Post by Pyro on Oct 14, 2005 20:22:44 GMT 10
[Pyro is in his locker room when Kim enters with a mic]
Kim: Pyro, can I talk to you about the match which you are going to have this Sunday?
Pyro: There is nothing to talk about...
Kim:What do you mean?
Pyro: I mean that the winner of the match is clear...
Kim: And that would be?
Pyro: ME! I am the winner of the fuckin' match!
Kim: What about your opponents?
Pyro: What opponents? I have no opponents!
Kim: The new superstar STone Cold will be there...
Pyro: Stone Cold? What kind of a fucking idiot you have to be in order to have that name... Oh wait... I got it. You have to be a drunken shit as he is and... You have to be waiting the people walking around to beat the shit out of you. I can imagine that little brainless moron walking around and saying: "Give me a beer! Please I'm begging you! Give me a beer or I'll cry!!!!"... Shut the hell up you stupid asshole! No one cares if your name is Stone Cold! No one cares about your tinny little title match and if you win it you can get that new belt and stick it deep in your ass!
Kim: And Lemmy will be there too!
Pyro: What kind of a lame name is Lamme... You think you can sing you damn son of a bitch? Do you? You think you can wrestle? Is that what you think? Let me sing that for you so you'll understand what I am talking about: " I will I will Rock you! Rock you!"... You think that you are cool? Is that what you think coz you're not. You totaly suck... When you look yourself in the mirror every morning you say: "Oh God! Please! I want today to be my first day as a cool guy" and that goes on for forty years now.... Come on... You still believe that God wants you to be cool after he created you that way and he don't respond for 40 years?
Kim: And Joey Malone will be there...
Pyro: Joey Malone? Who the hell is Joey Malone... No one cares if he's gonna be there or not... No one cares if Joey steps in the ring or not... No one cares about the fuckin' moron which his idiotic parents named Joey Malone! He is a fuckin' Italian! I saw his parents a while ago... A figure with moustache came near me and asked: "You are from DUEW, can you tell me some news for my boy - Joey?"... I looked at the figure and said: "I don't know if this is news for you but he is a complete moron"... Then the figure respond: "How dare you? I'll call my husband!"
Kim: Shazzer...
Pyro: Shazzer... He is the only one who won't get punished from me coz I am a human being... I feel pitty for him and the most important thing in this case is the fact that God himself punished him by creating him that way... He is a pure example of ugly son of a bitch... I've heard him saying that he will make his opponent's life hell and he is damn right... Just by taking a picture of himself and putting it in the opponent's locker room he will make him vomit and even fall unconsious on the floor. People who had never seen him ask: "Is he that ugly?" and I respond "No! He is even uglier"
Kim: The living legend Brett Hart...
Pyro: Living legend?!? That's so uncorrect way of presenting him... First of all he is not a living legend but a little son of a bitch walking around in pink clothes looking for a boy friend to fuck him... Secondly he is not living... He is dead from a long time now but he is so stupid that his brain with a size of a nut has not realized it yet...
Kim: Boris Levin who is the biggest...
Pyro: Moron in the federation! He walks around crying for "the love of my life" and cursing Lover... His favourite quote which he is repeating ever since he was 15 is: "Here comes the pain, I have big muscules but God forget to give me brain"! I bet that right now he is watching the show with a stupid look on the face and he can't understand a word of what I'm saying coz he speaks English as a peice of shit... Luckily I knew that was going to happen and I learned it in Russian: "Áîðèñ, òè ñè òúï êàòî ãàëîø"!
Kim: Disturbed will be there and...
Pyro: Disturbed? The same who licks Jonny ass all over the federation? Is that the man we are talking about? The same who tells Jonny when Stripes is going to the toilet: "Jonny please shit in my mouth it will be such an honour for me"!!! That one? And you think that he is a danger to the one and only Pyro? The same Disturbed which is one big peice of shit and nothing more nothing less than that? The one who is having a gay bar in which all of the gays in Australia drink their beer? He can't wrestle even if his life depended on that!
Kim: Mr. Lover...
Pyro: Mr. Lover? The one who is walking around with nine bitches? He is a little worthless peice of shit with no future and he has the most idiotic title ever! The Aussie title... He is only looking for the guys in the crowd so he and the other bitches will have someone to screw them after the show! I suggest two things to him... Firstly "The nine Lover babes" and Lover should form a stable named "The ten bitches"... And secondly, Mr. Lover should change his name to Mr. GayLover!
Kim: So you think you can win?
Pyro: For sure. Coz when I step on the ring Armagedon will come for these idiots!
Kim: Pyro, can I talk to you about the match which you are going to have this Sunday?
Pyro: There is nothing to talk about...
Kim:What do you mean?
Pyro: I mean that the winner of the match is clear...
Kim: And that would be?
Pyro: ME! I am the winner of the fuckin' match!
Kim: What about your opponents?
Pyro: What opponents? I have no opponents!
Kim: The new superstar STone Cold will be there...
Pyro: Stone Cold? What kind of a fucking idiot you have to be in order to have that name... Oh wait... I got it. You have to be a drunken shit as he is and... You have to be waiting the people walking around to beat the shit out of you. I can imagine that little brainless moron walking around and saying: "Give me a beer! Please I'm begging you! Give me a beer or I'll cry!!!!"... Shut the hell up you stupid asshole! No one cares if your name is Stone Cold! No one cares about your tinny little title match and if you win it you can get that new belt and stick it deep in your ass!
Kim: And Lemmy will be there too!
Pyro: What kind of a lame name is Lamme... You think you can sing you damn son of a bitch? Do you? You think you can wrestle? Is that what you think? Let me sing that for you so you'll understand what I am talking about: " I will I will Rock you! Rock you!"... You think that you are cool? Is that what you think coz you're not. You totaly suck... When you look yourself in the mirror every morning you say: "Oh God! Please! I want today to be my first day as a cool guy" and that goes on for forty years now.... Come on... You still believe that God wants you to be cool after he created you that way and he don't respond for 40 years?
Kim: And Joey Malone will be there...
Pyro: Joey Malone? Who the hell is Joey Malone... No one cares if he's gonna be there or not... No one cares if Joey steps in the ring or not... No one cares about the fuckin' moron which his idiotic parents named Joey Malone! He is a fuckin' Italian! I saw his parents a while ago... A figure with moustache came near me and asked: "You are from DUEW, can you tell me some news for my boy - Joey?"... I looked at the figure and said: "I don't know if this is news for you but he is a complete moron"... Then the figure respond: "How dare you? I'll call my husband!"
Kim: Shazzer...
Pyro: Shazzer... He is the only one who won't get punished from me coz I am a human being... I feel pitty for him and the most important thing in this case is the fact that God himself punished him by creating him that way... He is a pure example of ugly son of a bitch... I've heard him saying that he will make his opponent's life hell and he is damn right... Just by taking a picture of himself and putting it in the opponent's locker room he will make him vomit and even fall unconsious on the floor. People who had never seen him ask: "Is he that ugly?" and I respond "No! He is even uglier"
Kim: The living legend Brett Hart...
Pyro: Living legend?!? That's so uncorrect way of presenting him... First of all he is not a living legend but a little son of a bitch walking around in pink clothes looking for a boy friend to fuck him... Secondly he is not living... He is dead from a long time now but he is so stupid that his brain with a size of a nut has not realized it yet...
Kim: Boris Levin who is the biggest...
Pyro: Moron in the federation! He walks around crying for "the love of my life" and cursing Lover... His favourite quote which he is repeating ever since he was 15 is: "Here comes the pain, I have big muscules but God forget to give me brain"! I bet that right now he is watching the show with a stupid look on the face and he can't understand a word of what I'm saying coz he speaks English as a peice of shit... Luckily I knew that was going to happen and I learned it in Russian: "Áîðèñ, òè ñè òúï êàòî ãàëîø"!
Kim: Disturbed will be there and...
Pyro: Disturbed? The same who licks Jonny ass all over the federation? Is that the man we are talking about? The same who tells Jonny when Stripes is going to the toilet: "Jonny please shit in my mouth it will be such an honour for me"!!! That one? And you think that he is a danger to the one and only Pyro? The same Disturbed which is one big peice of shit and nothing more nothing less than that? The one who is having a gay bar in which all of the gays in Australia drink their beer? He can't wrestle even if his life depended on that!
Kim: Mr. Lover...
Pyro: Mr. Lover? The one who is walking around with nine bitches? He is a little worthless peice of shit with no future and he has the most idiotic title ever! The Aussie title... He is only looking for the guys in the crowd so he and the other bitches will have someone to screw them after the show! I suggest two things to him... Firstly "The nine Lover babes" and Lover should form a stable named "The ten bitches"... And secondly, Mr. Lover should change his name to Mr. GayLover!
Kim: So you think you can win?
Pyro: For sure. Coz when I step on the ring Armagedon will come for these idiots!
