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Post by Damien Porter on Jan 14, 2006 17:21:37 GMT 10
The Scene opens up and we see Mr Howard at his desk.
Mr Howard: Well hello gentlmen, as you have no doubt gathered I have called you all here to talk about you match at Australia Day Down Under 2
The camera pans around and we see Pyro, Disturbed the Joey Malone
Mr Howard: I am about to tell you the matchtype that you will all be compeating in. It is a first for DUEW and I believe a fist for the world.
Disturbed: Come on, tell us
Mr Howard: Patience Disturbed. The First ingrediant in the match is two extra ring ropes to make extra tall.
Joey: Interesting
Mr Howard: And then inside the ring we are going to tape a row of light tubes, making what you will already know as a light tube house.
Pyro: But thats just a light tube house deathmatch, There all over the place.
Mr Howard: Ah yes but then we are going to add another layer, above that, hence creating 2 levels of light tubes.
Disturbed: Nice thinking Mr H
Mr Howard: You three will compeate in the first ever 2 story light tube house deathmatch.
#TBC by Joey, Pyro or Dist only#
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Post by Pyro on Jan 17, 2006 0:02:52 GMT 10
[Pyro looks at Mr. H and smiles]
Pyro: Mr.H... No disprespect... This is a great idea...
Mr.H: Yeah it is...
Pyro: Don't you think that we can add some extra brutality to the match?
Mr.H: What do you mean?
Pyro: I'm sure that all of us have ideas how to make the match more brutal than it already is and that way we will make sure it's a match which will be remembered!
Mr.H: Interesting... What's your offer?
Pyro: I suggest that you give each of us the right to make one change in the rules of the match so we can make it more... intereting...
Mr.H: I don't know... Do you have any ideas...
[Pyro smiles again]
Pyro: I have an idea which I'm sure you'll like. Just give me the chance to make it happen...
[Mr.H thinks for a couple of seconds]
*TBC by any of the other guys in the match or by Mr.H*
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Post by Damien Porter on Jan 17, 2006 11:21:17 GMT 10
MR H: No, There is no chance you can improve upon my match.
Pyro: I'm sure there is, just give the chance, it will be the most brutal thing ever.
Mr H: Ah yes, but brutatlitie is not the only important thing in a Deathmatch. This match has eligance. It has Simplicity. Yes It has Brutality. It also has the potential to be the greatest deathmatch of all time.
Pyro: But it can still be more Brutal
Mr H: If you think like that you might as well kiss your contendership away, Disturbed
Disturbed: You see Pyro, People thing that the deathmatch artists are all about blood and gore, but that couldn't be further from the truth. The deathmatch is one of the most technical matches around.
Mr H: Indeed Pyro, so you see to truly chalange your deathmatch abilities, It is going to be a 2-story light tube house deathmatch.
#TBC by any of the three#
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Post by Pyro on Jan 17, 2006 21:48:24 GMT 10
[Pyro looks at Dizz and then back at Mr.H]
Pyro: So, there is absolutely no chance for any improvements?
Mr.H: No... The match is perfect the way it is and I don't see why we should add anything to it.
Pyro: Ok, then wont you at least allow me to take something with me in the ring? Something small which won't even be noticed much during the match?
Mr.H: I told you already... The match is perfect and anything added later can only spoil it....
Pyro: But it's a Deathmatch, right?
Mr.H: No only it's a Deathmatch but it's a Deathmatch which will be remembered!
Pyro: Ok, then can't I bring inside my weapon of choice? It's a Deathmatch so it should be legal for me to bring inside a weapon of choice...
Mr.H: Well...
Pyro: Before you say something just look at my weapon of choice and decide then, ok?
[Mr.H thinks for a moment but then he decides to at least see this weapon]
Mr.H: Ok, what is your weapon of choice?
[Pyro puts his hand in his pocket and brings out a small bag which he places in front of Mr.H]
Mr.H: Thumbjacks? Is that what is inside?
Pyro: No, open it!
[Mr.H opens the bag and sees that there is some white powder inside the bag]
Mr.H: What is this? Some kind of a drug? I won't let you get druged in front of the audience!!!
Pyro: It's not a drug. Try it!
[Mr.H looks unsure but then he sees Pyro smiling and expecting him to give up and he places small amount of the white powder in his mouth... Then he spits it out a second later]
Mr.H: Salt! Is that it salt... What are you going to do with... Ohhh... Now I get it... Sadistic S.O.B. you are Pyro...
Pyro: Thank you, Mr.H...
[The others look at the bag with disgust]
Pyro: So what do you say? Can I bring this as my weapon of choice in the greatest deathmatch to be ever created?
*TBC by the other three only*[/b]
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Post by Damien Porter on Jan 17, 2006 22:28:31 GMT 10
Mr Howard: What are you on about
Disturbed laughts
Mr Howard: Tell him mate
Disturbed: The back side of the ring, just towards the left side there is a big bag of salt, always there is you need it.
Mr howard: I told you, there is no way to improve the match. Right under the ring is a multitude of weapons, that can be used at any time.
Mr Howard laughs
Mr Howard: There is no posible way to improve the match.
#TBC by the deathmatch 3 only#
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Post by Pyro on Jan 18, 2006 0:27:58 GMT 10
[Pyro looks a little ashamed of the lack of knowedge he had shown]
Pyro: Very well then... All I need to make these two pretty boys suffer is a bag of salt and the match itself...
Disturbed: We'll see about that...
Pyro: That's right... We will see...
[Pyro smiles looking at Dizz and Joey]
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