Post by Jonny Stripes on Feb 21, 2006 18:05:54 GMT 10
Jonny is standing in front of a beautiful marble column, leaning against it slightly. He is in a large foyer, one that stretches for a long way. At one end there is a large revolving door, through which the bright daylight comes through extra strong. At the other end is a row of elevators, ten silver doors, one after the other. The foyer is almost empty, the only signs of life excepting Jonny being the receptionist, hunched at her desk, face down and the occasional person walking through the doors to the elevators.
Along the walls from the entrance are huge pictures, running all the way down the foyer, only stopping when puncuated by a marble column. The camera runs along all the pictures on one side, seeing first Jimmy at Australia Day Down Under, World Title in his hand. Then Boris, holding the Australian title high above his head. The next is Ballistic, the Australian title over his shoulder and the World around his waist. Then we see one of Jonny himself, looking like a mad man with chainsaw in hand, wearing an apron which has meat bits all on it. The next thing we see is the real Jonny, now standing in front of another picture, this time of Disturbed and him holding each others arms in the air, Deathmatch and World titles in their respectives hands, dangling down.
Jonny: "You know Disturbed, they say that no man is an island. I beg to differ from most things and this, well this is no different. You see I have proven before that I am more than just a man. I have proven I am indeed that island, that I am indeed self sufficient"
Jonny turns and points to the picture
Jonny: "Now that picture, that tells a different story. It shows me that we are seeing not just two men who are friends, but two that rely on each other...well I never relyed on anyone in my career! Tag team matches, I got it done myself, I didn't need any help from them to win. But that man..."
Jonny points at Disturbed, who is smiling obliviously in the photo
Jonny: "...he leached off me for too long. And the saddest part of it all, is that I let him do it! I am an island and I let myself by whored out to him and his dirtbag brother...well things have changed now...Disturbed, you are dealing with the Jonny Stripes Experience now and this week, Experience Island is diggin for gold and you better believe that at the end of the day, Experience Island shall be screaming out...EUREKA"
Jonny smirks at the camera and walks away
Along the walls from the entrance are huge pictures, running all the way down the foyer, only stopping when puncuated by a marble column. The camera runs along all the pictures on one side, seeing first Jimmy at Australia Day Down Under, World Title in his hand. Then Boris, holding the Australian title high above his head. The next is Ballistic, the Australian title over his shoulder and the World around his waist. Then we see one of Jonny himself, looking like a mad man with chainsaw in hand, wearing an apron which has meat bits all on it. The next thing we see is the real Jonny, now standing in front of another picture, this time of Disturbed and him holding each others arms in the air, Deathmatch and World titles in their respectives hands, dangling down.
Jonny: "You know Disturbed, they say that no man is an island. I beg to differ from most things and this, well this is no different. You see I have proven before that I am more than just a man. I have proven I am indeed that island, that I am indeed self sufficient"
Jonny turns and points to the picture
Jonny: "Now that picture, that tells a different story. It shows me that we are seeing not just two men who are friends, but two that rely on each other...well I never relyed on anyone in my career! Tag team matches, I got it done myself, I didn't need any help from them to win. But that man..."
Jonny points at Disturbed, who is smiling obliviously in the photo
Jonny: "...he leached off me for too long. And the saddest part of it all, is that I let him do it! I am an island and I let myself by whored out to him and his dirtbag brother...well things have changed now...Disturbed, you are dealing with the Jonny Stripes Experience now and this week, Experience Island is diggin for gold and you better believe that at the end of the day, Experience Island shall be screaming out...EUREKA"
Jonny smirks at the camera and walks away