Post by Boris Levin on Sept 12, 2005 21:46:17 GMT 10
Boris is backstage in the DUEW interview area, about to be questioned by the lovely announcer, Kimberly. He is with his wife and they are showing off their wedding rings to Kimberly, who is trying to look enthusiastic for them.
Kim: “Well, we have to start the interview. You know, keep the show rolling and all”
Boris: “Of course you do! Hey, let’s begin”
Kim: “Okay, now Boris many people are writing this Pay per view off but you seem like you are really into it, I mean taking time off from your honeymoon. So what do you think of the Pay per view?”
Boris: “What do I think? Oh, some people may say this Pay per view is a write off but let me tell you a little story. My closest friend, who is one of those injured at the moment, Joey Malone was once considered a small fry in this company. But it all changed at a certain Pay per view where two high profile stars were missing. That’s right Hare and Nicho “Z” had left and this gave him a spot in the Hell in a Cell at Thunder Down Under. He was the runner up in this match and since then he has been the biggest star in DUEW”
Kim: “Yeah, he has done well, but what is your point?”
Kitty raises her arm at Kim but Boris grabs hold of it before anyone is struck.
Boris: “Calm down, sweetie. Remember she is just an Australian yob”
Kitty: “Yeah, there are worse things than Australians”
Boris: “Yeah, you could be an American Idiot, or worse yet a member of Green Day”
Kitty and Boris laugh and Kim smiles at them
Kim: “Hey! I love that song of theirs, the one that goes “I hope you had the time of your…” Uh, yeah! That’s a great song, right?”
Boris gives smiles at Kim and Kitty gives her an icy cold glare
Boris: “As I was saying, this Pay per view is most certainly not a write off, not by any stretch of the word. Heck, we got so many absences going; nobody can announce who exactly is in this match. It might just be me, no one else has shown yet. Jonny Stripes isn’t here, Joey Malone isn’t here, Lover isn’t here, Disturbed is still a mystery, Angie Ryker still hasn’t finalized her deal to return, Matt Hare didn’t fly over and even the champion is nowhere to be seen! This place is like a ghost town. How many people can find such an oppurtunity in a ghost town? Not many but this could be my chance to establish myself among the DUEW elite, which is where I belong”
Kim: “This match is a ladder match Boris and some people may say that you are too big to even support the weight of a ladder, let alone leap from one into the air. So can you be too big for this match?”
Boris goes to answer the question but Kitty intervenes
Kitty: “You can’t be too big and neither is my Boris, even though he is big. And let me tell you my Boris is big…all…over”
Kim tries to smile but it turns out all wrong and she moves on to her next question
Kim: “And what about your other Australian title opportunity, does that still count?”
Boris: “Oh it certainly does! But that probably wont be necessary because I am going to win the title this week at the Pay per view”
Kim: “And then what?”
Boris: “I guess I will defend it against another friend of mine Mr. Lover and there will also be another surprise for the title, lets say a new image for the Australian title”
Kim’s face lights up she asks another question
Kim: “Like the Nicho bling title?”
Boris laughs and pats Kim on the head with his massive hand. He and Kitty walk off, hands locked together
Kim: “Well, we have to start the interview. You know, keep the show rolling and all”
Boris: “Of course you do! Hey, let’s begin”
Kim: “Okay, now Boris many people are writing this Pay per view off but you seem like you are really into it, I mean taking time off from your honeymoon. So what do you think of the Pay per view?”
Boris: “What do I think? Oh, some people may say this Pay per view is a write off but let me tell you a little story. My closest friend, who is one of those injured at the moment, Joey Malone was once considered a small fry in this company. But it all changed at a certain Pay per view where two high profile stars were missing. That’s right Hare and Nicho “Z” had left and this gave him a spot in the Hell in a Cell at Thunder Down Under. He was the runner up in this match and since then he has been the biggest star in DUEW”
Kim: “Yeah, he has done well, but what is your point?”
Kitty raises her arm at Kim but Boris grabs hold of it before anyone is struck.
Boris: “Calm down, sweetie. Remember she is just an Australian yob”
Kitty: “Yeah, there are worse things than Australians”
Boris: “Yeah, you could be an American Idiot, or worse yet a member of Green Day”
Kitty and Boris laugh and Kim smiles at them
Kim: “Hey! I love that song of theirs, the one that goes “I hope you had the time of your…” Uh, yeah! That’s a great song, right?”
Boris gives smiles at Kim and Kitty gives her an icy cold glare
Boris: “As I was saying, this Pay per view is most certainly not a write off, not by any stretch of the word. Heck, we got so many absences going; nobody can announce who exactly is in this match. It might just be me, no one else has shown yet. Jonny Stripes isn’t here, Joey Malone isn’t here, Lover isn’t here, Disturbed is still a mystery, Angie Ryker still hasn’t finalized her deal to return, Matt Hare didn’t fly over and even the champion is nowhere to be seen! This place is like a ghost town. How many people can find such an oppurtunity in a ghost town? Not many but this could be my chance to establish myself among the DUEW elite, which is where I belong”
Kim: “This match is a ladder match Boris and some people may say that you are too big to even support the weight of a ladder, let alone leap from one into the air. So can you be too big for this match?”
Boris goes to answer the question but Kitty intervenes
Kitty: “You can’t be too big and neither is my Boris, even though he is big. And let me tell you my Boris is big…all…over”
Kim tries to smile but it turns out all wrong and she moves on to her next question
Kim: “And what about your other Australian title opportunity, does that still count?”
Boris: “Oh it certainly does! But that probably wont be necessary because I am going to win the title this week at the Pay per view”
Kim: “And then what?”
Boris: “I guess I will defend it against another friend of mine Mr. Lover and there will also be another surprise for the title, lets say a new image for the Australian title”
Kim’s face lights up she asks another question
Kim: “Like the Nicho bling title?”
Boris laughs and pats Kim on the head with his massive hand. He and Kitty walk off, hands locked together
... i thought it was just completely pethetic and worst in world.
