Post by Stone Cold on Dec 9, 2005 13:09:31 GMT 10
[Kim is backstage with Austin and Lemmy]
Kim: Hi, guys! Do you have a minute!
Austin: No! I have an hour! Lets get to the point!
Kim: Okay... I want to ask you a couple of questions! First of all I'd like to know what do you think about your opponents!
Austin: Well I think that it will be hard for us to beat them... It will be very complicated... They are very tough!
Lemmy: Dude! You're repeating yourself... Hard... Complicated... Tough...
Austin: These are all different things Lem! It is hard not to drink beer a month.... It will be complicated to drink enough beer after the month without getting drunk and it will be tough for us on the morning after that!
Lemmy: you have your point!
Kim: You guys seem to drink a lot... Except for that last couple of weeks you really drink a lot, don't you?
Austin: We only drink on three occasions! First of all when we are happy... Then we drink because of the joy! When we are sad we drink because of the sadness and when everything is normall we drink because we get bored!
[Lemmy and Austin start to laugh and Kim join them]
Kim: Well seems that you drink a lot! Had there ever been any embarassing moments for you because of the drinking?
Austin: NO!!!
Lemmy: He had a lot he just can't remember!
Austin: Yeah like what?
Lemmy: We were standing at a bar once and Austin screamed that everybody on his left were idiots and everybody on his right were animals.... And when one man steped in front of him and said that he was not an animal Austin told him to go to his left!
Austin: That's not embaracing! I just pointed him in the right direction!
[Kim smiles as she keeps listening]
Lemmy: Oh yeah? And do you remember when we took a taxi one night and you started to throw your clothes away and when the driver told you that this wasn't a hotel you remembered that you left your shoes in front of the door?
[Kim smiles again]
Austin: Just a misunderstanding!
Lemmy: What about when you drunk so much that you actually forgot who you were?!?
Kim: That's not possible!
Lemmy: It is! He went in the bathroom, looked in the mirror and said : "I don't know you, but I'm gonna shave you!"
[Kim starts to laugh...]
Austin: That's not true! I don't remember to had ever got that drunk not to remember anything after that!
[That makes Kim laugh even louder]
Austin: You aren't perfect yourself! You remember when we got drunk one night and I left... You fucker called the poliece and told them that I stole you 53 objects and I had only taken a complete set of cards!
Lemmy: That's nothing compared to the cases I mentioned!
Austin: Oh, yeah? When we got a taxi one night you told the driver to take us to your home and when he asked you to specify you said: "The living room"!
Lemmy: Well...
Kim: Okay, guys it's clear that you drink a lot what makes you do so?
Lemmy: Nothing! We are volounteers!
[Austin and Lemmy laugh again!]
Kim: That however won't help you in your match, what is your strategy!
Austin: There is one thing no one seems to realize! This is all for fun! If you are doing it for fun then you'll win! That's our strategy! We enjoy every moment in the ring and by doing that we know the true meaning of the pro wrestling! The others seem unable to understand that and this puts us in a better position!
Kim: Hi, guys! Do you have a minute!
Austin: No! I have an hour! Lets get to the point!
Kim: Okay... I want to ask you a couple of questions! First of all I'd like to know what do you think about your opponents!
Austin: Well I think that it will be hard for us to beat them... It will be very complicated... They are very tough!
Lemmy: Dude! You're repeating yourself... Hard... Complicated... Tough...
Austin: These are all different things Lem! It is hard not to drink beer a month.... It will be complicated to drink enough beer after the month without getting drunk and it will be tough for us on the morning after that!
Lemmy: you have your point!
Kim: You guys seem to drink a lot... Except for that last couple of weeks you really drink a lot, don't you?
Austin: We only drink on three occasions! First of all when we are happy... Then we drink because of the joy! When we are sad we drink because of the sadness and when everything is normall we drink because we get bored!
[Lemmy and Austin start to laugh and Kim join them]
Kim: Well seems that you drink a lot! Had there ever been any embarassing moments for you because of the drinking?
Austin: NO!!!
Lemmy: He had a lot he just can't remember!
Austin: Yeah like what?
Lemmy: We were standing at a bar once and Austin screamed that everybody on his left were idiots and everybody on his right were animals.... And when one man steped in front of him and said that he was not an animal Austin told him to go to his left!
Austin: That's not embaracing! I just pointed him in the right direction!
[Kim smiles as she keeps listening]
Lemmy: Oh yeah? And do you remember when we took a taxi one night and you started to throw your clothes away and when the driver told you that this wasn't a hotel you remembered that you left your shoes in front of the door?
[Kim smiles again]
Austin: Just a misunderstanding!
Lemmy: What about when you drunk so much that you actually forgot who you were?!?
Kim: That's not possible!
Lemmy: It is! He went in the bathroom, looked in the mirror and said : "I don't know you, but I'm gonna shave you!"
[Kim starts to laugh...]
Austin: That's not true! I don't remember to had ever got that drunk not to remember anything after that!
[That makes Kim laugh even louder]
Austin: You aren't perfect yourself! You remember when we got drunk one night and I left... You fucker called the poliece and told them that I stole you 53 objects and I had only taken a complete set of cards!
Lemmy: That's nothing compared to the cases I mentioned!
Austin: Oh, yeah? When we got a taxi one night you told the driver to take us to your home and when he asked you to specify you said: "The living room"!
Lemmy: Well...
Kim: Okay, guys it's clear that you drink a lot what makes you do so?
Lemmy: Nothing! We are volounteers!
[Austin and Lemmy laugh again!]
Kim: That however won't help you in your match, what is your strategy!
Austin: There is one thing no one seems to realize! This is all for fun! If you are doing it for fun then you'll win! That's our strategy! We enjoy every moment in the ring and by doing that we know the true meaning of the pro wrestling! The others seem unable to understand that and this puts us in a better position!
