Post by Lemmy Campbell on Jan 17, 2006 5:41:50 GMT 10
The camera shows Lemmy lying on the coche in his locker room. He is talking on the phone.
Lemmy: So you arrived?
Familyar voice: Yeah!
Lemmy: So how is it there, Austin?
The camera shows Austin sitting on chair with sun glasses and hat on a beach.
Austin: Good!
Back to Lemmy.
Lemmy: I will get a beer!
He reach out and take a beer.
Austin: Me too.
He reach out too and take another one.
Lemmy: You think you can come back for the match?
Austin: Yeah!
Austin opens his beer.
Austin: Cheers, Lem!
Lemmy opens his too.
Lemmy: Cheers Austin!
Austin: Do you worry about Lance?
Lemmy: [funny voice] Who the gangster style raper?[/funny voice]
Austin: No need to answer that!
Lemmy: Lets be from the hight class!
Austin: Ok!
Lemmy: How's the weather there?
The camera is back with Austin. He l;ooks up and the around.
Austin: Pretty sunny! Why?
Lemmy: Well that is how the guys from the hight class talk.
Austin: Frome were the hell you know stuff like this?
Lemmy: Well I watch movies.
Austin: Oh, ok then! How is the weather there?
Lemmy: Austin we are bout in Australia how do you think is the weather here.
Austin: You asked me the same thing!
Lemmy: Just to be polite!
Austin: Then I can ask the same!
Lemmy: No you can't!
Austin: Why?
Lemmy: You are red nck pesant do you think you can be polite?
Austin: You are right!
They bouth laugh.
Lemmy: Ok enough with that. What is heard from the bar!
Austin: Walk!
Lemmy: Wait a minuet!
Lemmy opens a CD and then put on Walk by pantera.
Lemmy: Now we are like on the same place!
Austin: If you want trust me but now I can hear the music even better!
Lemmy: I trust you my man!
The stop to talk for a moment.
Austin: I will go swimming in the sea!
Lemmy: OK wanna close the sleephone?
Austin: Man there is someone that did it in the sea!
Lemmy: WHAT?
Austin: Yeah! I can see his shit!
Lemmy: Wait I am coming!
He gets up and goes in the bath room! There we can see Austin watchin in the toilet.
Lemmy: NO MAN THAT IS NOT THE SEA!
Austin: But yu said the sea is behind and the toilet is infron!
Lemmy: No man! The toilet is back and the bath is the sea! Was you too drunk even then! It is just early afternoon!
Austin: My dog have a birthday!
Lemmy: Yeah right!
Austin: Is this what your maniac told you to do?
Lemmy: It is not my maniac it is my doctor!
Austin: Well that doctor staid a lot with crazy people if you ask me! And why the fuck you go to him!
Lemmy: You go too!
Austin: I do?
Lemmy: No I am just kidding.
Austin: You sceared me man! Don't ever do that again!
Lemmy: OK! Lets go thwe guys will wait to make our album!
Austin: Oh yeah I almost fogot about!
They leave the room heading somewere!
Lemmy: So you arrived?
Familyar voice: Yeah!
Lemmy: So how is it there, Austin?
The camera shows Austin sitting on chair with sun glasses and hat on a beach.
Austin: Good!
Back to Lemmy.
Lemmy: I will get a beer!
He reach out and take a beer.
Austin: Me too.
He reach out too and take another one.
Lemmy: You think you can come back for the match?
Austin: Yeah!
Austin opens his beer.
Austin: Cheers, Lem!
Lemmy opens his too.
Lemmy: Cheers Austin!
Austin: Do you worry about Lance?
Lemmy: [funny voice] Who the gangster style raper?[/funny voice]
Austin: No need to answer that!
Lemmy: Lets be from the hight class!
Austin: Ok!
Lemmy: How's the weather there?
The camera is back with Austin. He l;ooks up and the around.
Austin: Pretty sunny! Why?
Lemmy: Well that is how the guys from the hight class talk.
Austin: Frome were the hell you know stuff like this?
Lemmy: Well I watch movies.
Austin: Oh, ok then! How is the weather there?
Lemmy: Austin we are bout in Australia how do you think is the weather here.
Austin: You asked me the same thing!
Lemmy: Just to be polite!
Austin: Then I can ask the same!
Lemmy: No you can't!
Austin: Why?
Lemmy: You are red nck pesant do you think you can be polite?
Austin: You are right!
They bouth laugh.
Lemmy: Ok enough with that. What is heard from the bar!
Austin: Walk!
Lemmy: Wait a minuet!
Lemmy opens a CD and then put on Walk by pantera.
Lemmy: Now we are like on the same place!
Austin: If you want trust me but now I can hear the music even better!
Lemmy: I trust you my man!
The stop to talk for a moment.
Austin: I will go swimming in the sea!
Lemmy: OK wanna close the sleephone?
Austin: Man there is someone that did it in the sea!
Lemmy: WHAT?
Austin: Yeah! I can see his shit!
Lemmy: Wait I am coming!
He gets up and goes in the bath room! There we can see Austin watchin in the toilet.
Lemmy: NO MAN THAT IS NOT THE SEA!
Austin: But yu said the sea is behind and the toilet is infron!
Lemmy: No man! The toilet is back and the bath is the sea! Was you too drunk even then! It is just early afternoon!
Austin: My dog have a birthday!
Lemmy: Yeah right!
Austin: Is this what your maniac told you to do?
Lemmy: It is not my maniac it is my doctor!
Austin: Well that doctor staid a lot with crazy people if you ask me! And why the fuck you go to him!
Lemmy: You go too!
Austin: I do?
Lemmy: No I am just kidding.
Austin: You sceared me man! Don't ever do that again!
Lemmy: OK! Lets go thwe guys will wait to make our album!
Austin: Oh yeah I almost fogot about!
They leave the room heading somewere!
