Post by Stone Cold on Jan 25, 2006 10:33:17 GMT 10
[Austin and Lemmy are going around the streets of Calgary. And are looking at the shops.]
Lemmy: So what are we doing here?
Austin: I'll tell you just follow my lead...
[Austin gets in a bar and Lemmy follows him. They both sit on the bar and Austin signals the barman.]
Austin: Give us two beers!
The barman: Coming right away!
[The barman pours two big glasses with beer and gives it to them.]
Lemmy: You wanted to drink beer before getting on the plane?
Austin: Yeah! There are a lot of hours in the air I want to be in good shape!
Lemmy: I see! Cheer then!
[They lift the glasses, hit them hard and drink. A second after they start drink they spit it on the floor...]
Austin: And they call that beer!?! This is fucked up! The worst beer in the world...
[All of the people in the bar look at Austin and Lemmy and they all seem pissed]
*1 Mistake: Calling their beer the worst in the world*
Lemmy: Yeah... What can you do Canadians... They are all fucked up and that fucks up their beer!
*2 Mistake saying that the Canadians fucked up*
[The guys from the bar surround Austin and Lemmy]
Austin: Can we help you?
A guy: Yeah... Start by apologizing for your words!
Austin: Ok I apologize! I like most of the Canadians...
Lemmy: Thanks God!
[The guys from the bar seem to be calmed down now.]
Austin: They only have two problems here in Canada... They have Brett Hart and he is a peice of shit...
*3 Mistake calling Brett Hart names*
Austin: And the other is with their flag! Only God knows what they had put on it but at least they had covered it with the leaf!
[Now all of the guys in the bar are around Austin and Lemmy]
*4 Mistake talking shits about their flag*
Austin: oh, you have a problem again?
Lemmy: Oh, God no... Austin please...
Austin: Don't worry Lem I'm just gonna give our Canadian fans some beer... Here you go fellows...
[Austin takes his glass of beer and breaks it in the head of the first guy he sees. That makes all of the other start a fight with Austin and Lemmy and altough the fight is not going really well for Austin and Lemmy their are both unhappy when the police comes and takes them to jail.]
*5 Mistake getting involved in a fight*
Lemmy: So what are we doing here?
Austin: I'll tell you just follow my lead...
[Austin gets in a bar and Lemmy follows him. They both sit on the bar and Austin signals the barman.]
Austin: Give us two beers!
The barman: Coming right away!
[The barman pours two big glasses with beer and gives it to them.]
Lemmy: You wanted to drink beer before getting on the plane?
Austin: Yeah! There are a lot of hours in the air I want to be in good shape!
Lemmy: I see! Cheer then!
[They lift the glasses, hit them hard and drink. A second after they start drink they spit it on the floor...]
Austin: And they call that beer!?! This is fucked up! The worst beer in the world...
[All of the people in the bar look at Austin and Lemmy and they all seem pissed]
*1 Mistake: Calling their beer the worst in the world*
Lemmy: Yeah... What can you do Canadians... They are all fucked up and that fucks up their beer!
*2 Mistake saying that the Canadians fucked up*
[The guys from the bar surround Austin and Lemmy]
Austin: Can we help you?
A guy: Yeah... Start by apologizing for your words!
Austin: Ok I apologize! I like most of the Canadians...
Lemmy: Thanks God!
[The guys from the bar seem to be calmed down now.]
Austin: They only have two problems here in Canada... They have Brett Hart and he is a peice of shit...
*3 Mistake calling Brett Hart names*
Austin: And the other is with their flag! Only God knows what they had put on it but at least they had covered it with the leaf!
[Now all of the guys in the bar are around Austin and Lemmy]
*4 Mistake talking shits about their flag*
Austin: oh, you have a problem again?
Lemmy: Oh, God no... Austin please...
Austin: Don't worry Lem I'm just gonna give our Canadian fans some beer... Here you go fellows...
[Austin takes his glass of beer and breaks it in the head of the first guy he sees. That makes all of the other start a fight with Austin and Lemmy and altough the fight is not going really well for Austin and Lemmy their are both unhappy when the police comes and takes them to jail.]
*5 Mistake getting involved in a fight*
