Post by Disturbed on Mar 9, 2006 15:46:47 GMT 10
*The scene is backstage, and we see Kim, holding a microphone, wearing a rather revealing top.*
Kim- I’m lucky enough today to talk to one of the greatest DUEW wrestlers of all time – Disturbed!
*The camera pans out to reveal Disturbed, in casual attire, with both his titles over either shoulder. The crowd let out a cheer*
Disturbed- Nice to talk with you Kim.
Kim- Thankyou – you too! Now, I’m going to jump straight into it and ask – other than yourself, who do you think is the favourite to win the Survivor Cup.
*Disturbed glances at the roof for a second, and then answers*
Disturbed- Well, I suppose, judging solely on wrestling ability…whoever the hell I want to win!
Kim- Umm, I’m sorry – I don’t follow.
Disturbed- Well, as I said earlier, I am in total control of the first part of the match. I have the power! If Jonny hits his finisher, it is up to me how fast I choose to count – if I choose to count at all. If I want, say, Nicho Z to be in the final two, I’ll take it much easier on him. The point I’m trying to make is that with my unlimited power, I can slowly weaken each wrestler without laying a finger on them!
Kim- I see. Well, my next question is – what do you think of Ken Paradise?
Disturbed- I don’t think much of him at all. He thinks he IS perfection. Well I hate to break it to you Kenny – but no one is perfect. But I’ll tell you who is a person that is as close as perfect as possible – me! Not only am I the history maker, but I am the current World AND Deathmatch champion. When you finish destroying midgets, Ken, come into my playground – I’ll show you how the big boys roll!
Kim- Them sound like fighting words!
Disturbed- Ha! Damn right. As I said before, I have the power to put Ken in the final two – me against him. And if I do, I’ll show him the true meaning of Down Under Extreme Wrestling!
Kim- I would also like to ask about your new state of mind. You say it’s finally time to stop focusing on those around you and focus on yourself. Why is this?
Disturbed- For too long I have sat back and let opportunities come to me. Well not any longer. When I saw my chance for the World title, despite all the mental anguish I was and still am facing, I grabbed the chance by the gonads and took it all the way. I have only had this new mind-set for roughly a month, and already I have achieved so much! I would also like to state I haven’t stopped focusing on anyone else – I still acknowledge my friends and fans – but I am much more cautious of those around me.
Kim- And finally, if Jonny ever does see the error of his ways – is there a chance B.O.D could ever be re-formed?
Disturbed- To tell you the truth, Kim – I really don’t know. This isn’t the first time he has abused my trust. The first time he left BOD – it was very hard to accept him back, but I did, and we became closer than ever. Just as our trust was at it’s peak, he smacks me over the head with a mic and leaves me for dead. So, to answer your question – it would be very hard!
Kim- Thankyou for your time – I wish you the best of luck in the cup this week…
*Kim stops, and looks past Disturbed. The camera reveals that Julio is standing behind Disturbed*
Julio- So you reckon you’re going to sabotage our Survivor Cup match do ya’? Well not on my watch – we all knoq your little plan, and we’re not gonna stand for it. You better watch your back, Disturbed, coz’ we’re comin’ for ya!
Disturbed- Congratulations – you just earnt the spot of first elimination!
*Disturbed spits in Julio’s face. Julio swings at Disturbed, but Disturbed misses. Julio tries another three or four times, but due to the spit around his face he is finding it hard to see. He continues to miss.*
Disturbed- Ha, you’ve got more misses than Henry the Eighth!
Julio- Oh yer?
*Julio kicks Disturbed square between the legs, sending Disturbed crashing to the floor like a sack of potatoes.*
Julio- See you at the cup – bitch!
Kim- I’m lucky enough today to talk to one of the greatest DUEW wrestlers of all time – Disturbed!
*The camera pans out to reveal Disturbed, in casual attire, with both his titles over either shoulder. The crowd let out a cheer*
Disturbed- Nice to talk with you Kim.
Kim- Thankyou – you too! Now, I’m going to jump straight into it and ask – other than yourself, who do you think is the favourite to win the Survivor Cup.
*Disturbed glances at the roof for a second, and then answers*
Disturbed- Well, I suppose, judging solely on wrestling ability…whoever the hell I want to win!
Kim- Umm, I’m sorry – I don’t follow.
Disturbed- Well, as I said earlier, I am in total control of the first part of the match. I have the power! If Jonny hits his finisher, it is up to me how fast I choose to count – if I choose to count at all. If I want, say, Nicho Z to be in the final two, I’ll take it much easier on him. The point I’m trying to make is that with my unlimited power, I can slowly weaken each wrestler without laying a finger on them!
Kim- I see. Well, my next question is – what do you think of Ken Paradise?
Disturbed- I don’t think much of him at all. He thinks he IS perfection. Well I hate to break it to you Kenny – but no one is perfect. But I’ll tell you who is a person that is as close as perfect as possible – me! Not only am I the history maker, but I am the current World AND Deathmatch champion. When you finish destroying midgets, Ken, come into my playground – I’ll show you how the big boys roll!
Kim- Them sound like fighting words!
Disturbed- Ha! Damn right. As I said before, I have the power to put Ken in the final two – me against him. And if I do, I’ll show him the true meaning of Down Under Extreme Wrestling!
Kim- I would also like to ask about your new state of mind. You say it’s finally time to stop focusing on those around you and focus on yourself. Why is this?
Disturbed- For too long I have sat back and let opportunities come to me. Well not any longer. When I saw my chance for the World title, despite all the mental anguish I was and still am facing, I grabbed the chance by the gonads and took it all the way. I have only had this new mind-set for roughly a month, and already I have achieved so much! I would also like to state I haven’t stopped focusing on anyone else – I still acknowledge my friends and fans – but I am much more cautious of those around me.
Kim- And finally, if Jonny ever does see the error of his ways – is there a chance B.O.D could ever be re-formed?
Disturbed- To tell you the truth, Kim – I really don’t know. This isn’t the first time he has abused my trust. The first time he left BOD – it was very hard to accept him back, but I did, and we became closer than ever. Just as our trust was at it’s peak, he smacks me over the head with a mic and leaves me for dead. So, to answer your question – it would be very hard!
Kim- Thankyou for your time – I wish you the best of luck in the cup this week…
*Kim stops, and looks past Disturbed. The camera reveals that Julio is standing behind Disturbed*
Julio- So you reckon you’re going to sabotage our Survivor Cup match do ya’? Well not on my watch – we all knoq your little plan, and we’re not gonna stand for it. You better watch your back, Disturbed, coz’ we’re comin’ for ya!
Disturbed- Congratulations – you just earnt the spot of first elimination!
*Disturbed spits in Julio’s face. Julio swings at Disturbed, but Disturbed misses. Julio tries another three or four times, but due to the spit around his face he is finding it hard to see. He continues to miss.*
Disturbed- Ha, you’ve got more misses than Henry the Eighth!
Julio- Oh yer?
*Julio kicks Disturbed square between the legs, sending Disturbed crashing to the floor like a sack of potatoes.*
Julio- See you at the cup – bitch!
