Post by Angie Ryker on Dec 7, 2005 19:28:49 GMT 10
[The scene opens up backstage, with a DUEW interviewer in main focus. He clears his throat, and begins speaking.]
DUEW Interviewer: I am here along side a very high profile superstar here in DUEW, someone who will surely make an impact at our next pay per view, Genesis Versus Holocaust, a recently returned Ahn --
Angie Ryker: DON'T DO IT. Don't say my name, for 1. You're not worthy of being able to speak it.. you're lucky I'm even standing next to you right now, and 2. These people already know who the hell I am.. and if you don't.. I'll remind you. I was the first person to make the DUEW Deathmatch Championship change hands from its first holder, Disturbed. I went on to become the DUEW World Heavyweight Champion. I dominated this company, I brought in what DUEW was missing, I am the most recognised person in this damn federation and I am greatness summed up into two words - Angie Ryker.
[She smiles and the crowd boo's. The interview continues on.]
DUEW Interviewer: Yes, you did make a big impact here. You left DUEW awhile back however.. why?
Angie Ryker: Why did I leave? Well, have you ever heard of a promotion called oh I don't know, WWE? Yeah, that's right, World Wrestling Enteh -- actually, no, they don't deserve free plugging by me. I got offered a contract with many 'a zero in its paycheck. So I decided that I'd go to a place where I could take my career to new heights and truly prove that I am who I claim to be. Going overseas to do this was a great plan at the time.
DUEW Interviewer: So if you were being offered a contract in a majorly established federation, why have you returned?
Angie Ryker: I don't know if you have ever watched any of their shows, but all the divas do is just parade around in their bikinis, showing as much skin as they can. I'm not about that. I'm about something that's now rare.. W-R-E-S-T-L-I-N-G, wrestling.
[Some fans are heard applauding.. that's about to change.]
Angie Ryker: So then I thought about it. Would I rather run around the ring for people to perve on me for more dosh or actually get to wrestle, even if it is for the piece-of-shit fans of DUEW. But y'know, that's all well and good, cause I went right up to the boss man there, told him to shove the contract where the sun don't shine before I had signed it and got the hell outta there. That doesn't mean I miss the dindgy arenas that DUEW is hosted in, but y'know, atleast I can kick ass out in that ring, as opposed to showing ass.
DUEW Interviewer: Fair enough, fair enough. Your opponent for the upcoming pay per view, Genesis Versus Holocaust.. uhhh..
Angie Ryker: Don't worry, I reacted the same way. That Hobo guy's still around? Jeez. I guess they need me to take out the trash in this case, because of course and like always, I'm the only one who can do it. They always run to me to fix their problems. Always.
DUEW Interviewer: Uhuh, well he hasn't bothered anyone else around here except for you. What's your history like with this guy, and why do you feel it's appropriate that you be the one to face him at the pay per view?
Angie Ryker: Honestly I don't think this match should be happening at Genesis Versus Holocaust. I could have a rematch with the bastard in a living room. The history behind this is that the little bugger has rung in, SEVERAL TIMES in my life. Just at any moment he could appear and fuck everything up, and he's done it before. I don't want that to happen again. If my return to DUEW pay per view is against that faggot, so be it, because I'll give him a beating that not you nor him will ever forget. Because I, truly am, just too.. fuckin'.... GOOD.
[Angie slaps the microphone out of the interviewers hand, laughs a bit and walks off the scene. Fade away..]
OOC: Yes yes, I did ramble a little bit.. but oh well.
I'll try and get another RP in before deadline. 
DUEW Interviewer: I am here along side a very high profile superstar here in DUEW, someone who will surely make an impact at our next pay per view, Genesis Versus Holocaust, a recently returned Ahn --
Angie Ryker: DON'T DO IT. Don't say my name, for 1. You're not worthy of being able to speak it.. you're lucky I'm even standing next to you right now, and 2. These people already know who the hell I am.. and if you don't.. I'll remind you. I was the first person to make the DUEW Deathmatch Championship change hands from its first holder, Disturbed. I went on to become the DUEW World Heavyweight Champion. I dominated this company, I brought in what DUEW was missing, I am the most recognised person in this damn federation and I am greatness summed up into two words - Angie Ryker.
[She smiles and the crowd boo's. The interview continues on.]
DUEW Interviewer: Yes, you did make a big impact here. You left DUEW awhile back however.. why?
Angie Ryker: Why did I leave? Well, have you ever heard of a promotion called oh I don't know, WWE? Yeah, that's right, World Wrestling Enteh -- actually, no, they don't deserve free plugging by me. I got offered a contract with many 'a zero in its paycheck. So I decided that I'd go to a place where I could take my career to new heights and truly prove that I am who I claim to be. Going overseas to do this was a great plan at the time.
DUEW Interviewer: So if you were being offered a contract in a majorly established federation, why have you returned?
Angie Ryker: I don't know if you have ever watched any of their shows, but all the divas do is just parade around in their bikinis, showing as much skin as they can. I'm not about that. I'm about something that's now rare.. W-R-E-S-T-L-I-N-G, wrestling.
[Some fans are heard applauding.. that's about to change.]
Angie Ryker: So then I thought about it. Would I rather run around the ring for people to perve on me for more dosh or actually get to wrestle, even if it is for the piece-of-shit fans of DUEW. But y'know, that's all well and good, cause I went right up to the boss man there, told him to shove the contract where the sun don't shine before I had signed it and got the hell outta there. That doesn't mean I miss the dindgy arenas that DUEW is hosted in, but y'know, atleast I can kick ass out in that ring, as opposed to showing ass.
DUEW Interviewer: Fair enough, fair enough. Your opponent for the upcoming pay per view, Genesis Versus Holocaust.. uhhh..
Angie Ryker: Don't worry, I reacted the same way. That Hobo guy's still around? Jeez. I guess they need me to take out the trash in this case, because of course and like always, I'm the only one who can do it. They always run to me to fix their problems. Always.
DUEW Interviewer: Uhuh, well he hasn't bothered anyone else around here except for you. What's your history like with this guy, and why do you feel it's appropriate that you be the one to face him at the pay per view?
Angie Ryker: Honestly I don't think this match should be happening at Genesis Versus Holocaust. I could have a rematch with the bastard in a living room. The history behind this is that the little bugger has rung in, SEVERAL TIMES in my life. Just at any moment he could appear and fuck everything up, and he's done it before. I don't want that to happen again. If my return to DUEW pay per view is against that faggot, so be it, because I'll give him a beating that not you nor him will ever forget. Because I, truly am, just too.. fuckin'.... GOOD.
[Angie slaps the microphone out of the interviewers hand, laughs a bit and walks off the scene. Fade away..]
OOC: Yes yes, I did ramble a little bit.. but oh well.
I'll try and get another RP in before deadline. 
