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Post by Alana on Apr 17, 2006 21:56:28 GMT 10
tom c: we got a huge pay per view a head of us people!
jj: yes we do, and we even got a DIVAS match!
tom c: yes, the return of duew divas, im so exited!
*tom c gets cut off by 'Hollaback Girl' by 'Gwen Stefani'*
tom c: oh my god, speaking of the divas returning match, here is our first ever duew diva about to come out now... just listen to these people!
*alana makes her way past the curtains to a huge reaction from the crowd, she runs down to the ring and grabs a mic*
Alana: Yes im back!
(crowd cheer)
Alana: and yes, the divas division is back!
(crowd chant 'we want puppies')
Alana: im out here to tell all you, that at anzac house of horror 2006 im booked for a match against a skank called maria!
(crowd cheer)
Alana: and as duew's first ever diva.. i know you boys wont let me down... because you know i wont let all you down!
*alana gives the crowed a cheeky look and all the men cheer*
Alana: or maria, you can bring your ass down to the ring now so i can show you, how a real women, gets the job done!
(crowd cheer)
*alana waits for maria but by showing her body off to the crowd*
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Post by maria on Apr 17, 2006 22:15:10 GMT 10
*push it plays as maria makes her way down the ramp slapping her fans hands then getting into the ring*
Maria: helllo fansssss
Maria: and hello alana
*maria sticks out her hand but gets a slap*
Alana: if it isnt the skank herself
Maria: anyway you said come down here so i can show you how a real women gets the job done 1. im not a lesbian and 2. im not a hooker
JJ: this is gonna be good
tom: well they got off to a rocky start
im going to kick your arse so bad at anzacs
*maria slaps her arse*
spanking is more funner
*maria winks at her fans as the fans scream*
JJ:this is getting hot
Tom: i know what you mean
JJ: of course you do you got a tent pitched up
*maria hears this and winks at tom*
Alana: oi back on me point is at anzacs i will not end till u know i am better than you
Maria: you already are better than me
*alana looks surprised then gets a smug look*
Maria: i mean whoelse can take on 8 guys as the exact same time
*maria slaps alana and slides out the ring smiling and starts slapping fans hands*
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