Luda
Level 3
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Post by Luda on Dec 5, 2005 13:51:40 GMT 10
[Luda’s music this the speakers and he comes down to the ring wearing a black fur coat, with a gold hat, purple feather and silver sparkling pants, wearing his signature gold sunglasses that have Luda written down the side. He also has a silver cane. His tag title is around his waist and there are mixed reactions from the crowd. He gets down to the ring and grabs a mic]
Luda: Here I am, the number one contender for the WHT, the fastest rising superstar in DUEW history as well as the most attractive, dog! And despite all this, the big man up top, Mr. Howard, puts me in a friggin’ TAG MATCH with that no-hoper Lover!
[Crowd booo]
Luda: Against some has-beens called Ballistic and Hare!
[Huge booo!]
Luda: It’s true! I mean would it be so hard to give me a singles match? All I’ve gotten so far here in DUEW are tag matches, or battle royals! Quite frankly I find it boring as bat shit, playa!
[Huge boo]
Luda: You haven’t even let me tag with someone else other than that traitor Lover!
[Luda spits on the ground and the crowd start chanting “Luda sucks”]
Luda: God, you lot are as bad as those whining as wrestlers! Quite frankly, I’m glad I left you all behind! Leaving no-hopers behind is the ultimate reason I am where I am now!
[Booo]
Luda: I left the fans behind and most importantly I left that pathetic excuse for a wrestler Lover behind!
[Another boo]
Luda: Quite frankly Lover, the only reason I want to beat Ballistic and Hare is for my gain only! To continue my winning streak! Lover, all you will be in this match is a distraction!
[Huge booo]
Luda: Quite frankly, the sooner we loose these titles, the quicker I get away from you! Because you are a useless team player, it is always up to me to hold the fort, to keep these titles around our waist! So if any team up there thinks they are good enough to beat me, Luda, in what is practically a handicap match, then come down here!
[Crowd let out a huge booo]
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Mr. Lover
Level 8
The Cazanova of DUEW!
Posts: 460
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Post by Mr. Lover on Dec 6, 2005 8:19:24 GMT 10
[The hall is lightened by many lights in different colors. After the music starts Mr. Lover comes out attended by 9 beautiful ladies. He pose on the ramp, step on the ring and all ladies start to dance. Mr. Lover greet the audience from the top rope under many fireworks and he start to dance with the ladies. After few moments the music stop and the ladies kiss him for good luck. The ladies go back stage. Mr. Lover gets a mic and starts talking.] Mr. Lover: Hey, YOOOO! [The audience cheers.] Mr. Lover: Whats up champ? [The audience cheers.] Mr. Lover: I was sitting back stage. And I was wondering .... How stupid can you get? [The audience cheers.] Mr. Lover: In the begging you souled know that if you are a tag team champ you are going to be only in tag matches because the millions wants it! [The audience cheers.] Mr. Lover: Second of all we should get clear for one thing, dog. In our match vs. Balistic and Matt Hair we both are going to need changes. Showing your idiotic way to the audience whit out tagging with me is one thing but letting the team down is another ting.... Luda: I though you are not all about winning. Mr. Lover: I am not! But I give 100% in the matches and I am doing it because I know the crowd likes it! [The audience cheers.] Mr. Lover: You don't wanna stop winning, I wanna make show for the millions. We both can do what we want only if we team up. [Lover stretches his right hand] Mr. Lover: What say you on that? [Luda seems to wondering a little.] Mr. Lover: Come on! Thats the only way! [Luda shakes hands with Lover. The audience is confuse.] Mr. Lover: Oh and forget to tell you. the single matches are only for the stars that can make the match look good, not for no-hopers and wanna-bees.  [The audience cheers.] OOC- You can attack if you want. Lover is making a fool out of Luda. |
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Luda
Level 3
Posts: 36
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Post by Luda on Dec 6, 2005 14:55:07 GMT 10
[Luda smiles and Lover looks at him oddly. Luda is still holding Lover’s hand and it’s obvious he is tightening his grip as Lover looks down at his hand and shows a hint of pain.]
Luda: I forgot to tell you something too. Never be so trusting as to let someone such as my self, a WHT contender, shake your hand!
[With this Luda squeezes Lover’s hand and Lover pulls away, in pain. Luda then picks Lover up, and drops him on his head. He then pulls a five dollar note out, lighs it on fire, puts it on Lover and stamps it out]
Luda: Hope you like my new move – I call it the P.I.M.P bomb, biatch!
[Luda’s music starts and he walks off laughing, as the crowd boo him all the way back up the ramp]
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Post by jimmy on Dec 6, 2005 15:09:17 GMT 10
I started to right this before ludas post, so please just prtend he is still in the ring
Shadow on the Sun hits the speakers and Lance and Jimmy come down the ramp to thunderous boos. The both get into the ring, with mics.
Lance: Well well well what do we have hear.
Jimmy: Looks like trouble in paradise to me.
Lance: How much longer are these two gonna be wearing the gold.
Jimmy: By my count 19 days.
Jimmy and lace aprocah lover and begin to circle him.
Lance: Enjoy them lover, cause after that your never getting this back.
Jimmy snatches lovers title off him and puts it around lances waist. Lance shoves Lover back to the ground, they both walk over to luda. Lance stands next to him looking triumphant.
Jimmy: Now that’s a sight too see.
Lance: you bet ya.
Jimmy: Lance and Luda, tag team champeions.
Lance: And you know what Luda, it could be aranged.
Jimmy: You trough your match next week, and the title I win, I will put it straight back around your waist.
#TBC by Luda ONLY#
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Luda
Level 3
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Post by Luda on Dec 6, 2005 19:14:08 GMT 10
[Luda looks around, obviously considering his decision. He looks at Lance and Jimmy, and then looks at Lover, lying on the ground, rubbing his head.]
Luda: So let me get this straight, dogg, You're telling me that if I throw this match and you two win...
Jimmy: When us two win
Luda: Yer, when you two win - I'll be free of this no hoper but still a tag champ?
Lance: That's what were saying
Luda: You mean I'll be free of this friggin' moron who has been aboard my victory train simply for the spoils?
Jimmy: You betch-ya
Lance: You're saying that this stupid ass who doesn't care about winning, but only about what the fans want will no longer bask in the rays of my victories
Lance- Yep!
Lance: Then you know what I gotta say - HELL YES!
[Huge boooo from the crowd]
Jimmy- Good choice, dude!
[All three men shake hands and embrase. They all begin to leave the ring together. Just as they are getting out, Luda turns back around and towers over lover]
Luda: Ha! look at you you pathetic excuse for a wrestler. You are a smear on the udnerpants of wrestling, Lover! You are as useless as chocolate to a computer! You are as weak as a flea and you are as slow as a tortoise. The sooner we break up, the better! the REAL L & L will be formed in a matter of 19 days, so use tem wisely, Lover, as it's going to be the last 19 days you ever experience gold aroudn your waist!
[Luda's music starts and he spits on Lover's face as Luda, Lance and jimmy all exit the ring together, laughing.]
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Post by Stone Cold on Dec 6, 2005 22:25:29 GMT 10
[As they are leaving under the crowd boos and celebrating the sound of a broken glass hits the hall and Lemmy and Stone Cold come out as the crowd cheer. They are holding mics in thier hands and they look at the other three...]
Lemmy: what do we have here?
[The crowd cheer]
SCSA: Seems to me like a bunch of loosers...
[Jimmy, Lance and Luda are pissed and the crowd cheer]
Lemmy: Yep! That's right! No wait see... One of them is our tag team champion....
SCSA: Yeah... I don't give a shit! He is a stupid animal anyway... As are his buddies...
[The crowd cheer]
Lemmy: Excuse my partner the lack of beer isn't doing him any good. He wanted to point out that the three of you are untalented idiots with funny faces and so weak that even a girl can beat ya!
[The crowd cheer as Jimmy, Lance and Luda are pissed]
SCSA: What do you think you are doing fuckers?
[The crowd cheer]
Lemmy: Austin, stop with that...
SCSA: You are right! They aren't fuckers! They haven't fucked even one single...
[The crowd cheer]
Lemmy: We got your point! But how comes that they are so brave to attack a one light heavyweight wrestler?!?
SCSA: Their fathers ran away from their mothers and they didn't get enough beating when they were little! But we can fix that... Don't look at me with that idiotic look on your face, Luda! You know since you are forming a new L & L I have a name for you! Looser and Looser!
[The crowd cheer]
Lemmy: My partner means that...
SCSA: You three are stupid animals!
[The crowd cheer]
Lemmy: Didn't I told you not to use that?
SCSA: Okay, you are as smart as horse's ass!
[The crowd cheer and the three young superstars are pissed]
SCSA: Now, wait here I have a special suprise for ya!
[Austin goes backstage and only after a second he come out with two steel chairs as the crowd cheer he gives one of them to Lemmy]
SCSA: Now give me one good reason why we shouldn't crack your skulls with these chairs! You beated a man from your team! You are acting like idiots and you think you are undefeatable!
Jimmy: Yeah! But if we don't compete at G vs. H then team Genesis is going to lose! You know why? Because if we don't compete Lover won't be able to beat the legendary Ballistic and Hare! Stripes and Nicho will have easy victories for team Holoucast and that makes three wins for Holoucast! Do you really think you can win without us?
SCSA: You got your point!
[The crowd seem disappointed.]
SCSA: But I don't give a shit!
[The crowd cheer]
Lemmy: You three better run coz he is getting all worked up and he is now going to start calling everyone bitch and smack everything he sees with that chair!
[The crowd cheer as Austin smacks the chair in the ground and turns to Lemmy]
Austin: What you are talking 'bout, bitch?
[The crowd laughs as Jimmy, Lance and Luda seem confused]
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Post by Damien Porter on Dec 7, 2005 11:09:00 GMT 10
You are as useless as chocolate to a computer! GOLD PURE GOLD Please tell me everybody knows where he got this from. |
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Luda
Level 3
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Post by Luda on Dec 7, 2005 13:31:54 GMT 10
lol thought ud like it
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