Post by Matt Hare on Dec 7, 2005 21:02:13 GMT 10
**The crowd is awaiting the next segment quietly when, all of a sudden, the arena goes purple, then green, then orange and then pitch black. A clip then begins to play on the screen. It shows a picture of a brown hare, followed by the individual letters M-O-N-E-Y. Videos of Matt 'The Money' Hare doing The Hare Cut, Falling Cash and SSP's begins to play with a fast version of "Alright" by Supergrass playing in the background. When the video finishes, a green light in the shape of a dollar sign shines at the top of the ramp, and then starts making its way to the ring, when it reaches the bottom of the ramp the lights go on and in the middle of the ring, lying on a maroon bed, wearing a maroon suit is Matt 'The Money' Hare. The crowd is mixed with cheers and boo's. Hare picks up a mic, ready to explain why he is here**
Matt Hare: The money....is BACK!
**The crowd, again, is mixed between cheers and boo's**
Matt Hare: I guess you'se are all wondering why I'm here? Well, I'm he.../
**Matt Hare is cut off by "Sex Machine" playing over the speakers and L&L walking out onto the stage**
Mr Lover: Whoa! Wait up there, grandpa! Who ever said you're allowed back on OUR show?
Matt Hare: YOUR show? You're a couple of newbies...this is MY show! Always has been, always will be!
Mr Lover: Shut your mouth, old man. Everyone backstage thinks you're out of date. And these fans know it! So why don't you make your way back home, call Meals-On-Wheels and have a nice little feed while you watch us kick more ass!?
Matt Hare: Out of date? How about you come down here and I'll give you a beating of a lifetime?!
**Lover and Luda start to head down to the wing when "No Chance" hits the speakers and Mr Howard comes out and makes his way down to the ring, standing between L&L and Matt Hare**
Mr Howard: Hold up there, fella's! Now there's no need for a fight. It just so happens that DUEW is having a PPV very soon, called Halocaust vs Genesis. And since you'se are both here - it is the perfect time to add to the card.
Mr Lover: I'll take on this papi any day! It's on!
Mr Howard: Now hold up there, Lover. Who's the one making the matches here?
Mr Lover: You, sir.
Mr Howard: Exactly. Now, I don't think a regular singles match would fit the in-ring return of Matt Hare. And since there's two of you, I'm gonna make a tag team match for Halocaust vs Genesis!
**Crowd cheer**
Mr Lover: A Tag match? Ahh, Hare doesn't have a partner...
Mr Howard: I noticed that, thank you. And that can be fixed. See, there is another certain legend backstage without a match at Genesis vs Halocaust. Now, he and Hare have had their differences in the past, but that doesn't matter. This PPV is all about defending your team, defending your honour. And this man has done plenty of that in the past. So let me introduce to you, Matt Hare's tag partner for the match...he is a former DUEW World Champion......BALLISTIC!
**The crowd go wild as Ballistic comes out and makes his way down to the ring, and shekes the hand of his new tag partner, taking the mic from Mr Lover**
OOC: TBC by Ballistic
Matt Hare: The money....is BACK!
**The crowd, again, is mixed between cheers and boo's**
Matt Hare: I guess you'se are all wondering why I'm here? Well, I'm he.../
**Matt Hare is cut off by "Sex Machine" playing over the speakers and L&L walking out onto the stage**
Mr Lover: Whoa! Wait up there, grandpa! Who ever said you're allowed back on OUR show?
Matt Hare: YOUR show? You're a couple of newbies...this is MY show! Always has been, always will be!
Mr Lover: Shut your mouth, old man. Everyone backstage thinks you're out of date. And these fans know it! So why don't you make your way back home, call Meals-On-Wheels and have a nice little feed while you watch us kick more ass!?
Matt Hare: Out of date? How about you come down here and I'll give you a beating of a lifetime?!
**Lover and Luda start to head down to the wing when "No Chance" hits the speakers and Mr Howard comes out and makes his way down to the ring, standing between L&L and Matt Hare**
Mr Howard: Hold up there, fella's! Now there's no need for a fight. It just so happens that DUEW is having a PPV very soon, called Halocaust vs Genesis. And since you'se are both here - it is the perfect time to add to the card.
Mr Lover: I'll take on this papi any day! It's on!
Mr Howard: Now hold up there, Lover. Who's the one making the matches here?
Mr Lover: You, sir.
Mr Howard: Exactly. Now, I don't think a regular singles match would fit the in-ring return of Matt Hare. And since there's two of you, I'm gonna make a tag team match for Halocaust vs Genesis!
**Crowd cheer**
Mr Lover: A Tag match? Ahh, Hare doesn't have a partner...
Mr Howard: I noticed that, thank you. And that can be fixed. See, there is another certain legend backstage without a match at Genesis vs Halocaust. Now, he and Hare have had their differences in the past, but that doesn't matter. This PPV is all about defending your team, defending your honour. And this man has done plenty of that in the past. So let me introduce to you, Matt Hare's tag partner for the match...he is a former DUEW World Champion......BALLISTIC!
**The crowd go wild as Ballistic comes out and makes his way down to the ring, and shekes the hand of his new tag partner, taking the mic from Mr Lover**
OOC: TBC by Ballistic
