Post by Disturbed on Dec 7, 2005 19:44:35 GMT 10
*BOD’s music hits the system and Disturbed and animal come strutting down to the ring. Animal is wearing a shirt, with a picture of him on the front and writing on the back saying “The Animal’s unleashed and ready to feast!” Disturbed is wearing a very similar shirt, only his picture is on the front and the writing on the back says “Giving pain a whole new name!” The crowd erupt in cheers when the two emerge and Disturbed raises his deathmatch title high above his head. They then run down the ramp, on either side, giving high fives to each fan as they pass. They also run around the ring and cross paths, still giving high fives. They finally get into the ring, grab a mic each and wait for their music to die down*
Animal- Well My Animal Lover’s…
*Massive cheer*
Disturbed- And my DISTURBED ONE’S!
*Massive cheer, B-O-D chant starts*
Animal- We have quite a match this week at Holocaust annihilating Gen… Whoops, I mean holocaust VS genesis…
*Crowd laugh and cheer*
Disturbed- Damn right we do. The best tag team ever to grace the DUEW stage will be pit against two of the loudest mouthed, drunkest…
*Disturbed glances at Animal*
Disturbed- Well almost drunkest wrestlers in DUEW!
*Crowd boo*
Disturbed- Yer that’s damn right you should be booing! My brother and I have been pit against a wanna-bee rockstar…
*Crowd booo*
Disturbed- And some drunken has-been from WWE!
*The crowd let out an enormous boo as Jonny and Disturbed spit on the ground*
Animal- But is that really who we are coming up against? I think there is much more to it than just a partnership…take a look.
*The titantron rolls slow motions scenes of lemmy and stone cold hugging and kissing each others cheeks when they were drunk, slapping each other on the ass after lifting some weights and also finishing each others sentences*
*Animal and Disturbed, as well as all the fans are on the floor laughing*
Disturbed- Those two look more like a pair of young lovers than young wrestlers!
*Crowd laugh and cheer again*
Animal- Let’s just say they’ve had a lot of practice at “Tag team matches”
*Crowd and Animal and Disturbed erupt with laughter again*
Disturbed- Now I’m guessing thesae two are absolutely wasted, so let’s go have a look at what’s going on in there locker room right now, compliments of my dastardly dizzy spy camera…
*Crowd cheer as scenes from the locker room open. SCSA and lemmy are both obviously drunk, jumping around. Lemmy then stops suddenly and spews all over the floor. SCSA go grabs a towel for hi mand wipes his mouth*
Disturbed- Hahaha, look at that, how cute…
*The titantron continues to roll. Lemmy grabs a drink of bourbo and sits down, looking better. Austin then goes knocks on his bathroom door*
Lemmy- Man, coz we can't drink beer, we gotta drink this shit!
Austin- Yo, can you hurry up man…
Mysterious voice – Hold on a sec, man!
Disturbed- WO! The plot thickens…let’s keep watching….
*The door swings open and out crawls Mr.Lover, looked absolutely pissed!*
Disturbed- WOW!! This is intense!
*The crowd all start laughing and ooing and arghhing at the screen*
Austin- What the hell are those fans going on about? They are yelling and screaming like there’s no tomorrow!
Lemmy- Wow, shiny thingey…
*Lemmy is playing with the hidden camera. The fans are laughing their heads off. Austin looks over in alarm!*
Austin- What the hell is this! Holy shit, it’s a friggin’ camera – c’mon fellas, follow me!
*Austin walks, lemmy staggers and Lover’s crawls outta the locker room.*
Disturbed- Yo ,my disturbed ones…
*Crowd cheer*
Disturbed- Looks like we’re about to get some company! So when these tree emerge, show them the disturbed level of respect!
*The sound of glass breaking is heard and out come SCSA and lemmy, with lover trailing behind. They are obviously pissed, both angrily and literally. They are both stumbling everywhere, each still holding a jim beam*
*The crowd let out a huge boo and a fag-gots cheers starts*
Lemmy- Why I outta KiCk your butts-holers right now you stuwwwpid tag team!
Disturbed- Yo Austin, can you take care of your bitch? The light weight looks like he’s going to vomit all over my Disturbed ones!
*The crowd once again erupts with laughter
SCSA- You think were the fags, then what the hell you doin’ puttin’ them cameras in our locker room!
Disturbed- The real question is, what are 3 pissed, half naked guys doing in your locker room…
*The crowd erupts with laughter. Animal quickly runs out through the crowd…*
Austin- Where’s your bro goin?
Disturbed- How the hell would I know?
*About 30 seconds of bickering goes on, until the titantron flashes back up again, inside the locker room. Someone is fiddling with the camera. As he steps away, it is obvious it is Animal! The crowd lets out a huge cheer!*
SCSA- What the hell is he doing?
Disturbed- Let’s watch shall we…
Animal- Yo, this place stinks! You he-she’s have been doing something rancid in here!
Lemmy- Yo shut urrrp or I’ll break yourrrr friggin neck!
*Animal snoops around a little more, and then heads into the bathroom. He runs out, disgusted!*
Animal- Bloody hell! Lover you freak this better not be yours!
*He re-enters the bathroom and grabs a magazine!*
Lover- Oh shit!
Animal- Dude, this is a friggin’ porno!
*The crowd erupts with laughter. SCSA and Lemmy glare at Lover…*
Lover- I, errmmm…got bored.
Animal- Haha! And WHAT a porn – “Cellulite Sally” – Dude that’s disgusting!
*The crowd erupts with laughter again and Lover goes very read, SCSA and lemmy still glaring at him.*
Animal – hmm, one of these pages is stuck together...let’s see here I’ll just rip it a little, ARRGHHHH!
*Animal drops the magazine, obviously disgusted! Lover goes even more red!*
Animal –I really did not want to know WHY it was stuck together!
Disturbed- Well at least one of us got “The job” done tonight…
*The crowd once again roar with laughter!*
Animal- And that’s not all, take a look at this!
*Animal grabs the small camera and points it at the magazine. The page that was stuck together was zoomed in on. The resolution clears up, and it is obvious that the picture is for a men’s underwear add, with a male model on it!*
Disturbed- WO O O O!
Lover- I just didn’t wanna wreck the other pages, I swear!
*The crowd and wrestlers can’t stop laughing. SCSA and lemmy sit looking disgusted at Lover!*
Disturbed- Well folks, that’s all we have time for…
Animal- Wait, there’s something else!
*Animal is holding a bra in his hand!*
SCSA- Thank God, Lover, at least you aren’t gay!
Animal- No no, wait. Look at this tag!
*The camera zooms in on the bra and in big black bold letters “Mr. Lover” is written on the bra!*
*The crowd erupt with laughter and SCSA and Lemmy both edge away from Lover!*
Lover- That’s one of my babies, I swear!
Disturbed- You’re one sick SOB, Lover boy! Now I’ll let you three sought this out – I got places to see and people to do – Oh and Lover, don’t get any ideas!
*The crowd laugh and laugh and laugh. Disturbed’s music starts and he walks off, meeting up with Animal. He brushes past the three men. Lover is continually letting SCSA and Lemmy know that he was framed and that it is all bullshit. The scene fades*
OOC- plz dunt take offense, i kno ur not gay, u can prove it was a set up and u can hit or hurt disturbed.
Animal- Well My Animal Lover’s…
*Massive cheer*
Disturbed- And my DISTURBED ONE’S!
*Massive cheer, B-O-D chant starts*
Animal- We have quite a match this week at Holocaust annihilating Gen… Whoops, I mean holocaust VS genesis…
*Crowd laugh and cheer*
Disturbed- Damn right we do. The best tag team ever to grace the DUEW stage will be pit against two of the loudest mouthed, drunkest…
*Disturbed glances at Animal*
Disturbed- Well almost drunkest wrestlers in DUEW!
*Crowd boo*
Disturbed- Yer that’s damn right you should be booing! My brother and I have been pit against a wanna-bee rockstar…
*Crowd booo*
Disturbed- And some drunken has-been from WWE!
*The crowd let out an enormous boo as Jonny and Disturbed spit on the ground*
Animal- But is that really who we are coming up against? I think there is much more to it than just a partnership…take a look.
*The titantron rolls slow motions scenes of lemmy and stone cold hugging and kissing each others cheeks when they were drunk, slapping each other on the ass after lifting some weights and also finishing each others sentences*
*Animal and Disturbed, as well as all the fans are on the floor laughing*
Disturbed- Those two look more like a pair of young lovers than young wrestlers!
*Crowd laugh and cheer again*
Animal- Let’s just say they’ve had a lot of practice at “Tag team matches”
*Crowd and Animal and Disturbed erupt with laughter again*
Disturbed- Now I’m guessing thesae two are absolutely wasted, so let’s go have a look at what’s going on in there locker room right now, compliments of my dastardly dizzy spy camera…
*Crowd cheer as scenes from the locker room open. SCSA and lemmy are both obviously drunk, jumping around. Lemmy then stops suddenly and spews all over the floor. SCSA go grabs a towel for hi mand wipes his mouth*
Disturbed- Hahaha, look at that, how cute…
*The titantron continues to roll. Lemmy grabs a drink of bourbo and sits down, looking better. Austin then goes knocks on his bathroom door*
Lemmy- Man, coz we can't drink beer, we gotta drink this shit!
Austin- Yo, can you hurry up man…
Mysterious voice – Hold on a sec, man!
Disturbed- WO! The plot thickens…let’s keep watching….
*The door swings open and out crawls Mr.Lover, looked absolutely pissed!*
Disturbed- WOW!! This is intense!
*The crowd all start laughing and ooing and arghhing at the screen*
Austin- What the hell are those fans going on about? They are yelling and screaming like there’s no tomorrow!
Lemmy- Wow, shiny thingey…
*Lemmy is playing with the hidden camera. The fans are laughing their heads off. Austin looks over in alarm!*
Austin- What the hell is this! Holy shit, it’s a friggin’ camera – c’mon fellas, follow me!
*Austin walks, lemmy staggers and Lover’s crawls outta the locker room.*
Disturbed- Yo ,my disturbed ones…
*Crowd cheer*
Disturbed- Looks like we’re about to get some company! So when these tree emerge, show them the disturbed level of respect!
*The sound of glass breaking is heard and out come SCSA and lemmy, with lover trailing behind. They are obviously pissed, both angrily and literally. They are both stumbling everywhere, each still holding a jim beam*
*The crowd let out a huge boo and a fag-gots cheers starts*
Lemmy- Why I outta KiCk your butts-holers right now you stuwwwpid tag team!
Disturbed- Yo Austin, can you take care of your bitch? The light weight looks like he’s going to vomit all over my Disturbed ones!
*The crowd once again erupts with laughter
SCSA- You think were the fags, then what the hell you doin’ puttin’ them cameras in our locker room!
Disturbed- The real question is, what are 3 pissed, half naked guys doing in your locker room…
*The crowd erupts with laughter. Animal quickly runs out through the crowd…*
Austin- Where’s your bro goin?
Disturbed- How the hell would I know?
*About 30 seconds of bickering goes on, until the titantron flashes back up again, inside the locker room. Someone is fiddling with the camera. As he steps away, it is obvious it is Animal! The crowd lets out a huge cheer!*
SCSA- What the hell is he doing?
Disturbed- Let’s watch shall we…
Animal- Yo, this place stinks! You he-she’s have been doing something rancid in here!
Lemmy- Yo shut urrrp or I’ll break yourrrr friggin neck!
*Animal snoops around a little more, and then heads into the bathroom. He runs out, disgusted!*
Animal- Bloody hell! Lover you freak this better not be yours!
*He re-enters the bathroom and grabs a magazine!*
Lover- Oh shit!
Animal- Dude, this is a friggin’ porno!
*The crowd erupts with laughter. SCSA and Lemmy glare at Lover…*
Lover- I, errmmm…got bored.
Animal- Haha! And WHAT a porn – “Cellulite Sally” – Dude that’s disgusting!
*The crowd erupts with laughter again and Lover goes very read, SCSA and lemmy still glaring at him.*
Animal – hmm, one of these pages is stuck together...let’s see here I’ll just rip it a little, ARRGHHHH!
*Animal drops the magazine, obviously disgusted! Lover goes even more red!*
Animal –I really did not want to know WHY it was stuck together!
Disturbed- Well at least one of us got “The job” done tonight…
*The crowd once again roar with laughter!*
Animal- And that’s not all, take a look at this!
*Animal grabs the small camera and points it at the magazine. The page that was stuck together was zoomed in on. The resolution clears up, and it is obvious that the picture is for a men’s underwear add, with a male model on it!*
Disturbed- WO O O O!
Lover- I just didn’t wanna wreck the other pages, I swear!
*The crowd and wrestlers can’t stop laughing. SCSA and lemmy sit looking disgusted at Lover!*
Disturbed- Well folks, that’s all we have time for…
Animal- Wait, there’s something else!
*Animal is holding a bra in his hand!*
SCSA- Thank God, Lover, at least you aren’t gay!
Animal- No no, wait. Look at this tag!
*The camera zooms in on the bra and in big black bold letters “Mr. Lover” is written on the bra!*
*The crowd erupt with laughter and SCSA and Lemmy both edge away from Lover!*
Lover- That’s one of my babies, I swear!
Disturbed- You’re one sick SOB, Lover boy! Now I’ll let you three sought this out – I got places to see and people to do – Oh and Lover, don’t get any ideas!
*The crowd laugh and laugh and laugh. Disturbed’s music starts and he walks off, meeting up with Animal. He brushes past the three men. Lover is continually letting SCSA and Lemmy know that he was framed and that it is all bullshit. The scene fades*
OOC- plz dunt take offense, i kno ur not gay, u can prove it was a set up and u can hit or hurt disturbed.
You are making our match hard to be won by me. BU I'll do my best ;D
