Post by Lemmy Campbell on Jan 19, 2006 18:39:43 GMT 10
The camera shows Mr. Howard sitting on a big table with many reporters in front.
Mr. Howard: Now let me introduce to you the guys that will entertain you at 26 January by bringing to you The Australian Day Down Under 2.
The crowd that is behind the reporters cheers wields the champions and the other superstars get their seats at the table.
Mr. Howard: Now I know you got a lot of questions so let’s start. You!
Mr. H points a reporter from the crowd.
R1: Hello I am Sam Johnson from "Inside Sport". Mister Austin you went to Russia to participate in K1. But you were DQ from there and after that arrested. Why?
Austin: Well I make everything for the fun of it! So I get there I beat four guys that bought the referees and I get DQ. And the Russian police didn't like that so I get in prison! Next question!
Mr. H looks at Austin. Then Austin smiles.
Austin: That is your line boss.
Mr. Howard: You!
R2: Hello Jack Danielson from "Pro Wrestling Torch". Mr. Austin did you think for the company? Because of your arrest the company's shares go down.
Austin: As I said I make everything for the fun of it. I don't care for shares or something like that. That job is for the little office workers and suckers that can't have fun!
Mr. Howard looks Austin pretty angry.
Austin: What are you watching Mr. H? Come on you are old you had enough fun in your live!
The crowd laughs and Mr. Howard looks even more pissed of.
Mr. Howard: Next question! You!
R3: Andrew Weber from "New Wave Wrestling"! Mr. Austin what do you think about your match vs. Bret Hart?
Austin: What do I have to think about it? I get in I beat him and that's all!
R3: So you are sure you are going to beat him?
Austin: What are you stupid? Of course I will beat him!
R3: Sir you insulted me! You know I can put charges on you?
Austin: Wanna get my charge?
When he says that he shows his fist.
R3: You know you threaten me and I can put charges for that too?
Austin: What you think you are smart guy? What? You think you can talk like this to Stone Cold Steve Austin?
Austin jumps from the table and starts to punch the reporter in the head. Mr. Howard waves his hand and three guys from the security separate them.
R3: I am gong to press charges on you and your company!
Mr. H: Now let us talk after the press conference. Next question, you!
R4: Jonathan Jameson from "Sport illustrated". Mr. Hart what is your comment for the things that happened just a minuet ago and for Mr. Austin’s words.
Bret: Well what just happened talks for it self and for Austin’s words! Yeah, right! Are you kidding me? That man can't wrestle for a shit!
Lemmy: What are you trying to say? That you can?
Bret looks Lemmy then get up.
Bret: I am too big superstar to lose my time here! I am leaving!
He leaves leaving the other superstars with angry looks.
Mr. Howard: Ok next question! You!
R5: Jack Michles from "Fast news"! Mr lemmy what do you think will happen at ADDU 2?
Lemmy: You want me to say who is going to win? Well I am going to defeat Lance, Austin is going to defeat Bret, Jonny will defend his title and Lover boy will beat Nicho and...
Nicho: Stop telling stupyd jokes to the people!
Lemm: Who me? I am telling only thruts!
Nicho: Yeah right!
Lemmy: Wanna bet?
Mr. Howard cought very noisy.
Lemmy: One hundret, two? Yopu say how much!
Mr. Howard cought again.
Lemmy: What is it boss did you get a cold? I tink you should be more cearful for uyour healt and...
Nicho: 100 bucks!
Lemmy: Deal!
When they shake hands and the reporters make many pictues.
Mr. Howard: [angry] Next question! You!
R6: David Brown from "Living with the stars". Mr. Howard you leadewd this fed for a whole year now and it goes up and up every mount. But do you think you can keep up the good work this year? And how if you can?
Mr Howard: Well I am sure I and all these superstars can!
The guys from the fed cheer.
Mr. Howard: But I can't tell how. You know that will be bad for the company! Now next...
R5: Wait one more question! What is your favourite momen from the year?
Mr. Howard: Well I think...
Lemmy: I know what's mine! When I won the tag gold!
Nicho: I realy like my returning!
Lover: That is nothing compear to when I won my first aussi title!
Nicho: Yeah right!
Mr. Howard: As I was saying my...
Pyro: I really like when we all thout that Shadow is deat and Mr Howard get to prison!
Everybodu looks at him very angry ecpecialy Mr. H.
Pyro: What are you watching Joey? You want to see the man that will take your gold better?
Joey: I am looking the man that don't know when to shut up!
Pyro: Why don't you come to tell me his in my face mooron.
Pyro Get up but the whole fed get up against him.
Pyro: Ok I will sit!
Lemmy: That is no fun!
He jumps at Pyro and they start to fight. Then thre fed join.
Mr. Howard: Oh god can't they be normal people?
OOC- TBC by anybody
Mr. Howard: Now let me introduce to you the guys that will entertain you at 26 January by bringing to you The Australian Day Down Under 2.
The crowd that is behind the reporters cheers wields the champions and the other superstars get their seats at the table.
Mr. Howard: Now I know you got a lot of questions so let’s start. You!
Mr. H points a reporter from the crowd.
R1: Hello I am Sam Johnson from "Inside Sport". Mister Austin you went to Russia to participate in K1. But you were DQ from there and after that arrested. Why?
Austin: Well I make everything for the fun of it! So I get there I beat four guys that bought the referees and I get DQ. And the Russian police didn't like that so I get in prison! Next question!
Mr. H looks at Austin. Then Austin smiles.
Austin: That is your line boss.
Mr. Howard: You!
R2: Hello Jack Danielson from "Pro Wrestling Torch". Mr. Austin did you think for the company? Because of your arrest the company's shares go down.
Austin: As I said I make everything for the fun of it. I don't care for shares or something like that. That job is for the little office workers and suckers that can't have fun!
Mr. Howard looks Austin pretty angry.
Austin: What are you watching Mr. H? Come on you are old you had enough fun in your live!
The crowd laughs and Mr. Howard looks even more pissed of.
Mr. Howard: Next question! You!
R3: Andrew Weber from "New Wave Wrestling"! Mr. Austin what do you think about your match vs. Bret Hart?
Austin: What do I have to think about it? I get in I beat him and that's all!
R3: So you are sure you are going to beat him?
Austin: What are you stupid? Of course I will beat him!
R3: Sir you insulted me! You know I can put charges on you?
Austin: Wanna get my charge?
When he says that he shows his fist.
R3: You know you threaten me and I can put charges for that too?
Austin: What you think you are smart guy? What? You think you can talk like this to Stone Cold Steve Austin?
Austin jumps from the table and starts to punch the reporter in the head. Mr. Howard waves his hand and three guys from the security separate them.
R3: I am gong to press charges on you and your company!
Mr. H: Now let us talk after the press conference. Next question, you!
R4: Jonathan Jameson from "Sport illustrated". Mr. Hart what is your comment for the things that happened just a minuet ago and for Mr. Austin’s words.
Bret: Well what just happened talks for it self and for Austin’s words! Yeah, right! Are you kidding me? That man can't wrestle for a shit!
Lemmy: What are you trying to say? That you can?
Bret looks Lemmy then get up.
Bret: I am too big superstar to lose my time here! I am leaving!
He leaves leaving the other superstars with angry looks.
Mr. Howard: Ok next question! You!
R5: Jack Michles from "Fast news"! Mr lemmy what do you think will happen at ADDU 2?
Lemmy: You want me to say who is going to win? Well I am going to defeat Lance, Austin is going to defeat Bret, Jonny will defend his title and Lover boy will beat Nicho and...
Nicho: Stop telling stupyd jokes to the people!
Lemm: Who me? I am telling only thruts!
Nicho: Yeah right!
Lemmy: Wanna bet?
Mr. Howard cought very noisy.
Lemmy: One hundret, two? Yopu say how much!
Mr. Howard cought again.
Lemmy: What is it boss did you get a cold? I tink you should be more cearful for uyour healt and...
Nicho: 100 bucks!
Lemmy: Deal!
When they shake hands and the reporters make many pictues.
Mr. Howard: [angry] Next question! You!
R6: David Brown from "Living with the stars". Mr. Howard you leadewd this fed for a whole year now and it goes up and up every mount. But do you think you can keep up the good work this year? And how if you can?
Mr Howard: Well I am sure I and all these superstars can!
The guys from the fed cheer.
Mr. Howard: But I can't tell how. You know that will be bad for the company! Now next...
R5: Wait one more question! What is your favourite momen from the year?
Mr. Howard: Well I think...
Lemmy: I know what's mine! When I won the tag gold!
Nicho: I realy like my returning!
Lover: That is nothing compear to when I won my first aussi title!
Nicho: Yeah right!
Mr. Howard: As I was saying my...
Pyro: I really like when we all thout that Shadow is deat and Mr Howard get to prison!
Everybodu looks at him very angry ecpecialy Mr. H.
Pyro: What are you watching Joey? You want to see the man that will take your gold better?
Joey: I am looking the man that don't know when to shut up!
Pyro: Why don't you come to tell me his in my face mooron.
Pyro Get up but the whole fed get up against him.
Pyro: Ok I will sit!
Lemmy: That is no fun!
He jumps at Pyro and they start to fight. Then thre fed join.
Mr. Howard: Oh god can't they be normal people?
OOC- TBC by anybody
