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Post by Animal on Jul 15, 2005 22:28:53 GMT 10
"The camera is at disturbeds bar that has been nicely done up, with him disturbed and there friend, also lovely looking ladies"
Disturbed - hey mate, this party rocking.
Animal - Yea, "Hic up" I ThInK ThAt ThE NoSe WiTh ThE, AnD I KiLl WiTh VeGiMiTe On ToAsT ThAnKs. (While wobling around trying to stand straight)
Disturbed - you see that seat over there...... sit in it
Animal - WeLl IsNt SoMe OnE A DiScRuNtLeD PIg Mr Nose WITh ThAt ToP HaT.
Disturbed - You are making no sence.... wots changed... hahaha
Animal - YoU ThInK ThAtS FuNnY.. (Animal takes a floppy swing disturbed ducks animal misses and falls flat on his face)
(Disturbed helps him up)
Animnal - YoU KnOw I LoVe YoU
(Animal pulls disturbed head close and smells his hair)
Animal - I Use That ShAmPoO On My AsS
Disturbned as i said go sit down...
(suddenly there is a noise)
Disturbed - You hear that.
(he drops Animal, Animal falls straight to the ground on his back)
Animal - AlRiGhT Ma ILl Be ThErE AfTeR I PiCk ThOsE StRaW BeRrIes!
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Post by Angie Ryker on Jul 16, 2005 17:44:20 GMT 10
[The scene cuts to the outside of the bar, where it shows Angie Ryker walking down the sreet outside. She looks at Disturbed's bar, not realising who owns it, smiles, and goes to enter. But before she does, she pulls out her World Title and slings it over her shoulder, positions it, and then proceeds into the bar. Just as she gets in the door, she pauses for a few seconds, to take in the scene around her. A random drunken **male** (OOC: Typical!) walks up to her and, slurring his words, begins to talk to her.]
Random Male: Gerrbah, you're a pweh-ee lil lady there.. gaaah..
Angie Ryker: Umm.. get the hell away from me before you spew all over my title, and even worse, me!
[She shoves him to the side and he crashes into the bar with a smash, making people to glance over to see what's happened. It cuts back to Disturbed and Animal, with Animal trying to gain a vertical base still. Behind them (through the smoke and all) comes Angie Ryker. They don't seem to be able to recognise each other.]
Angie Ryker: Can I speak to management, please?
Disturbed: I am management, hold on a second here..
Animal: Gwah, I know you.. ahaha.. uhh..
Disturbed: *embarrassed* Haha, sorry, he's just a little drunk.
Angie Ryker: As are alot of people in here.
Disturbed: Good point. Well we're having a big bash tonight.
Animal: Ehhh.. you're.. uhh.. wooow..
Angie Ryker: Really? Better watch your girlfriend then, she mightn't have the same moves as I do to get rid of pervy scum.
Disturbed: Ahh, actually I don't have one.
Angie Ryker: That comes to me as a suprise.
Animal: AHH! Nooo, you gots one ahahuhh.. not you.. that one there with the yellow on the head.. uhhhhaha..
Angie Ryker: .. umm.. what do you wanna do with your pissed friend?
[Disturbed gets rid of Animal, letting him get flocked by all the ladies in the club (who take advantage of him). Angie and Disturbed sit down and begin to talk.]
Disturbed: I never caught your name..
Angie Ryker: Angela, or Angie.
Disturbed: I work with someone called Angie.. she's a bitch, I'll tell you that much.
[Many hours later...]
Angie Ryker: Alright, it's getting a bit late now, so I guess I better be going..
Disturbed: Aww, okay, I'll show you the front door.
[The two of them get up and walk through the crowd together. The faces of all the people who know who the both of them are drop as they make their way to the exit.]
Disturbed: You know, I've had alot of fun tonight with you.
Angie Ryker: As I have with you..
Disturbed: And you know.. uhh.. I'd like to catch up with you.
[By now they're just at the exit. Both of them step outside the bar and when they come to the realisation of who each other are, they stare blankly at each other. Angie looks around a little bit.]
Disturbed: Well this is awkward.
Angie Ryker: Uhh.. yeah, and before any more can be said.. good bye and good night.
[Angie walks off up the road.]
OOC: This is what boredom does to you. If you can think of anything else that can happen on this strange ass night.. you have my blessing to reply.
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Post by Animal on Jul 16, 2005 19:11:52 GMT 10
About 20 meters up the road angie is and disturbed is still out the front of the door blankly some one falls out the door.
Animal - ahuha u there... prrrrritty lady with the face.
Angie turns around
Disturbed - Dont,
Animal - I know you....
Then he gets up to chase about 5 meters down the road to cathch up with her when he stumbles over his on feet to fall flat on the ground again.
angie then walks up to him and helps him up.
Animal - but you with the and now.....
eventualy animal gets it out
Animal - You hate me and my brooooooother.
Buuuuuuuuuuutt, the smoke with the ears and the bottles.
You 2 lovy birds get over hear.
Angie - does he know what hes on about
Disturbed - ahhh well..... probley not
Animal - well thank you but ughg you guys, with the flirting and the "GULP" Private room and bar.
Angie - did you get that
Disturbed - sadly yea he want us to go into the private room in the bar.
Then disturbed waited for a reply from angie and just as she opened her mouth.
Blurrrg!!!
Animal vomits all over the ground.
Animal - no dun wor i have beard... and smelly toads.... the hat AHHHH!!!
Animal gets up and run to the bar door to fall rite into the bar and role over with his head lying on some random girls shoe.
Disturbed - you were about to say something.
And he waited for a reply from angie.
ooc - angie or disturbed only to reply
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Post by Angie Ryker on Jul 16, 2005 22:38:37 GMT 10
[Angie turns her attention from Animal to Disturbed.]
Angie Ryker: Uhh.. look I don't know.
Disturbed: I saw a different side of you tonight.. and I'll admit it.. I did have a good time. You're so different when you're at work.. why is that?
Angie Ryker: You wanna back off about work, alright?
Disturbed: Well.. if you do decide to come up to the private bar.. we could celebrate our illustrious victory there, if you would like.
Angie Ryker: Umm.. as long as you don't get as badly pissed as Animal is.
Disturbed: Oh no, he's the party animal, no pun intended.
Angie Ryker: Ah, I may as well, I've got nothing to do and without my Ballistic, it's rather quiet.
Disturbed: You're still with him?
Angie Ryker: Kind of.. I'm falling out a little with him. Which is a bit painful for me, but I'm sure it'll be alright.
[She hangs her head a little bit as Disturbed shows her the way back into the bar.]
TBC by either Animal or Disturbed
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Post by Animal on Jul 16, 2005 22:49:27 GMT 10
As they walk inside they see animal with about 15 drunk girlls most hot....
Animal - as you no i sailed ThESeVeN SeAs In A TaG BoAt......
Ah.. hicup... if it is the .....with the and her... ahuryta
Disturbed - ummmmm animal take a break.
Angie - is there something wrong with him.
Disturbed - no just ever since his so called true love broke up with him he gets pissed once a fortnight and wakes up with fairlky hot chicks in his bed... besides this one time there was this fat ug...
Angie - dont!
Disturbed - ahhh sorry yes this way....
The two walk up stairs share a couple or laughs and pull out a classy bottle of red wine.. then there is quiet
there is a mement first disturbed leans a little then angine then they close therfe eyes and......
BOOM Animal comes crashing in...
Animal - ope im inter nothing . ut ere fiht o fn set hme loey.
Angie - you get that.
Disturbed hope im not interupting nothing but there was a fight and it was no fun so i sent every one home (out of the bar) and now he's lonely.
Angie - how mdo you no???
Disturbed - LOTS of practise.... just go down stairs..
Angie - that 2 times he has done something like that
Disturbed - and this is the second time i have said this.... where were we???
And he waited for a reply
TBC - but disturbed or Angie
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Disturbed
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First ever deathmatch champ, member of BOD
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Post by Disturbed on Jul 18, 2005 17:31:27 GMT 10
Disturbed- Well umm, its getting late, igotta get home, get plenty of sleep before my match, as do you. Look, tonights been fun so if you wanna, ummm, talk some time, u got my number.
Angie *slightly dissapoited* o, ok, yes it is late. Well I'll see you later.
*Disturbed goes to open the door, but finds it locked. He tries a few more times and the door wont budge*
*Animal is heard from oputside the door*
Animal- haha dr lked smoochy blin de rum yeehaw!
Disturbed- The doors locked for smoochy in the room?! ohh no, dont think so kid.
*Disturbed kicks down the door which flies onto Animal, who falls over laughin*
Angie- haha, well Disturbed, I'll see you later
*plants a kiss on his cheek*
Disturbed *slightl dazed* haha, bye bye..
Animal- OOHHHH hehehehahahaha!
Disturbed *snaps outta daze* Why u little son of a bitch!
*Pushes him against the wall while Animal still laughs. Disturbed drops him and Animal lays on the floor, passed out.*
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