Post by Jonny Stripes on Feb 24, 2006 16:21:05 GMT 10
Jonny is standing in front of the camera, ready to conduct an interview with himself. He is wearing a black coat and has his goatee shaved off for the first time since he made his heel turn. He coughs and begins his monologue
Jonny: "We all know the story, Diz...we all know the same old song...we know that you are the greatest Deathmatch fighter in DUEW history...we know that you have won it twice and most people think you are indestructible...well, Diz, I am not so stupid to rely on just one skill...that means I'm ready...are you?"
Jonny scratches his freshly shaved chin and looks intently into the camera
"I am not going to lay on my haunches and proclaim myself as the greatest of only one thing. You are looking at the real deal, acid test, most successful damn wrestler in Australia today...Dizzy, I have been here before...I'm ready, are you?"
Jonny runs his hands back through his hair
"Disturbed, I have been to the top of the mountain 4 times and this week I am going to make sure I become the 5 time champion...The wrestling community will make some "5 Time, 5 Time" Booker T jokes, they always do but this isnt a joke, not anymore...Disturbed, you better fuckin' believe that I'm ready...I want to know, are you?"
The camera moves away and we see Jonny is moving his hands over his waist, as if a title was there
"Nobody in this business can touch me or my legacy, it is held by an unbreakable thread...if I wanted to, that Deathmatch legacy would be cut from the tiny little thread it hangs from...the thread I call the fans intelligence...or perhaps that would be better expressed as "lack of" intelligence...if I want it, anything in this company can be mine...anything at all...That world title, I want it...and Disturbed, you better believe that the Experience is gonna roll on...because I'm ready...are you?"
Jonny makes as if he is about to walk away, but turns one last time to the camera
"Before you step into that ring Diz, you better make sure that you have taken a good hard look at yourself...you better make sure that you are man enough to face me...I bet there are a lot of demons going through your head right now...well Disturbed, just remember these 4 words...I'm ready, are you?"
Jonny flicks his head back smugly and walks away
Jonny: "We all know the story, Diz...we all know the same old song...we know that you are the greatest Deathmatch fighter in DUEW history...we know that you have won it twice and most people think you are indestructible...well, Diz, I am not so stupid to rely on just one skill...that means I'm ready...are you?"
Jonny scratches his freshly shaved chin and looks intently into the camera
"I am not going to lay on my haunches and proclaim myself as the greatest of only one thing. You are looking at the real deal, acid test, most successful damn wrestler in Australia today...Dizzy, I have been here before...I'm ready, are you?"
Jonny runs his hands back through his hair
"Disturbed, I have been to the top of the mountain 4 times and this week I am going to make sure I become the 5 time champion...The wrestling community will make some "5 Time, 5 Time" Booker T jokes, they always do but this isnt a joke, not anymore...Disturbed, you better fuckin' believe that I'm ready...I want to know, are you?"
The camera moves away and we see Jonny is moving his hands over his waist, as if a title was there
"Nobody in this business can touch me or my legacy, it is held by an unbreakable thread...if I wanted to, that Deathmatch legacy would be cut from the tiny little thread it hangs from...the thread I call the fans intelligence...or perhaps that would be better expressed as "lack of" intelligence...if I want it, anything in this company can be mine...anything at all...That world title, I want it...and Disturbed, you better believe that the Experience is gonna roll on...because I'm ready...are you?"
Jonny makes as if he is about to walk away, but turns one last time to the camera
"Before you step into that ring Diz, you better make sure that you have taken a good hard look at yourself...you better make sure that you are man enough to face me...I bet there are a lot of demons going through your head right now...well Disturbed, just remember these 4 words...I'm ready, are you?"
Jonny flicks his head back smugly and walks away