Post by Jonny Stripes on Feb 26, 2006 9:28:40 GMT 10
"Kashmir" by Led Zeppelin plays out from the speakers and out runs Jonny Stripes, sparks flying over his head from the top of the titantron. He bends down and suddenly springs up, shouting as he lands. A sound engineer at the bottom of the stage chucks Jonny a mike and he stays up on the stage, cutting a promo
Jonny: "So is this true, what I am hearing. The great Disturbed has left the company in which he made his name. A lot of people will talk about what a shame it is, losing our great Deathmatch champion. The 3 time champion is gone now, drinking his sorrows away...well Diz, I am glad. I know why this has happened. You took heed of my words earlier in the week and you did exactly what I asked you to...you asked yourself am...I..ready?"
Jonny starts laughing evilly as the words come out slowly, for extra effect
Jonny: "And when you saw that the Jonny Stripes Experience was coming atcha, you knew that you didn't want to get caught, like a rabbit in headlights. So you ran. You ran from the company and you ran from our fight. Well tonight, I am going to be crowned the new World Heavyweight Champion for a fifth time..."
The crowd boos like crazy
Jonny: "...and its all because I am ready...well Disturbed, grab a bag of popcorn and six pack of beer, sit your fat ass down on the couch and get ready to watch Mr. Howard giving the title to the greatest player of the game...Tonight, at Sunburn, the Main Event, the real History Maker, the Hardest Knoxxer, the only Undisputed Champion, the King of the Deathmatch, will ascend his throne yet again and we will see the Jonny Stripes Experience show the whole world that there is no escape...from the Jonny...Stripes...Experience!"
"Kashmir" plays again and Jonny walks back out back
Jonny: "So is this true, what I am hearing. The great Disturbed has left the company in which he made his name. A lot of people will talk about what a shame it is, losing our great Deathmatch champion. The 3 time champion is gone now, drinking his sorrows away...well Diz, I am glad. I know why this has happened. You took heed of my words earlier in the week and you did exactly what I asked you to...you asked yourself am...I..ready?"
Jonny starts laughing evilly as the words come out slowly, for extra effect
Jonny: "And when you saw that the Jonny Stripes Experience was coming atcha, you knew that you didn't want to get caught, like a rabbit in headlights. So you ran. You ran from the company and you ran from our fight. Well tonight, I am going to be crowned the new World Heavyweight Champion for a fifth time..."
The crowd boos like crazy
Jonny: "...and its all because I am ready...well Disturbed, grab a bag of popcorn and six pack of beer, sit your fat ass down on the couch and get ready to watch Mr. Howard giving the title to the greatest player of the game...Tonight, at Sunburn, the Main Event, the real History Maker, the Hardest Knoxxer, the only Undisputed Champion, the King of the Deathmatch, will ascend his throne yet again and we will see the Jonny Stripes Experience show the whole world that there is no escape...from the Jonny...Stripes...Experience!"
"Kashmir" plays again and Jonny walks back out back