Post by Pyro on Dec 9, 2005 7:56:31 GMT 10
[The ring is properly decorated and Pyro is standing in its middle as always. The crowd boo]
Pyro: You know people? I'm getting sick of you!
[The crowd boo]
Pyro: And I am not the only one. Your lifes and husbands are getting sick of you... Even your kids are getting sick of you!
[The crowd boo]
Pyro: America is sick of protecting you when you do something wrong!
[The crowd boo louder this time]
Pyro: I'm not going to lose more time. It's not worthy! You are filthy animals and you'll remain ones till the day of your death!
[The crowd boo]
Pyro: I'm advancing futher in my show after I welcomed you...
[The crowd boo]
Pyro: And here comes the report from the last week Sunburn!
[The crowd cheer and chant: LOOSER LOOSER LOOSER]
Pyro: This past week I've been through much! So had the others... Even though I lost...
[The crowd cheer]
Pyro: Even though I lost there were...
[The crowd cheer]
Pyro: Lets just say that some good things happened to DUEW this past week! First and most important of all we got a great wrestler back on the ring...
[The crowd cheer]
Pyro: A DUEW Hall of Famer got back after a long absence!
[The crowd starts chanting HARE HARE HARE HARE]
Pyro: I'm not talking bout this peice of shit! I'm talking about the beauty herself - Angie Ryker!
[The crowd boo]
Pyro: That's right! She is the best thing to ever happen to DUEW... After me of course!
[The crowd boo again]
Pyro: Last week we had some small matches and they were all nothing special and I won't lose my time in reporting them...
[The crowd boo]
Pyro: Actually the only match that matter and made some sence was the Main Event... In which I took part...
[The crowd boo]
Pyro: Lance... Nicho Z... They were both eliminated and it all came to me and Dizz...
[The crowd cheer and chant Disturb]
Pyro: I have to admit that I never really expected him to do that but... He cheated...
[The crowd boo]
Pyro: That's right he could never beat me 1 vs. 1 so he cheated... He grabbed my ears and that was unfair... He did not deserved that win at all...
[The crowd boo]
Pyro: But that is in the past... Lets look in the future where I take his title as a punishment for that cheating...
[The crowd boo]
Pyro: Lets look in the closer future where I beat the hell out of my so called boss Mr.H!
[The crowd boo]
Pyro: He is an example to follow... An idol... He represents everything Australian...
[Pyro imitates crying as the crowd is wondering what is going on]
Pyro: He have the perfect kids! Please show the picture...
[As Pyro is still pretending to be crying on the titantron is shown a picture of MrH's kids with handcuffs on their hands dressed in jail uniform! The crowd boo]
Pyro: Aren't they the perfect kids... But that's not all... He also has the perfect life...
[Pyro looks at the titantron where is a picture of an old naked woman with the head of Mrs.H! The editing seems to be pretty good.]
Pyro: Woow! Excuse me for this but I never believed that I'm going to see something uglier than me...
[The crowd laughs...]
Pyro: But there she is right on the titantron!
[The corwd boo]
Pyro: Please change that picture with a picture of his perfect car...
[The picture which is shown is of a completely destroyed car and with "SAY GOODBYE" sign on the front window...]
Pyro: That's right! He is just perfect and everything about him is perfect. Well guess what old sucker! You will have one more perfect thing to brag about! You will be the perfect looser in our match!
[Pyro laughs as the crowd boo]
Pyro: You know people? I'm getting sick of you!
[The crowd boo]
Pyro: And I am not the only one. Your lifes and husbands are getting sick of you... Even your kids are getting sick of you!
[The crowd boo]
Pyro: America is sick of protecting you when you do something wrong!
[The crowd boo louder this time]
Pyro: I'm not going to lose more time. It's not worthy! You are filthy animals and you'll remain ones till the day of your death!
[The crowd boo]
Pyro: I'm advancing futher in my show after I welcomed you...
[The crowd boo]
Pyro: And here comes the report from the last week Sunburn!
[The crowd cheer and chant: LOOSER LOOSER LOOSER]
Pyro: This past week I've been through much! So had the others... Even though I lost...
[The crowd cheer]
Pyro: Even though I lost there were...
[The crowd cheer]
Pyro: Lets just say that some good things happened to DUEW this past week! First and most important of all we got a great wrestler back on the ring...
[The crowd cheer]
Pyro: A DUEW Hall of Famer got back after a long absence!
[The crowd starts chanting HARE HARE HARE HARE]
Pyro: I'm not talking bout this peice of shit! I'm talking about the beauty herself - Angie Ryker!
[The crowd boo]
Pyro: That's right! She is the best thing to ever happen to DUEW... After me of course!
[The crowd boo again]
Pyro: Last week we had some small matches and they were all nothing special and I won't lose my time in reporting them...
[The crowd boo]
Pyro: Actually the only match that matter and made some sence was the Main Event... In which I took part...
[The crowd boo]
Pyro: Lance... Nicho Z... They were both eliminated and it all came to me and Dizz...
[The crowd cheer and chant Disturb]
Pyro: I have to admit that I never really expected him to do that but... He cheated...
[The crowd boo]
Pyro: That's right he could never beat me 1 vs. 1 so he cheated... He grabbed my ears and that was unfair... He did not deserved that win at all...
[The crowd boo]
Pyro: But that is in the past... Lets look in the future where I take his title as a punishment for that cheating...
[The crowd boo]
Pyro: Lets look in the closer future where I beat the hell out of my so called boss Mr.H!
[The crowd boo]
Pyro: He is an example to follow... An idol... He represents everything Australian...
[Pyro imitates crying as the crowd is wondering what is going on]
Pyro: He have the perfect kids! Please show the picture...
[As Pyro is still pretending to be crying on the titantron is shown a picture of MrH's kids with handcuffs on their hands dressed in jail uniform! The crowd boo]
Pyro: Aren't they the perfect kids... But that's not all... He also has the perfect life...
[Pyro looks at the titantron where is a picture of an old naked woman with the head of Mrs.H! The editing seems to be pretty good.]
Pyro: Woow! Excuse me for this but I never believed that I'm going to see something uglier than me...
[The crowd laughs...]
Pyro: But there she is right on the titantron!
[The corwd boo]
Pyro: Please change that picture with a picture of his perfect car...
[The picture which is shown is of a completely destroyed car and with "SAY GOODBYE" sign on the front window...]
Pyro: That's right! He is just perfect and everything about him is perfect. Well guess what old sucker! You will have one more perfect thing to brag about! You will be the perfect looser in our match!
[Pyro laughs as the crowd boo]
