Press Confrence

[Disturbed]

*Disturbed, Mr. Howard and Mrs. Howard are all seated at a table in front of a large group of people. It is the official After Effects press conference. Every one in attendance eventually sits down and the room falls quiet.*

Mr Howard - I thank all of you for joining us here today to talk about what I believe will be one of the best PPV’s DUEW has ever had. We have a variety of matches and a whole lot of history behind some of these matches.

Man 1 - Good morning – This is Bill Turner, prowrestling.com. Many people are asking, as I’m sure you know, why is it that you have such a wide variety of matches that have little or nothing to do with current events?

Mrs. Howard - Well although it may seem that there are some odd matches, DUEW has some big plans for the future. Even though this PPV is called “The culmination” – it is merely the beginning for bigger and better things to come.

Man 2 - Hi, Dick Punter, Wrestling Source magazine. Disturbed, your match against Jonny was always expected since the beginning of the tournament. My question is, with all due respect, do you really think you have what it takes to beat this man? He has a very impressive record regarding the World Title.

Disturbed – Dick, you’re right. Jonny does have a very impressive history regarding the world title. We both regard ourselves as “History Makers” – but to be a history maker, you must continually be making history. Since Jonny turned his back on the fans, BOD and myself, he has achieved very little. Sure, he made it to the final of the tournament, but that achievement can’t even be compared with the times he beat the entire roster in one night, or the time he owned every single title. Jonny has had his time. Jonny has had his glory. It is now time for I, Disturbed, to step up to the plate and prove to Jonny that he isn’t as indestructible as he thinks he is. Sure, he has a whole new gimmick, a whole new ‘experience’, a whole new view on life – but sadly, he will not be having a whole new reign as World Champion any time soon.

Woman 1- Hi, Melissa from Inside Wrestling. Mr. and Mrs. Howard. Why is it that you and your two children are taking sides? You seem to be recruiting wrestlers for an unapparent reason, and you are even keeping them in the dark. Is this little war simply a family problem or something much bigger?

Mr. Howard – Melissa, this is far more than a simple family problem. Sure, we as a family are going through rough times, and we are looking for a way to escape all of that. Once again, I’m sorry to keep you in the dark, but this is just another ingredient in the bigger, brighter future of DUEW.

Melissa – And Disturbed, you don’t want to be part of this bigger, brighter future?

Disturbed – I do want to be part of DUEW’s bigger, brighter future, but as a stated earlier this week, I don’t want to be a part of this chapter in DUEW’s big, bright future. As you are well aware, I have bigger problems at the moment, and I’m looking out for Disturbed’s bigger, brighter future. Oh yes – DUEW will be going through some big changes and events this year, and I, Disturbed – Will be headlining every one of them!



OOC- only continue if you have something relevant to add to this thread.

[Damien Porter]

Mr Howard: And that is why, I have present This man sitting be side me with 2 options, he is about to here them, for the first time. Your first option is simple, join the side of me and my wife, we will dominate DUEW.

Mrs Howard: The second option, we do not want to have to go to, but if you don't join us then you leave me no choice. We will have to..

Mr and Mrs Howard: fire you


TBC by Disturbed only

[Disturbed]

*The entire press conference let out a large gasp, and Disturbed’s eyes open widley.*

Disturbed - You’re joking right?

Mrs. Howard – I’m deadly serious Disturbed. Anyway, the decision really isn’t a hard one, u join our team unbeatable team, and keep your job. It’s a win - win situation really.

Man 1 – Sorry to interrupt, but this is a joke right? Just a little gimmick?

Mr. Howard – This is the real thing. But no need to worry – I know Disturbed will pick the right choice!

Disturbed- After all I’ve done for you – for DUEW, you are willing to end it like this?!

Mrs. Howard – Nothing is ending, Disturbed! You will be joining the indestructible! This is simply the beginning!

Disturbed – Well if you are willing to turn your back on me, then I’m willing to do the same!

*The crowd let out another gasp, and Mrs. Howard chuckles*

Mrs. Howard – Don’t be such a drama queen, just sign your name, join us and have the time of your life! DUEW will be so much better for it!

Disturbed – This is no act, Mrs. Howard! This is the real deal. I’ve done everything in my power to help this company out, but this is the last straw! It’s obvious what my contribution means to this company when they are willing to drop me just like that. So Mr and Mrs Howard – Let’s see how much better DUEW is because of this.

*Disturbed gives both of them the finger, and to Mr.Howard’s shock, Disturbed spits on his face. Mrs. Howard is shocked as is Mr. Howard, and red with anger. Disturbed storms off and a loud crash is heard as a door slams in a distance…*

[Jonny Stripes]

Mr. Howard looks a little worried before revealing he had better things to worry about, with a simple smile. Howie, after wiping the spit away, takes a position on the microphone and begins to talk

Mr. Howard: "There is one person, one person only who can be as big a draw as that man who just gave me a big ball of golly in the face...there is another man, one with more integrity and skill than that vile creature, who offended my lovely wife...let me introduce you to a man, who calls himself, The Experience...please welcome my newest ally and our next world champion...Jonny...STRIPES"

Jonny walks out and the fans in attendance are booing him like mad. He walks over to Mr. Howard and shakes his hand, before kissing Mrs. Howards hand tentatively. He points out into the crowd and signals around his waist, taunting the crowd, before stepping next to Mr. Howard on the mike

Jonny: "You know, when I see an ego, I usually have to dismiss it because I know mine is always bigger, better and of course, justified...well, Mr. Howard is about the only person who is on my level in any of those departments...so, why in the hell would I be so moronic to go against the tried and tested man himself, Mr. Howard...I mean, I ain't one of you...I wouldn't do that!"

The crowd are booing and throwing cups towards Jonny, but most fall onto the journalists who have reserve seating at the front

Mr. H: "Thats right, DUEW most successful wrestler and the greatest wrestling promoter ever have joined forces and are ready to destroy any opposition that stands in our way, especially you two, snivelling little brats I am meant to call my children"

Jonny: "But this week, I won't need your help, Mr.H because I am about to beat Disturbed for the World Heavyweight titl by myself tonight!"

[Julio]

**As the room fills with whispers and the sounds of pen on paper, the doors fly open again and the reporters all turn, thinking it's Disturbed. As the camera turns, it reveals Julio standing in the middle of the doors wearing a red button-up shirt with a black tie. He jogs up the aisle way and takes a seat next to Mr Howard, who looks awfully confused**

Julio: Sooo...who here wants any answers on my match with Nicho at the pay-per-view?

Reporter: Mr Howard, is there any chance Nicho "Z" will be answeing any questions at this press conferance?

Mr Howard: Actually, this press conferance was for Disturbed. I don't really know why Julio is here...

Julio: I'm here to answer questi....

Reporter: So Nicho "Z" won't be here?

Mr Howard: Umm...no. Not that I know of.

**At that, the reporter shuts his laptop, picks up his suitcase and rushes out o the room**

Julio: But I'm here if anyone wants any answers about my big match...

**The room begins to empty, leaving one reporter left in the room with his hand in the air**

Julio: ~pretending to scan the room~ Ahhh...yes...you with the head!

Reporter: Ahh..yes. Julio, do you know if Nicho "Z" has any special suprises for the pay-per-view? Any special guest rappers, any free give-aways, anythign liek that?

Julio: How the hell am I supposed to know?! But knowing that ass-kissing whigger - he probably does!

Reporter: Thanks, Mr Gonzales.

**The reporter quickly scribbles what Julio said down on a notepad and rushes out of the room, leaving only Mr Howard and Julio**

Mr Howard: Well you screwed that one up pretty good, fucking idiot!

**Mr Howard pushes down on the desk, gives Julio an evil-eye and storms off, leaving only Julio in the room**

[Jonny Stripes]

OOC- Haha, I beat you!

[Matt Hare]

OOC: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GRRRRRR...Fuck you!!!

[Jonny Stripes]

OOC- First Animal, now you...two times in one week, how grand!