Focussing on the wrong things

[Julio]

**Julio is stading in his locker-room, laying out his attire for the match. He lays down the white DT's, followed by his black knee pads and his black and white boots. As he looks down in satisfaction and goes to turn back around, Matt 'The Money' Hare is standing behind him wearing a dark grey suit and his half of the tag titles over his shoulder. Ad the camera zooms out more, it reveals Joseph Malone standing behind Hare wearing a brown suit, also with his half of the tag titles. They are both looking at Julio strangely as they begin to interigate him**

Matt Hare: Ahhh, what the hell are you doing?

Joey Malone: Yeah, what's with the ring shiz?

Julio: I'm choosing my trunks for my big match this week. Do you think white is the right colour? Maybe I should wear my orange ones...or blue. Ahh, what do you guys think?

Matt Hare: What the hell? The match isn't for another four days.

Joey Malone: Yeah, you're focussing on the wrong kind of stuff, man!

Julio: Hey, shut up! I'm the one who won us the match last week!!

Matt Hare: By cheating! So much for all this 'lets give this a fair shot' bullshit!

**Joseph Malone pushes an angry Hare by the chest as Julio continues to jump up and down, yelling at Hare**

Julio: You were going to lose the match! I helped you'se! And now you're STILL getting up me!!

Joey Malone: Heyyyy, guys. Calm down! Come on, we need to work as a team here!

**Hare slaps Joey's hand away as he looks Julio up and down**

Matt Hare: HE started it!

Joey Malone: I don't care who started it, I'm finishing it! Now, Julio - you have probably the biggest match of your life this week, you've gotta get focussed. And Matt - you're up against a former WORLD champion, Luda. This aint gonna be no walk in the park for you either! We gotta all get focussed. Now you two - kiss and make up

**Julio extends his hand to Hare. Hare waits for a few seconds before reluctantly shaking it**

Joey Malone: Good work. Now...

**Joey is cut off by clapping being heard from behind the camera. As the camera swings around, it shows Nicho "Z" walking into the locker room, clapping. He walks over to Julio and stands over him**

Nicho "Z": Nice little fight you put up there, Hooleyboy. I can see that there's more fight in this dawg than I thought. But these guys are your mates, bro! They respect you. You know that you'se aren't really serious - but this week, at The Cumilation...you're up against your current worst enemy!! I'm the biggest thing you've come up against since....I'm the biggest thing you've ever come up against!

Julio: No shit.

Nicho "Z": You wanna get smart? I'll bust that nose like it's your mother's cherry!

Julio: Tough guy. Brings out the 'momma' jokes. Real mature, Nicho.

Nicho "Z": Oh yeah? How 'bout we go at it right now. Your buddies leave, just me and you - mono-e-mono right now!!

**Nicho raises his fist as Julio staps back, stepping down**

Julio: Sorry, muh-jizzle. But I've got more important things to do than fight with some street thug and get a puncture through my lungs... Peace.

**Julio goes to walk out of the room, leaving Nicho standing there angrily staring down his future opponent**

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OOC: TBC by Nicho. Permission to attack

[nicho]

*Nicho has a smile on his face like he is discusted with julio*

Nicho: you running away now julio?

Hare: look mate, your not wanted here so why dont you just fuck off!

*nicho walks right up to hare and looks down at him and Hare looks up at nicho and hare isnt looking to confident*

Joey: mate, you mess with him, and you mess with me!

Nicho: shut the fuck up, otherwise your both gonna have to forfit those tag titles!

Joey: what the hell are you gonna do?

Nicho: Put you through that wall you cocky little shit!

*joey begins to laugh and hare walks away from nicho and laughs next to joey*

Nicho: yeah, your laughing now, but we will see!

*joey and hare continue laughing and out of no where julio hits nicho with a steal chair on the back*

Nicho: ahhh, what the fuck!

*hare and joey stat to laugh even more until Nicho turns around with a angry look and grabs julio by the shirt and throws him straight through the wall*

Nicho: Take that motherfucker!

*Hare's and joey's faces both drop and look shocked and begin to start and sweet talk Nicho*

Hare: W W Well i didnt r r really meen what i s s said before!

Joey: yeah, m m me to!

*nicho then grabs julio out of the wall and puts him on his shoulder and carry's him out of the room*

Joey: um where are we taking him?

*nicho dosnt answer and just walks out of the locker room with julio on his shoulder*

*Hare and joey walk out behind him but they just wait and watch where Nicho is taking julio*

Hare: Um Nicho, Can you Bring him Back?

*nicho continues walking and then stops at a huge dumpster bin and opens the lid with one arm and then chucks julio in there*

*Hare then whispers to Joey*

Hare: Joey, do you reckon julio would mind if we left him in there?

Joey: dont be stupid! we will wait until nicho leaves and we will get julio out of there!

*Nicho then puts a lock on the dumpster lid and locks julio in there, and nicho starts to pick one side of the dumpster up and after about 20 seconds, nicho finally turns the bin fully upside down with julio in there*

*nicho then walks away, still with an angry look on his face*

Joey: ok, Nicho is leaving, lets go help julio!

*joey and Hare run over towards the dumpster*

Hare: lets try pick this thing up!

*joey and Hare Both try together to get the dumpster back over but they both cant do it*

Hare: how the hel did he pick it up!

*they both continue to try and flip the dumpster over*

[Joseph Malone]

Joey: "You ok there, Jules?"

Julio: "I feeeeeel pretty...oh sooooo witty, I feel...I feel...sick!"

A disgusting vomit sound is heard inside the trash and Matt and Joey give each other a dodgy look

Joey: "Hang in there Jules, I got a plan"

Another vomitting sound is heard in reply, causing Matt and Joey to look at each other in the same way as before

Joey: "Yeah...a plan...c'mon Matty, lets go"

Joey and Matt make their way off screen, running as they go

**Half an hour later**

Joey and Matt are walking back to the dumpster, two large Boost Juices in their hands. They are having a great chat, until they see Julio, covered in his own puke and other peoples garbage, looking very dejected

Joey: "Hey, nice job...I guess we didn't need this brain food anyway, Matt"

Matt: "Its all sugar anyway..."

The two of them throw the juices over there shoulders and go to put there arms around Julio, before pulling back at the smell of the vomit

Julio: "What took you so long?"

Matt: "Well Joey had a plan right..."

Joey: "And it was really good..."

Matt: "But as we were running..."

Joey: "We got really hungry, so we stopped for a bite to eat"

Matt: "Then Joey started to chat up this chick"

Joey: "But her boyfriend was there too, and he didn't like it too much"

Julio: "Ooooh, I know how this story goes...a fat aussie and a fat muslim start fighting?"

Matt and Joey look at Julio with blank faces

Joey: "That happened to you, moron"

Julios bright face turns into a face deep in thought

Joey: "Well, after all this time, dontcha know it, I forget the damn plan to get you out of the dumpster"

Matt: "So we decided to give up on you...does that answer your question?"

Julio looks at Matt with an exasperated face

Julio: "Do you want to know how I got out then?"

Matt: "Is it a long story?"

Julio: "Heck yes! Freakin' idiot! I used skills!"

Matt yawns and Joey checks his watch

Joey: "You up for a boost?"

Matt nods and the two walk away, leaving Julio to trail behind in a lot of mess, muttering about how he escaped