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Post by Boris Levin on Sept 12, 2005 12:58:09 GMT 10
All is quiet at the start of the first ever DUEW show in America. It is the eve of the DUEW "Trip Around the World". Many superstars are out injured, one is on leave and another is on his honeymoon. The expectation is of a poor Pay Per View. To add to this only one match is schedueled for the event. The crowd is still at capacity in the hope of glimpsing some of their favourites but the outlook is dim. The crowd is quite rightly shocked when "For Whom the Bell Tolls" by Metallica strikes the speakers and the "Russian Bear", Boris Levin walks out. The crowd get over their shock quickly and Boris is soon given his usual round of boos and jeers. Boris is smiling broadly and is holding his wedding ring up to the camera. Behind him his wife, Kitty, is strutting for the crowd, attracting cat calls. Boris gets into the ring and takes up a mike.
Boris: "Now first of all you may be thinking "What the hell is this handsome devil doing in DUEW? Isn't he on his honeymoon?" Well, I will answer your question for you. I got married and me and my lovely wife are staying in Las Vegas for our honeymoon and sure enough DUEW is being aired from Las Vegas, Nevada. So, Kitty says to me, 'Heck baby, why dont you go to the PPV and win a match?' And I said to her 'But baby, there is only one match on, how do you know I am needed in it?'"
Boris smiles and runs his hand through Kitty's hair
Boris: "And she says to me 'I persuaded a certain man in DUEW to tell me what the match is and you are definitely wanted in it'. She told me the match type and now, I am here ready to win..."
Boris stops and smiles at the crowd, who are begging to know the match type
Boris: "Well, no I would get in trouble if I told you. No, really, if I told you all it is an entire roster Ladder Match for the Australian Title I would get in big trouble"
The crowd go nuts at the news of the big match
Boris: "And with half of the roster out that means I have an easy oppurtunity to win Animals title, the Australian title. Let me say now that I am relishing the oppurtunity to win this match and my first title on DUEW but for now I think me and Kitty are going to go backstage and continue our honeymoon"
Boris bellows out a laugh and then picks Kitty up and takes her backstage
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Post by Animal on Sept 13, 2005 22:25:09 GMT 10
"Damnit I Changed again hits, the crowd jump to their feet in anticipation screaming and waving signs around madly. Fire goes off on both sides of the ramp while fire works shoot from the roof to the entrace on the steel stage. The Animal jumps throught the fire works to run to the right side of the entrance and jump and hyp the crowd up, he then runs to t5he left and does the same thing. He then runs down the ramp, and the fire beside him rises and goes higher as he gets to the ring into he slides into the ring and the fire balst go huge and stop. The he goes into the middle of the ring raises his arms and as they reach the top, fire works blast from the roof down to the turn buckles. Animal then reaches over the ropes to get a mike of a worker, he raises the mic to his hands"
Animal - HELLLLLLOOOOOOOOO AUSTRALIA!!!!!
"crowd lets out one of the hugest busts of cheer they have in a long time"
Animal - i am etreamly sorry to my fans out there for my absences the last 2 weeks but sure as hell i am bak now to show you all how much bette it is with me around here.
"crowd lets out another huge cheer"
Boris - what the hell do you think your doing just coming out here and....
"he gets cut off"
Animal - shut your hole for 2 seconds then crowd doesnt give a shit about wot u have to say.
"crowd laugh and cheer"
Animal - i saw the sad matches last week and i am here to say, it wont happen again as long as im around!
"Huge burst of cheer from crowd"
Boris - now you see here u little fuck muncher i dont get cut off by little show offs like you.
"Crowd boos"
Animal - 1 im not small welll maybey to u bug geeze the big show looks normal compared to you and 2 if i am a show off atleast people like it.
"crowd cheer"
Boris - you come pransing down here after the time you have been away now your australian title is on the line and i AM going to take it at this match yet you seem happy wot the hell is rong with you!
"crowd boos again this time louder"
Animal - you see my beeing happy scares the crap outa you cause u have no clue in the world how i am o\going to approch this match also there is no way in hell some ugly cunt like u will take the one and only AUSTRALIAN TITLE!!!
"crowd let out a massive cheer"
"boris opens his mouth"
Animal - before you say another thing, well who gives a crap wot you say, i no the crowd nows every one in this business no's including you, I WILL WIN THIS MATCH!!!!
"Crowd cheer and chant while animal waits for a reply for boris"
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Post by Boris Levin on Sept 14, 2005 23:00:39 GMT 10
Boris: "Animal, you have got these people eating out of the palm of your hands man! Well done! You have really done your job"
Animal smiles and bows to the crowd
Boris: "Yeah, I mean, in DUEW there is a little trio called B.O.D and their little buddy CEO Mr. Howard. And you see they form a nice little group. Mr. Howard makes the business deals, Dizzy acts as the poster boy and Jonny wins the titles and matches. It all fits nicely into a package except for the spare wheel, a little puppy dog named Animal"
Animal: "If you want I can get my brothers to come out here and tell you what is really going on, if you want me to"
Boris: "Oh, but whats the matter? You now see you dont have your brothers to back you up. Hahahahaha, I havent got my friend here either, but I dont need him to be here. You see I dont need a friend by my side to help prove my point because I am living proof of whatever i say, I dont need back up"
Animal: "You aint proof of anything, I mean Jesus! I didnt know they stacked shit that high!"
Boris: "Earlier on I heard you say that I was all talk and no walk, well I think I found a pretty little spot for Animal in the square. Animal, the talker!"
Animal waits for a moment and then says:
Animal: "Oh, the great mind of Boris doesnt wish to explain"
Boris: "Explain, alright. You see all you have ever held are titles with little competition or titles where you could ride off the back of others"
Animal: "I have gone through hell to keep my Aussie title!"
Boris starts laughing crazily
Boris: "Hell, you call hell no title defenses in this reign? You call hell one match to win it?"
Animal: "At least I got a belt!"
Boris: "You wouldnt if you didnt scamper out of our fatal four way match and run off for two weeks! You got out of that match and that meant the title match me and Lover should have had with you was postponed indefinitely! Animal, you are all talk and no walk!"
Animal: "Well when I am pushed into the fiery depths of hell then I wont talk! I wont walk either! I will fight with the devil himself if I have too"
Boris: "Thats good because if you want to defend that title then you are going to have to go through hell and then back again and when you dance with devil you got no chance in HELL"
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Post by Animal on Sept 15, 2005 22:35:22 GMT 10
Animal - hang on a second, just comfirm with me do you hik i cant beat u with out th help of my brother??? Boris - eactly! "Crowd boo" Animal - thats so funny considering all my single matches i have had, indact all my matches i have only lost 4, where u have lost lets see like 20 and u have had lets see 20 matches!!! "Crowd cheer" kick your ass u wouldnt stand a chance in hell, you have ecomplished nothing and will neva acomplish n e thing! "Crowd boo" Animal - You fucking idot! "Animal starts walking fast and boris, boris stands there looking proud, when animal reaches boris he starts to look a little worried, animal then pushes boris up against the turn bucklt" Animal - Listen and listen good u fat peice of shit!!! "Crowd cheer" Animal - i will win this match i have beaten u b4 and will do so again, you suc! in case you didnt get that YOU SUC!!! "Crowd cheer" "Brois pushes animal away" Boris - I suc, hahaha and you are talking! Animal - eactly i am taking, and wot are you going to do about it. "Boris opens his mouth but gets cut off" Animal - no one gives a shit because in the end i will win like a have before, u couldnt beet lover i beat him you couldnt beet hare and guess who beat him??? You see you have said all i have gotten is crappy titles yet i have beaten the 3 time world champuon hare, and wots belts have you had, wot accomplishments have you made?  ? "Boris goes to open his mouth again but get shut off" Animal - none in hell, you say you will win but wot proof do you have??? NONE, i have accomplished so much in this business wqith friends and without, people say im a cling on yet i have beaten all there arses and i will beat your. "Crowd let out a MASSIVE cheer" Animal - and you see you are classifyling this title as small, yet the 3 time world champion couldnt win it joey could win it lover couldnt win it, and sure as hell you will not win it!!!! |
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Post by Boris Levin on Sept 15, 2005 23:07:49 GMT 10
Boris: "Is that so huh? Well how about when I chokeslam you off that ladder instead of getting the title I will tape you to a chair and make you watch my 4 matches I have had and you will see me losing only one! Or maybe I should just take the title from you"
Animal: "C'mon grab it, I dare ya!"
Boris: "It is like taking candy from a baby and instead of doing it later how about we do it right now in the ring"
Animal: "How about that"
Animal and Boris go head to head and Animal holds up the title for Boris to grab
Animal: "Take it, go on"
Boris steps back as if to leave then reaches for the title quickly. Animal jumps out of the way and slaps Boris on the head as he stumbles past. Boris comes back at Animal but the same thing happens. Boris tries to knock Animal over but he dodges again and jumps over the top rope to the outside
Animal: "See, you just arent good enough. You arent quick enough, you arent fast enough and you cant touch me"
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Post by Animal on Sept 16, 2005 13:09:12 GMT 10
animal - boris and thats exactly whyu will nevr hold a title, well you might get a mach against joey, but geeze my little sister could beat him.
"Animal snigers to himself"
Boris- joey is a great man and could kick your ass n e day!
Animal - so thats why i have beaten him twice!
"Anmal again sniggers to himelf"
Boris - every one has there off days!
Animal - well obviously for you 2 its been an off life!
Boris - i swear you say anotyher bad thing i will, hit you!
Animal - go for it fat ass!
Boris - thats it!
"Boris takes a swing at animals head, animal duks then wen he comes bak up boris kicks him in the gut"
Boris - to easy!
"It shows animal bending ova but then standing up like 20 seconds after wot has just happend"
Animal - nice shot but if that all you got you are in for a hell of a rude shock!
Boris - that wasnt even a little of wot i can do! i can do so much better so i dont think ill be the one getting a rude shock!
Animal - shame you are to fat to use your full potencial hey!
Boris - just means im twice as strong!
Animal - doesnt matter how strong you are, skill is wot you need and skill is what i have and what you will never have!
Boris- i got skill ill show u
Animal - maybey a little but not all the strenght or skill or agility can stop me from protecting this australian title!!!
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Post by Joseph Malone on Sept 16, 2005 22:14:25 GMT 10
OOC- Fucking hell dude. Get your facts right and stop confusing Joey with JJC. Animal and Joey have only faced each other once and that was at Wacky Wednesday and Joey won it and I quote with "a superplex to the outside" So there!
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Post by Animal on Sept 17, 2005 0:01:55 GMT 10
geeze sorry god damn dont get hyped up its hard u have had like 5 or 4 charaters!
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Post by Damien Porter on Sept 17, 2005 21:02:26 GMT 10
so have you
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