Post by Joseph Malone on Feb 25, 2006 10:31:46 GMT 10
The corridors of DUEW are empty, hardly a peep can be heard, bar the thumping bass of music from a far off place. The camera moves down the corridor, going past the cafeteria doors, which are locked up, no lights inside. Then we go past the Beer Drinkers dressing room, no sign of life in there either. Then the bass gets louder and we reach the source of the noise. Its Joey, Matt and Julio's locker room door. The camera is about to enter but then bam...the music stops. We go inside to see that Joey is standing on a makeshift platform, in front of an audience of Matt and Julio. Julio is still dancing, clearly drunk off his head, despite there being no music. Matt has two beer bottles in his hand and is raising them to Joey
Matt: "You the man Joey! You the...maaaaaaaaaannnnn"
Joey: "Thank you...I love you guys...man"
Julio stops dancing and screams out really loudly
Julio: "Speeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech...give us a speeeeech"
Joey: "Ok...ok, listen guys...today, is a momentous occasion for everyone gathered here today. So first I'd like to thank you all for coming"
Julio: "Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, thats me...I'm the maaaan!"
Joey: "Now, we are gathered here today, to give a friendly little goodbye to Disturbed...fuck you, never come back!"
Matt and Julio cheer
Joey: "But more importantly we are saying something that only a short month ago wouldn't have seemed possible...we are here to say, no...more...deathmatches"
Julio and Matt clap. Unfortunately Matt claps the two bottles together and they shatter
Joey: "Clean up on aisle *hiccup* twelve...but there is something else that is happening...we are here to usher in a new era, where Mr. Howards men hold all the titles and there is NO deathmatch title EVER...so please give a warm welcome...to the Jonny Stripes Experience, our new World Champ"
Matt starts to clap and Julio quickly runs to the back of the room, bringing back a lifesize cut out of Jonny Stripes and giving it to Joey
Joey: "So, now we have the World Champion...the Tag Champions and the next Australian Champion...all of us, Mr.Howards champions!!!"
Joey pats "Jonny" on the shoulder, causing him to fall over. There is an akward pause, before Julio shouts out again
Julio: "Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot"
Matt starts the music and the booze up continues
Matt: "You the man Joey! You the...maaaaaaaaaannnnn"
Joey: "Thank you...I love you guys...man"
Julio stops dancing and screams out really loudly
Julio: "Speeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech...give us a speeeeech"
Joey: "Ok...ok, listen guys...today, is a momentous occasion for everyone gathered here today. So first I'd like to thank you all for coming"
Julio: "Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, thats me...I'm the maaaan!"
Joey: "Now, we are gathered here today, to give a friendly little goodbye to Disturbed...fuck you, never come back!"
Matt and Julio cheer
Joey: "But more importantly we are saying something that only a short month ago wouldn't have seemed possible...we are here to say, no...more...deathmatches"
Julio and Matt clap. Unfortunately Matt claps the two bottles together and they shatter
Joey: "Clean up on aisle *hiccup* twelve...but there is something else that is happening...we are here to usher in a new era, where Mr. Howards men hold all the titles and there is NO deathmatch title EVER...so please give a warm welcome...to the Jonny Stripes Experience, our new World Champ"
Matt starts to clap and Julio quickly runs to the back of the room, bringing back a lifesize cut out of Jonny Stripes and giving it to Joey
Joey: "So, now we have the World Champion...the Tag Champions and the next Australian Champion...all of us, Mr.Howards champions!!!"
Joey pats "Jonny" on the shoulder, causing him to fall over. There is an akward pause, before Julio shouts out again
Julio: "Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot"
Matt starts the music and the booze up continues
