Post by Julio on Feb 22, 2006 21:38:54 GMT 10
**The camera cuts to Julio sitting in a classroom, much like Matt Striker's set for his promos. Julio is wearing a white button-up shirt with a black and white tie and glasses. He is playing with the pencils on his desk as he 'realises' the camera**
Julio: Oh, hey there. Welcome to class, please - sit down.
Can you all remember what class this is? ---- That's right, it's Street Thug Vocabulary! Nice work using your brains, guys and gals!
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Now, to start todays lesson, I'd like to teach you the most commonly used phrase in 'street' language:
Pass me the joint, bro. -Now this phrase is reffering to an activity that a lot of 'thugs' and 'homies' participate in, it's called "Blazing" It's where one 'brother' lights a 'joint.' A 'joint' is an amount of Marijuana rolled into a cigarette-like object and smoked. To 'pass the joint' means to take a 'hit' or 'drag' or the joint, then pass it onto another brother. You understand?
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Good. Now, another commonly used phrase in 'street thug speak' is:
You want some, come get some. Now, there are many famous 'gangstaz' that use this phrase, John Cena for example. He uses it to invite others to contend for his title. Another 'gangsta' that uses this phrase is Nicho "Z". Mr "Z" uses it in a completely different context as Mr Cena. Nicho "Z" uses this phrase to suck up to fans, and to make himself look tough, when he is really an obese llama!
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Anyway, another commonly used phrase is:
You Can't see ME!. This phrase is also used by both John Cena and Nicho "Z." Wow - these two have an awful lot in common. John Cena uses this phrase as an insult to his opponents, hinting that he is a speedy wrestler with a lot of in-ring skill. Whereas Nicho "Z" uses it to try and hide the fact of his obesity. He thinks that if he uses reverse psychology, it might help the fat fucker lose weight - but it doesn't.
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So, class. Can you repeat the three phrases that I have already taught you? Come on...tell me them.
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"Pass the joint," "You want some, come get some!" and "You Can't See ME!" Goooood. You're learing quite quickly.
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The next phrase I'm going to teach you is:
"I'm so fat that I need special whigger clothes to take the attention off of my extreemely large body" Now this sensence is often used by one peron, and one person only. Can anyone guess who that person is? YES - It's NICHO "Z!" Good work, boys and girls. I'm guessing that the sentence itself is pretty self explanitory...so I won't waste precious air-time.
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The next phrase to teach you is..wait. I can't seem to find any more phrases. Please give me a second to check my sheet of A5 paper for more...nope. That seems to be the lesson, folks. You now all know the ENTIRE 'Street Thug' language. You can nowe show off to your friends and speak to them in a TOTALLY different language, and they won't know a TRHING you're saying!
OOC: TBC: by Nicho or Joey
Julio: Oh, hey there. Welcome to class, please - sit down.
Can you all remember what class this is? ---- That's right, it's Street Thug Vocabulary! Nice work using your brains, guys and gals!
---
Now, to start todays lesson, I'd like to teach you the most commonly used phrase in 'street' language:
Pass me the joint, bro. -Now this phrase is reffering to an activity that a lot of 'thugs' and 'homies' participate in, it's called "Blazing" It's where one 'brother' lights a 'joint.' A 'joint' is an amount of Marijuana rolled into a cigarette-like object and smoked. To 'pass the joint' means to take a 'hit' or 'drag' or the joint, then pass it onto another brother. You understand?
---
Good. Now, another commonly used phrase in 'street thug speak' is:
You want some, come get some. Now, there are many famous 'gangstaz' that use this phrase, John Cena for example. He uses it to invite others to contend for his title. Another 'gangsta' that uses this phrase is Nicho "Z". Mr "Z" uses it in a completely different context as Mr Cena. Nicho "Z" uses this phrase to suck up to fans, and to make himself look tough, when he is really an obese llama!
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Anyway, another commonly used phrase is:
You Can't see ME!. This phrase is also used by both John Cena and Nicho "Z." Wow - these two have an awful lot in common. John Cena uses this phrase as an insult to his opponents, hinting that he is a speedy wrestler with a lot of in-ring skill. Whereas Nicho "Z" uses it to try and hide the fact of his obesity. He thinks that if he uses reverse psychology, it might help the fat fucker lose weight - but it doesn't.
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So, class. Can you repeat the three phrases that I have already taught you? Come on...tell me them.
---
"Pass the joint," "You want some, come get some!" and "You Can't See ME!" Goooood. You're learing quite quickly.
---
The next phrase I'm going to teach you is:
"I'm so fat that I need special whigger clothes to take the attention off of my extreemely large body" Now this sensence is often used by one peron, and one person only. Can anyone guess who that person is? YES - It's NICHO "Z!" Good work, boys and girls. I'm guessing that the sentence itself is pretty self explanitory...so I won't waste precious air-time.
---
The next phrase to teach you is..wait. I can't seem to find any more phrases. Please give me a second to check my sheet of A5 paper for more...nope. That seems to be the lesson, folks. You now all know the ENTIRE 'Street Thug' language. You can nowe show off to your friends and speak to them in a TOTALLY different language, and they won't know a TRHING you're saying!
OOC: TBC: by Nicho or Joey
