*Aussie Title Rap*

[nicho]

*The lights go out and the crowed begin to bicker among each other and then after a While "In The End" hits the speakers and the crowed jump the there fett and as the lyrics start to play a huge explosion goes off and the lights come ack to normal and nicho "Z" bursts through the curtains with no aussie title, and he begins to pump up the crowed, he high fives all the fans all the way down to ringside and he gives his hat to a kid at ringside who has a "Nicho Z" sign, he then grabs a mic and rolls into the ring*

Nicho: THA CHAMP!

(crowed: IS HEREEE)

Nicho: is Here!

(crowed cheer)

Nicho: You Know, There is a Little wog boy here in the DUEW locker room, running around wearing a stupid white shirt, thinking his some kind of a teacher, But its cool bro, i dont mind the fact that you do that, but when you disrespect Me and these people, thats when your pushing my wrong button!

*nicho pauses*

Nicho: So if you wanna talk trash about the gangster way of talking, and since you know so much about it, Ill put my next comments in a way we will all understand!

(crowed cheer)

Nicho:

This week i am defending my title againts some little wog
I reckon id have more trouble taking a bog!

You Put on a little white shirt and your telling everyone that you gonna give them a lesson
Out of everything you can choose from, a wog boy is teaching; on how to have a session

But thats cool bro, we all have dreams, and yours is to be a teacher
Give me a real challenge, julio your just a little creature!

Then you start to talk about a WWE superstar by the name of John cena!
We dont have much in common because you dont have a weaner!

But your Julio, and you always like to break the rules
If so, You will get this size 16 boot in your family jewels!

oh dammit, i forgot that there is nothing down there
so that makes you, jonny stripes and matt Hare!

Im keeping that aussie title because i love it heapz!
I know i got backup, but julio.. where are your peepz!

This week you cant skip the match or say that you will pass!
Nothing is gonna stop me from kicking you ass!

This Week in our match, the aussie title is the prize for the winner!
Im keeping that motherfucker and turning it back into a spinner!

(crowed cheer)

*Nicho Looks dead straight into the camera*

Nicho:

Your good at English, but my favourite subject is S & E
Youv'e heard it before, Nicho 'Z' will pin you 1..2

*nicho puts the mic in the air*

(crowed: TTTHHRREEEEE!)

*nicho does a little laugh at the end of his rap and chucks his shirt into the crowed and is getting all pumped up and is looking towards the entrance way, waiting for julio*

[Julio]

**Nicho and the crowd get what they were waiting for as 'Bidies' by the Sex Pistols hits the speakers and Julio walks out, mic in hand dressed in a black button-up shirt with a gold tie and fawn slacks. He stops at the top of the ramp as he waits for the crowd boo's and chants to stop**

Julio: Hmmm..You just gave me an idea for my next lesson on 'Thuganomics,' "The Activities that street thugs enjoy the most." Oh wait, that would be three things - rapping, blazing and eating!

**The crowd boo as Nicho looks disapointed**

Nicho "Z": Come on, dawg - your jokes are becoming really lame!

Julio: And your raps are getting really lame! I'm too good for this!

**Julio turns to go backstage as Nicho leads the crowd's "PUUUUUUUU-SSSSSYYYYYYYYYY" chants. Julio stops in his tracks, looks back at Nicho annd the crowd and raises the mic to his mouth**

Julio:

It's the Culmination,
And I'm hunting for the Australian Title,
And I'm gonna destroy Nicho like I'm a truck and he's a motorcycle.

He's got nothing on this body,
He's got too much of a liking for Hungry Jacks,
And to make it worse
This albino think's he's black.

He's a corny little parody
Of another corny whigger
There's two differences,
Cena's better and Nicho's a hell of a lot bigger!

They both speak the same,
'Thuganomics' is their 'style'
Well it's actually Nicho's second love
Right after his boyfriend, Kyle.

I'm the 'Mediterranean Masterpiece'
And that title looks perfect around my waist,
But now it's some replica spinner shiz,
It's a damn disgrace!

As soon as I get my hands
On that original title belt,
The spinner's going into Kyle's anus.
And I bet it would be the best he's ever felt.

Come on, we all know Nicho's lame in bed.
No matter if it's with the guys or the gals,
After losing his title to be at The Culmination
He can go practice with his cyber-pals.

So I'll see your fat ass at the Pay-Per-View
Ohh..and watch your back, I'm coming to get you!

**Julio smirks as he goes to walk backstage**

[nicho]

*As julio begins to walk towards the backstage area Nicho starts to talk again*

Nicho: Bro, thats all you got homie?

*julio stops walking and stands at the entrance way with his back facing Nicho*

Nicho: Where you going wog boy?

*julios face is looking abit angry and he turns to face nicho and nicho is laughing and so are the crowed*

Nicho: So you come out here for a battle huh? well i got more coming to ya!

Julio: oh do ya now?

Nicho:

You aint much of a threat, your just a slipery little sucker,
Im Nicho 'Z', 3 time aussie champ.. now beat that motherfucker!

So you are now saying that i am lame in bed,
Not like your getting some, you portugese fuckhead!

But thats cool, becasue you like talking about other men, you mole,
I dunno who kyle is, he must be the guy thats licking your hole!

(crowed: OOHHHHH!)

But we wont go there Julio, because we all know you....

*nicho gets cut off*

Julio: alright, i have had enough of you dribbling your shit!

(crowed boo)

Julio: you can ryme all you want, but it wont cnage the fact that i WILL win that aussie title and bring home the DUEW traditioninal aussie title!

(crowed boo)

Nicho: sorry, can you repeat that again, i couldnt hear you over the boos!

(crowed cheer)

*julio is looking on madly*

Nicho: Take a look at the records julio, You took me to my limits back in the day, But you havnt met me after my knee operation, and you ask anyone, i am a different man and i swear to god, yiour try anything stupid, i will do anything, to put you into hospital!

Julio: well i think y...

*nicho cuts julio off*

Nicho: Shut the fuck up!

(crowed cheer)

*as julio is trying to speak the fans start up a chant*

(crowed: SHUT THE FUCK UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP!)

Nicho: Your better off just leaving, because i dont want you here! and more inportantly... THEY dont want you here!

*nicho points to the crowed and the crowed cheer*

Nicho: Nah Nah Nah Nah! Nah Nah Nah Nah! Hey Hey Hey GOOD BYE!!!

(crowed crowed then carry on singing)

*nicho is in the ring with a grin on his face staring down julio*

[Julio]

Julio: I don't need you and your swearing! I'm leaving anyway... I'd rather live in a dumpster than see you fat people. You're a disgrace to our country and you, Nicho "Z" - you're a disgrace to this BUSINESS! I'm out of here.

**Julio throws the microphone at the ground as Nicho continues to conduct the crowd's "NA NA NA NA NA, NA NA NA NA, HEY HEY HEY, GOODBYE!" chants. As Julio is backstage, Nicho raises the microphone to his mouth one more time**

Nicho "Z": Oh, you should be careful what you wish for, dawg! Coz you might just get it!

**The crowd go crazy as Nicho poses and starts yelling his 'signature' phrases to everyone**