J...J...J...Joey is a bit of a f...f...f...fag

[Joseph Malone]

A rich, deep Italian voice comes over the P.A as the lights darken. The voice belongs to Joey Malone

Joey: "I have been in this company for a while now. I have won some, lost some. Held titles, lost titles. A little while ago I lost to Disturbed and"

The voice falters

Joey: "and after that a certain friend- I use the term loosely- let out that I had"

The voice falters again

Joey: "Certain issues, sexual issues. Well, I have been searching for two weeks and now I see that I have one way to deal with this, I cant reject it, I cant forget it, so I must grab it, try it, embrace it..."

The lights come back on and start flashing pink and yellow. The music is techno (OOC- A la the Heartthrobs). Joey Malone comes out in Red ring tights and has dyed ghis hair blonde. He has the tag team titles on his shoulder and he dances to the ring.

Joey: "Joey has finally arrived. Disturbed, I forgive you if you forgive me"

His voice now has a tinge of a lisp and he sounds like Carson Kressley.

Joey: "I am down here to ask anyone who wants to partner with me to get their cute little arses down here and strap this title around their waists"

Joey waits for anyone to come down to accept his offer

[Brett Hart]

The lights goes out and “You start the fire” by Bret Hart hits the hall. When drums hit for first time the hall is lighten. Bret Hart goes down the ramp and gets on the ring under the third rope.

Bret gets mic.

Bret: Let me see did I get this right. You are ready to give one of these two titles on the man that want to be your partner. Is that right? Then don't look more couz I am your new partner.

[Disturbed]

*Disturbed's music hits and he walks onto the ramp. He is hodling a mic in his hand and is finding it extremly hard to conceale his laughter.*

Disturbed- Ok, Ok, Ok - lemme get this straight! The self-proclaimed meanest, baddest, strongest S.O.B now wrestles with pink attire and more product in his hair than Jesse Mcartney?!

*Crowd laugh*

Joey- Thought you'd liek it Diz-boi!

Disturbed- Oh God this is priceless! I only wish I'd knew sooner, those schoolboy rollups and the positiong for my dizzy bomb may have inflicted slightly more pain than pleasure...

Joey- *giggles* possibly!

Disturbed- So now we have Bret Hart, one of the greatest WWE *spits* wrestlers of all times, teaming up with Joey, or should i call you Joaline?

*Crowd laugh*

Joey- Call me what ever you want

Disturbed- *Shudders* Don't say that again. Shazzer, I just hope to God that after I beat you to retain my deathmatch title that you also don't "turn over a new leaf" so to speak!

*Crowd laugh*

[Brett Hart]

Bret: [laughing] So it's Dizzy.

[The crowd starts to scream: Disturbed, Disturbed, Disturbed,]

Bret: What are you mad?

Disturbed: What? Mad? I am just worried about you two and the bating you are going to take.

[The crow cheers]

Bret: From who?... From you?

Disturbed: No not from me but the hole fed.

[The crowd ceers]

Bret: You know Dizzy I actually get it.

Disturbed: You get what?

Bret: We are not you problem. Your fucking problem is the Animal.

[When he sais the name of the Animal the crowd cheers]

Disturbed: What are you talking abot?

Bret: Very simple Dizzy. He left and now you don't have anyone to fight with you for the tag title.

[Massive boo from the crowd]

[Disturbed]

*Disturbed looks ta him very seriously, and then begins to chuckle*

Disturbed- You think this is about the tag titles?? Firstly, let "The history maker!" remind you of a couple of thinds. 1- I am the longest serving tag champ w/ animal and 2 - I have never lost my tag title in a 2 v 2 match. Now you're telling me I'm jealous of you because you got a title?

Brett- Hell yeah!

Disturbed- If I'm so desperate, then why was it you running down here to become joey's tag team partner?

Brett- Coz it's time I got some recognition!

Disturbed- Recognition, alrighty then how about this, when Jonny has finihed his duties, it can be BOD vs FAG!

*Crowd cheer and laugh as brett and joey look nervously at one another.*

[Brett Hart]

Bret: First stupid I am telling you that you are angry because your buddy told Mr Haword that he will be in a rest the next month.

[The crowd boos]

Bret; Second you holded the tag title and never lost it in 2 vs. 2 match because you had never faced me in a 2 vs. 2 match.

[The crowd starts to scream: BOD, BOD, BOD]

Bret: And tirth. "The history maker"?!?!?! Man you got to be kidding me? I am the only one that is a "history maker" on the ring.

[Massive boos from the crowd]

[Disturbed]

Disturbed- Alright, what is your problem? I mean c'mon, the only history you've ever made is the oldest and most run down wrestler ever to enter a DUEW ring!

*Crowd cheer*

Disturbed- And you think you could beat me 2 v 2? Well let me refresh your memory. YOU HAVE NEVER BEATEN ME!!

*Big cheer*

Disturbwed- I have been the history maker since this business started, and ya' know what? I'm not ready to stop creating history yet!

Brett- What ya gonna do?

Disturbed- Well, if you two aren't too scared, I'll come up against YOU and JOEY for the tag team titles in a handicap match!

Brett- well urr..

Disturbed- C'mon, lets see what you've got!!

[Brett Hart]

Bret: You want it you get it.

[The crowd cheers]

Disturbed: That was your biggest mistake.

Bret: No that was your biggest mistake.

[Disturbed]

Disturbed- Real original, thanks for your input retard!

Joey- Hey, I don't think I'vre had a say in this, but 2 on 1 sounds mighty fun to me!

Disturbed- Oh man you two are gonna get your arses kicked twice as hard for that!

Brett- Why wait till later, lets go right now!

Disturbed- Well stripes, wadda ya say? When can i begin kicking these two's asses?!