Post by Jonny Stripes on Mar 11, 2006 10:54:10 GMT 10
Jonny is standing backstage, rubbing his hands together gleefully. Joe approaches him for an interview and the two begin
Joe: "So Jonny, why is it that you did what you did?"
Jonny: "Why? Why did I just take down the entire brains behind DUEW in that very ring? Because I don't need either of them, I don't need to be a part of no group to be successful"
Joe: "You have proved that before, but with the parents or the kids, you would be getting title shots galore, but now you are in both bad books"
Jonny: "Look, I am the Jonny Stripes Experience, I am good enough to fulfill my own wants. That title, I want to win it properly, I want to win it cleanly. I don't want an undeserved shot at it. That is why the powers that be will not hold me down for a title shot, because you cannot keep someone this damn good out of the hunt"
Joe: "Again, you have proved that before. But there is something I am curious about...why did Mr. Howard say that "You Owe Me" after you picked him up and moreso, why did you agree"
Jonny: "Thats none of your goddamn business. Just remember that I am here to stay for the next whole year, no matter what I do I cannot be fired. I got a guranteed contract and that means that the Jonny Stripes Experience will make a promise, that there will be Guranteed Controversy in the next year...because you are all...due for some of this...the Jonny Stripes...Experience!"
Jonny looks at Joe with disgust and walks away
Joe: "So Jonny, why is it that you did what you did?"
Jonny: "Why? Why did I just take down the entire brains behind DUEW in that very ring? Because I don't need either of them, I don't need to be a part of no group to be successful"
Joe: "You have proved that before, but with the parents or the kids, you would be getting title shots galore, but now you are in both bad books"
Jonny: "Look, I am the Jonny Stripes Experience, I am good enough to fulfill my own wants. That title, I want to win it properly, I want to win it cleanly. I don't want an undeserved shot at it. That is why the powers that be will not hold me down for a title shot, because you cannot keep someone this damn good out of the hunt"
Joe: "Again, you have proved that before. But there is something I am curious about...why did Mr. Howard say that "You Owe Me" after you picked him up and moreso, why did you agree"
Jonny: "Thats none of your goddamn business. Just remember that I am here to stay for the next whole year, no matter what I do I cannot be fired. I got a guranteed contract and that means that the Jonny Stripes Experience will make a promise, that there will be Guranteed Controversy in the next year...because you are all...due for some of this...the Jonny Stripes...Experience!"
Jonny looks at Joe with disgust and walks away