Blame me!

[Mr. Lover]

[The camera shows Kim backstage walking around with one mic. in her hands. She enters in one locker-room with big read sign Lover on the door.]

Lover: What?

Kim: Lover I ...

[Lover takes Kim for her hand and throws her out of the room.]

Kim: Lover wait I just wanted ....

Lover: When you go in someones locker-room first YOU KNOCK ON THE DOOR! DO IT RIGHT!

[Lover slams the door in her face then she knock and enters.]

Lover: Talk! Its your time and my money!

Kim: I ... uhhh ... I wanted ...

Lover: Speak up woman!

Kim: I came to take an interview from you!

Lover: OK but it better be shor coz I don't have time for bull.

Kim: OK! My first qusetion is why you turned your back to the millions?

Lover: What?

Kim: Why ...

Lover: What did you just said?

Kim: I just ...

Lover: It wasn't me the person who turn his back, but them! I give my life just so they can be happy .... just to entertain them and what I get? Nothing! In the moment I lost the title they went to Nicho and hug him and cheer for him. In the moment I saw them carrying him on their arms I understand that all what I did in my career was for nothing. I open my eyes. I was blind but now I see clearly!

Kim: What about Nicho? You two were good friends!

Lover: Me and him?!?!?! hahahahaha ;D ;D ;D That was a good one! The truth is that I never even liked this guy! I use him for my career just like he used me to get back on the top!

Kim: Speaking for him he said that this is your biggest match in your career. What are you gonna say 'bout that?

Lover: You are killing me with this jokes of yours! He just wants to be on my place. I did something that he could do in his whole career as a wrestler. I had better matches than him! I had titles that he couldn't have. I have girls, I have talent. A gift from the god himself if you want!

Kim: Aha ... Well that was all ... Thanks for the time!

Lover: Noproblem ... Wowowowo .... Would you like to have coffie together?

Kim: Sorry, Lover but right now you aren't qute like you used to be.

[Kim try to leave the room but two of the babies are on her way. Lover grab her hand and turn her so they'll be face to face.]

Lover: Listen, bitch! I spend too mutch time hitting on you and now I want to get what I deserve.

Kim: No! Please!

[The nine enters the room]

TBC by anyone PLEASE!

[Jonny Stripes]

Debra: "Don't hurt her Lover baby"

Lover: "Shut your mouth! If it wasn't for me, you'd be working as a stripper still"

Kim is fiddling in her pocket and using her mobile, while the girls distract Lover

Torri: "What if I gave you a nice little lapdance?"

Lover: "SHUT UP! This is my business not yours"

Kim just finishes fiddling in her pocket when Lover turns his attention back to her, grabbing her by her collar and pushing her to the wall

Lover: "Are you going to give me what I want...no, what I DESERVE?"

Kim is crying and can hardly say anything to answer

Lover: "Answer me...NOW"

Suddenly someone bursts into the room...ITS JONNY STRIPES! He rushes to Lover and puts him into the wall himself, while a couple of the babes comfort her

Jonny: "Listen here you sick bastard...you don't talk to my Kim like that and you don't touch my Kim like that!"

Lover: "I...I...I didn't know"

Jonny lets go of Lover and pushes him into a chair

Jonny: "Listen you perverted freak, you said it to Bret earlier well now I am saying it to you...If you mess with me, or my girls you are gonna get trouble...you messed with one of my girls, you also messing with me. Lover, me and you will go at it, it will be main event...but not yet, I got a bigger fish to fry"

Jonny turns to Kim

Jonny: "Kim, baby, you get enough crap around here from jerks like him, thats why I want to give you a reward. I want you to be a part of the main event at ADDU, I want you to escort me to the ring"

Kim: "Really?"

Jonny: "Sure thing babe"

Kim looks very excited and the Nine Babes look on with envy

Jonny: "Lover, its a good thing that you aren't in the main event, cos there is only room for 2 people there"

Lover: "What about Jimmy?"

Jonny: "Jimmy? He isn't a real person at all"

Jonny smiles, takes out a cigar and lights it, striking a super hero pose, with Kim hanging off of his arm

(OOC- Ok, you may ask, why I say Kim and Jonny are going out...if you remember back to BDB, they went on a date. Then on the Sunburn after BDB, when Jonny faced Luda, L & L kidnapped Kim and they said that they would bring her to the ring, if Jonny won, he got her back. )

[Mr. Lover]

OOC- No need of explanation. It doesn't mater why! All what maters is that you saved her and that was what I wanted.

[Lemmy Campbell]

Wile Jony is leaving with Kim, Lemmy ,who acidentaly heared the conversation, walk to him.

Lemmy: Hey, Jonny!

Jonny: Yeah?

Lemmy: Did I heared you right? Did you just said: "My girl"?

Jonny: Yeah? Why?

Lemmy: From when the hell Kim is your girl?

Jonny: Well I took her out on a date and...

Lemmy: I took the whole Australia to a Date that don't mean every woman on the continent is my girl!

Kim: What?

Lemmy: Kim baybe tha was looooong ago wile I was on a trip around Australia! I wasn't even in DUEW.

Kim: Realy?

Lemmy: Yeah! You know, you aways will be my number one!

Kim smiels but Jonny don't look very happy.

Jonny: Exuse me!

Lemmy: You are excuse! You can leave!

Jonny: HEY I AM HERE!

Lemmy: Well you shouldn't be!

Jonny: WHAT?

Lemmy takes out 20 bucks.

Lemmy: Here! Go buy something nice!

He give the money to Jonny.

Lemmy: Now why don't we go somewere?

Jonny: HEYJACK ASS!

Lemmy: Who do you call jackass, fucker?

Jonny: I am calling you jackass, jackass!

Lemmy: Man don't you see I am with girl here? Why don't we contuniue this later?

Jonny: Because you are with my girl!

Lemmy: Kim is not your girl! And if you don't stop call her your girl I am going to punch you in the face!

[Jonny Stripes]

Jonny looks strangely at Kim and then pulls her back to him

Jonny: "What is it right now? Huh, everyone wants a bit of me...Look at this, first Lover trying to pick a fight, then Lemmy...you all want to experience a bit of Jonny Stripes"

Lemmy reaches for Kim but she slaps him on the face

Jonny: "Just because you are trying to mess with me, it doesn't mean I am gonna let you have a dig at this title..."

Jonny swings his head back into Lovers room

Jonny: "...And that goes for you too, you sick pervert!"

Jonny comes back around and goes back to Lemmy

Jonny: "I ain't like you, Lemmy, or Lover or Austin, heck, like anyone in this place. I got class, I don't have to show off my piece to the world. Me and Kimmy, we been goin' on for a month now...oh and that bit when I first came here. You would never get to touch this fine thing. But me, well...lets just say Kimmy got all of the Jonny Stripes Experience, very, very often!"

[Lemmy Campbell]

Lemmy: First man, I don't want a bit of you!

Jonny: Is that so?

Lemmy: Yeah! Second, got class? Come on man be cool! Got class god thast was stupid!

Jonny: What are you trying to say?

Lemmy: I am trying to say I don't want a bit of you and your class is not bigger than mine! Jonny my boy you are becoming an idiot just like Lover did and Bret did and L&L did and if youdon't see it I will make you see it!

Jonny: Do you think you have a chance?

Lemmy: Man I don't want to start a fight but you ask for it!

Jonny: I ask for it?

Lemmy: Yeah! But look it is stupid two guys to fight for a girl!

Jonny: Yeah, may be you are right!

Lemmy: So you are going to stand back now?

Jonny: What? Why?

Lemmy: Well you agreed that it is stupid to start a fight for a girl and as higher class you should step back!

Jonny: No way in hell!

Lemmy: Here we go again! Man don't be like Bret and Lover and the others or I promisse if you become like them I am going to hunt you down and make you sorry.

Jonny: I am becoming like them? You are the one that is trying to still my girl!

Lemmy: From were the hell you think that?

Jonny: Well I am dating her now!

Lemmy: Oh what so ever! Kim baybe when you get sick of a second rate lover and wrestler like Jonny here call me!