I'm 100% elligible for this tournament, and so far....I haven't lost.

The Hare: You haven't had a match yet either. And so what? I'm undefeated in this comp and I have up against the Australian Champion, Nicho "Z" and smashed him through tables!!

Angie Ryker: You speak so highly and proudly that you beat Nicho "Z", do you think he is a big challenge or something??...

The Hare: Umm...excuse me? You haven't even faced him so how can you say he's so easy.?

Angie Ryker: I haven't faced you either and I know you'll be an easy win.

The Hare: Oh yeah? And how's that??

Angie Ryker: Coz I've beaten Disturbed. and he has beaten you, making me the superior force!

**The Hare is speechless. He goes for a comeback but refrains, and goes for another**

The Hare: **Embarassed** Ummm. Welllll....you're so fat, that when you wear a raincoat, people scream...

Jonny Stripes: **From the other end of the hallway** TAXI!!

**Jonny quickly makes his way up the hallway to The Hare and Angie and stops next to them - recieving a very strange look from them both**

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OOC: TBC by either, or even Shazzer if he wants.

[Shazzer]

*shazzer who heard the convosation smiles but hides it when angie looks at him*

Angie: just cause were in a stable dosnt mean im gonna go easy on you

i dont expect you to cause i want to win the title when your trying your best itll be a big boost for my career but i dont need pushes i earn my way just like ive earned the finals and now im gonna earn that title

*shazzer walks down the corridor leaving angie thinking*

[Angie Ryker]

[Angie raises an eyebrow, then turns back to The Hare and Jonny Stripes.]

The Hare: Uhh.. yeah..

Jonny Stripes: TAXI! Where's the taxi, I need a TAXI! TAXAY!

Angie Ryker: Rightio Jonny. Well then, Mr. The Hare, did you get that call from the bakery? They want their rolls back!

Jonny Stripes: BREAD!

The Hare: Uhh.. well, you're so fat that when you went to the airport, they arrested you for having 20 kgs of crack!

Angie Ryker: You're so fat that the last time you saw 91210 was on the scales!

[Jonny begins to seemingly get bored, and walks away.]

The Hare: You're so dumb that your favourite colour is clear!

Angie Ryker: You're so dumb that you drowned in the mexican wave at the superbowl!

[Jonny's voice is heard from a distance.]

Jonny Stripes: Football! LET'S PLAY SOME FOOOOOOOOOOOBALL!

The Hare: .. uhh.. argh.

Angie Ryker: You should get back to the manure factory before they realise a bag of shit's missing.

[Jonny Stripes]

Jonny: "If you were both teddy bears I'd give you a big hug and take you home with me"

Angie: "You are so weird"

Jonny: "And you know what I'd do with you then?"

Hare: "What would you do?"

Jonny: "I'd sell you to Vinnies cos you'd be such crappy bears...AHAHAHAHAHAHHAA"

Angie: "That was the lamest joke I have EVER heard, EVER"

Jonny: "Oh, well I...ummm...I dont have anymore"

Hare taps Angie on the shoulder and says.

Hare: "Hey Angie, the police called...they said they were looking for a dismembered hooker that was in Ivan Milat's garage"

Jonnys face lights up.

Jonny: "I got a joke. Whats the difference between 100 dead babys and a red ferrari?"

Angie: "What?"

Jonny: "I DONT HAVE A RED FERRARI IN MY GARAGE!!!!"

Jonny doubles over in laughter, lieing on the floor clutching his ribs. Hare looks away and leans on the wall laughing, while Angie looks on absolutly disgusted.

Angie: "You two are as bad as each over, you know that?"

Jonny stands up and Hare looks back to Angie, both wiping tears from their eyes.

Jonny: "Alrite, imagine this. I've won the King of the Deathmatch tourney and Angie Ryker is standing in front of me, two black eyes. What do I say to her?"

Hare: "Get out of my way you cheap slag"

Angie: "Obviously, you bow and give me my title back"

Jonny: "Nup, you dont say anything...She has already been told twice! HAHAHAHA"

Jonny and Hare are once again holding their ribs from the laughter.

Angie: "Typical sexist pigs!"