Post by Stone Cold on Dec 9, 2005 8:28:06 GMT 10
[SCSA and Lemmy are driving on the road with Austin's car and Lemmy's bike is in the boot. They are driving fast and it's night.]
Lemmy: You know what? I want to hear the sound! Just to hear the sound!
[Lemmy puts his hand in the little ice box between the seat and takes a can out of there. He then opens it which makes Austin turn to him.]
Austin: What are you doing?
Lemmy: Drinking coke!
Austin: Never open a can while I'm driving you got that? That takes my sight aside from the road and this is how the incidents happen!
Lemmy: Ok, watch the road!
Austin: Not ok! Tell me that you understand!
Lemmy: I got it Austin watch the road!
Austin: Why? Is a car coming?
[Austin keeps looking at Lemmy who thinks for a second]
Lemmy: No...
Austin: Then tell me if a car gots on my way!
Lemmy: Ok!
Austin: I told you to tell me if a car comes on the way!
Lemmy: It wasn't a car! It was a biker!
[Austin turns and hears that someone is screaming in pain.]
Austin: You are a dumb shit!
Lemmy: Whatever! Lets get that thing of the road before another accident occure and then we will help him...
Austin: Alright!
[They get the car aside from the road and get out of it when they see that the biker is getting back to his feet.]
Lemmy: He seems fine! He won't go to law with you!
Austin: It'll be great to know that but do you think that he can go anywhere in that condition?
[Lemmy looks at Austin and then back at the guy]
Lemmy: C'mon lets help him!
[They both go to help him but someone comes from behind with a great speed and hits him! The impact sends the man a couple of meters away!]
Lemmy: Ouch! That's got to hurt!
Austin: You think so?
Lemmy: I'm pretty sure!
[The driver of the other car gets out]
Driver: My God! I just hit a man! Is he alive!
[The three of them look at the guy who is currently lying on the ground and not moving!]
Lemmy: The first hit might not have been fatal but this one... I don't know dude!
Driver: What you hit him too?
Austin: Hell no! One drunken driver hit him and we pulled over to help but... You hit him again and now...
[The three of them look at the guy again and are suprised to see that he gets back to his feet... again!]
Lemmy: Tough SOB!
Austin: Seems so!
[The biker removes his helmet and comes closer to the others as he approach they see that he is wearing a mask on his face... It seems to be Pyro!]
Pyro: What the fuck do you think you are doing dickheads... Austin? Lemmy? What you are Lover or...?
Driver: My name is Paul McDikie! Maybe you hit your head to strong?
Austin: Pyro... It's us! You should thank us that you are alive dude! This freak hit you with his car.... Then he went a little bit up the road and hit you for second time! He was going for third when we crossed his road with our car... See what happened to my bumper...
Drver: I didn't... I...
Pyro: Too late for explanations!
[Pyro beats the hell out of the guy and leaves him on the groun lying in his own blood]
Pyro: So... You two? None of you had anything to do with this?
Lemmy: As Austin said we helped you out man! After all we are one team isn't that right?
Pyro: There is something tricky here but I don't know what? Whatever! I'll take this idiot's car and be on my way since my bike got completely crashed after the first hit...
Austin: How do you know?
Pyro: The wheel wasin my hand when I got up... Just before the second hit!
Lemmy: Ouch!
Pyro: Ouch yeah! This bastard got what he deserved! Now I'll be on my way!
[Without saying "Thank you" Pyro gets in the stoped car and runs through the body of the driver at full speed after which he goes away!]
Lemmy: Quick thinking, Steve!
Austin: Thanks! Now did you see why you shouldn't open a can in my car?
Lemmy: You know what? I want to hear the sound! Just to hear the sound!
[Lemmy puts his hand in the little ice box between the seat and takes a can out of there. He then opens it which makes Austin turn to him.]
Austin: What are you doing?
Lemmy: Drinking coke!
Austin: Never open a can while I'm driving you got that? That takes my sight aside from the road and this is how the incidents happen!
Lemmy: Ok, watch the road!
Austin: Not ok! Tell me that you understand!
Lemmy: I got it Austin watch the road!
Austin: Why? Is a car coming?
[Austin keeps looking at Lemmy who thinks for a second]
Lemmy: No...
Austin: Then tell me if a car gots on my way!
Lemmy: Ok!
Austin: I told you to tell me if a car comes on the way!
Lemmy: It wasn't a car! It was a biker!
[Austin turns and hears that someone is screaming in pain.]
Austin: You are a dumb shit!
Lemmy: Whatever! Lets get that thing of the road before another accident occure and then we will help him...
Austin: Alright!
[They get the car aside from the road and get out of it when they see that the biker is getting back to his feet.]
Lemmy: He seems fine! He won't go to law with you!
Austin: It'll be great to know that but do you think that he can go anywhere in that condition?
[Lemmy looks at Austin and then back at the guy]
Lemmy: C'mon lets help him!
[They both go to help him but someone comes from behind with a great speed and hits him! The impact sends the man a couple of meters away!]
Lemmy: Ouch! That's got to hurt!
Austin: You think so?
Lemmy: I'm pretty sure!
[The driver of the other car gets out]
Driver: My God! I just hit a man! Is he alive!
[The three of them look at the guy who is currently lying on the ground and not moving!]
Lemmy: The first hit might not have been fatal but this one... I don't know dude!
Driver: What you hit him too?
Austin: Hell no! One drunken driver hit him and we pulled over to help but... You hit him again and now...
[The three of them look at the guy again and are suprised to see that he gets back to his feet... again!]
Lemmy: Tough SOB!
Austin: Seems so!
[The biker removes his helmet and comes closer to the others as he approach they see that he is wearing a mask on his face... It seems to be Pyro!]
Pyro: What the fuck do you think you are doing dickheads... Austin? Lemmy? What you are Lover or...?
Driver: My name is Paul McDikie! Maybe you hit your head to strong?
Austin: Pyro... It's us! You should thank us that you are alive dude! This freak hit you with his car.... Then he went a little bit up the road and hit you for second time! He was going for third when we crossed his road with our car... See what happened to my bumper...
Drver: I didn't... I...
Pyro: Too late for explanations!
[Pyro beats the hell out of the guy and leaves him on the groun lying in his own blood]
Pyro: So... You two? None of you had anything to do with this?
Lemmy: As Austin said we helped you out man! After all we are one team isn't that right?
Pyro: There is something tricky here but I don't know what? Whatever! I'll take this idiot's car and be on my way since my bike got completely crashed after the first hit...
Austin: How do you know?
Pyro: The wheel wasin my hand when I got up... Just before the second hit!
Lemmy: Ouch!
Pyro: Ouch yeah! This bastard got what he deserved! Now I'll be on my way!
[Without saying "Thank you" Pyro gets in the stoped car and runs through the body of the driver at full speed after which he goes away!]
Lemmy: Quick thinking, Steve!
Austin: Thanks! Now did you see why you shouldn't open a can in my car?
