Post by Jonny Stripes on Jul 18, 2005 22:28:23 GMT 10
"Born in the USA" by Bruce Springsteen hits all over the P.A and Jonny Stripes walks out to a spine tingling ovation. He looks happier than ever and is slapping as many of the fans hands as he can. He tries to slap all in front of him but they keep coming back for seconds and thirds. When he finally gets to the end of the ramp he spots a little kid in a shirt that says "All American Hotdogs" and has a picture of Jonny on it. Jonny runs up to the kid who reaches his hand up for a high five. Jonny puts his hand out to slap it but the little kid pulls away and runs his hand through his hair. Jonny goes to walk away but turns and gives the kid a massive high five. He finally gets into the ring and picks up a microphone. He waits for the crowds noise to die down.
Jonny: "I know thatI have let a lot of people down over the last month and a half. My friends, Dizzy, Animal, Nicho. My family, my many many lovers and my fans. I acheived a lot while I was "away". But a lot of that is marred by my behaviour out of the ring. And for that I am truely sorry"
The crowd applaud Jonny and he nods his head in appreciation.
Jonny: "Ok, ok. I learnt my lessons. Lets move this baby along. This week I have a chance to take back my precious World Title from the clutches of the evil seductress, Angie Ryker. I promise to you all, at Thunder Down Under that title is mine again. I will win it for the record equalling 3rd time in our business. It will take BOD's acheivements to a sky high level, just you watch. It will be our 4 World Title, I know quite a feat. This is probably the most insane match I have come across in my time with the company. An Electrified Hell in a Cell match. It has never been attempted before as far as I know and I dont think it will be pretty. We are gonna come out of that match like pieces of steak. I know Nicho will be lurking backstage and he will probably want a bit of a nibble of me afterwards"
The crowd laugh as does Jonny
Jonny: "A bit of salt and you never know. In all seriousness this is the most dangerous match performed in my entire career. I have been through Hell before, I have had my face slammed into a cage, I have been struck with chairs, sledgehammers and bats. I have been run into tables and smashed through the window of an ambulance. Set on fire but I have never been electrocuted. This is gonna be fun"
Jonny throws his mike onto the floor and walks away with "Born in the USA" playing
Jonny: "I know thatI have let a lot of people down over the last month and a half. My friends, Dizzy, Animal, Nicho. My family, my many many lovers and my fans. I acheived a lot while I was "away". But a lot of that is marred by my behaviour out of the ring. And for that I am truely sorry"
The crowd applaud Jonny and he nods his head in appreciation.
Jonny: "Ok, ok. I learnt my lessons. Lets move this baby along. This week I have a chance to take back my precious World Title from the clutches of the evil seductress, Angie Ryker. I promise to you all, at Thunder Down Under that title is mine again. I will win it for the record equalling 3rd time in our business. It will take BOD's acheivements to a sky high level, just you watch. It will be our 4 World Title, I know quite a feat. This is probably the most insane match I have come across in my time with the company. An Electrified Hell in a Cell match. It has never been attempted before as far as I know and I dont think it will be pretty. We are gonna come out of that match like pieces of steak. I know Nicho will be lurking backstage and he will probably want a bit of a nibble of me afterwards"
The crowd laugh as does Jonny
Jonny: "A bit of salt and you never know. In all seriousness this is the most dangerous match performed in my entire career. I have been through Hell before, I have had my face slammed into a cage, I have been struck with chairs, sledgehammers and bats. I have been run into tables and smashed through the window of an ambulance. Set on fire but I have never been electrocuted. This is gonna be fun"
Jonny throws his mike onto the floor and walks away with "Born in the USA" playing
